Sanzo's Comin' To Town!

by yumeneko

Disclaimers: As usual... Saiyuki is not mine. Neither is Weiss Kreuz, Rurouni Kenshin, Chrono Cross or Final Fantasy 9.

Note: Just for Christmas... *wink*

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"When will Santa come?" Omi asked Ken for the 100th time.

"Just wait..." Ken answered for the 100th time. Then finally, after waiting, someone came down their chimney.

"SANTA!" Omi cheered, "I want my brand new laptop! And that brand new software! Oh! And a new list of viruses!"

"First a hyper Lirin... Now a hyper computer fanatic... What is this hyper world coming to?" Sanzo sweatdropped.

"I where's my brand new soccer ball?" Ken tugged Sanzo's sleeve and pouted.

"Attack the bag! I want my new bottle of conditioner!!" Yohji proposed. But unfortunately, Hakkai blocked them off with his kikou.

"Now, now... No grabbing of gifts without Sanzo's permission..." Hakkai calmly told the assassins with an ear to ear smile, "Santa... would you please come here and give these boys their gifts?" Sanzo came over to the bag and took out their gifts. The assassins smiled and their eyes twinkled with glee.

"Yes!! I can hack better now!"

"I love you, Santa!"

"For my beautiful hair..."

"Hmm... Nice blade... Good for killing..."

"OK..." Gojyo scratched his head, "What's next?"

"To these people called Schwartz..." Hakkai looked at his companions.

"Off we go then! I wanna get this over with..." Sanzo rambled.

At the Schwartz villa, Farfie watched the chimney.

"What are you waiting for?" Nagi asked the insane Irishman.

"I wanna kill Santa, 'cause it hurts God." He replied.

"No fair! I wanna get my Christmas gift! I love the day of free stuff!" Brad protested.

"I want hair gel..." Schuldig whined.

"But can't I kill him??" Farfie shook the German.

"After we get our gifts..." Schuldig sighed. That made Farfie jump around like a hyper bunny.

Down the chimney Sanzo went with his three elves. "Hohoho..." He grimly bellowed. The boys of Schwartz tackled him down and rose back up with their presents.

"He's all yours now, Farf..." Brad grinned broadly.

"I hurt God..." Sanzo pointed his gun at the psyco.

"Goodie!! I'm not alone!" Farfie hugged Sanzo.