Sanzo's Comin' To Town!
by yumeneko
Disclaimers: As usual... Saiyuki is not mine. Neither is Weiss Kreuz, Rurouni Kenshin, Chrono Cross or Final Fantasy 9.
Note: Just for Christmas... *wink*
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"Ehh? How did we get here??" Hakkai scratched his head as the four dropped into the S.S. Invincible.
"Look, mates! It's Santa!" Kid tackled Sanzo.
"Where's my new frying pan!"
"And my dentures!"
"And my shiny new bell!" Pip piped up.
"Let's get outta here... Now." Sanzo threw his bag to divert their attention.
"With 40+ characters, we'd better run for it!" Gojyo sweatdropped.
"Meri Kurisumasu!" Goku cheerfully greeted as they escaped.
The four ended up in a rebuilt Alexandria. Unfortunately, Eiko kicked Sanzo and demanded her new ribbon. Sanzo, pissed off, threatened to kill her. But unluckily, the four were hit by Fenrir.
"ITAI DA~!" Goku wailed as they sailed though the air.
"Oh well... Let's see where we're going to..." Hakkai smiled, "Oh! We're headed back to Changan..."
"Great..." Gojyo moaned just before impact with the ground.
"Amazing how we are able to survive that..." Hakkai moaned.
"Hakkai... You're talking too much..." Sanzo calmly said.
"I love Christmas..." Goku gleefuly said.
"Where are the babes sporting those mini-skirts..." Gojyo whined.
"Oro... What are these four doing here?" Kenshin poked Sanzo's head with a stick.