Sanzo's Comin' To Town!
by yumeneko
Disclaimers: As usual... Saiyuki is not mine. Neither is Slam Dunk, Yami No Matsuei, Gravitation, et al...
Note: Just for Christmas... *wink*
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And so our heroes go to Makai, the demon world of Yu Yu Hakusho, they were tackled by Kurama.
"Arg!!" Sanzo struggled to get out of Kurama's grip.
"Gimme my Hiei plushie!!" He demanded.
In order to save Sanzo's life, Hakkai gave him the plushie. He watched as the kitsune ran away cuddling the plushie.
"Now that's over... Can we kill this guy..." Gojyo sweatdropped due to a big, huge, scary, creature chewing him up. Sanzo fired his gun and Gojyo dropped, wet with hot saliva.
"I wanted to be hot and wet, but this is not how I planned it to be..."
"Anyway, off to..." Hakkai paused in mid-sentence, "Where are we going to again?"
"I wanna watch Bad Luck preform!"
"Then Bad Luck it is!"
And off they flew...
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Meanwhile... Shuichi sang, "All I want for Christmas is my dear Yuki, dear Yuki, dear Yuki..."
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A/N: SHORT! Here we go with some replies...
From: Sakura (lazy to log in)()
Great!! I like it! But I dun like when Hakkai and Sanzo meet up! I'm not jealous or something but I dun like boy with a boy! (gay) No offense, though! But better think of positive reviews! I'll read the christmas part or I'll get burp up reading romantic gays!
Sanzo: Baka Neko! The next time you write yaoi, you must put up a warning!! *hits Hibi-chan's head a lot*
Hakkai: Yare, yare... Due to the shortage of ladies in the scene and due to watching Still Time...
Hibi: Wheeeeeee!! Yaoi scenes in Still Time!! Remember the opening song where Sanzo and Hakkai were chained to each other?
Sanzo and Hakkai: She's a maniac...
Sanzo: And besides that, she's a rabid yaoi fangirl... *hits Hibi's head some more*
Hakkai: None of her Saiyuki fics are free of the pairing...
Sanzo: Baka Gojyo... Hanging mistletoe on my head...
Hakkai: Yare, yare...
Hibi: I am INSANE!! *Goes next to Farfie* Did you know that being insane hurts God?
Farfie: Welcome to the club! *hands Hibi a straitjacket*
From: jashuang (http://www.fanfiction.net/profile.php?userid=284403)
*sniff* i wanted gojyo to be beaten up by akagi....
Hibi: Hmm... Good thinking... Let's put that in the finale...
Gojyo: Do you always think of ways to torture me!
Hibi: Good point... *tortures Gojyo with a feather*
From: Sacred Bloodred RoseTear (http://www.fanfiction.net/profile.php?userid=167461)
Haha...now they're wearing tight leather!! ^O^
Goku: It's itchy...
From: MisLnk (http://www.fanfiction.net/profile.php?userid=291788)
HAHA...why did it turn from funny to romantic to funny again? but anyway, loved your xmas fic!
Hibi: Nah... we just wanted some holiday spirit... Don't worry, the finale will make you fall off whatever you're sitting on...
Hakkai: *falls off chair*
From: Fall()
Oi Hibiemi-chan, have I told you this was funny? *giggles like the mad fangirl that she is* Can't the Sanzo-ikkou-cum-Santa-and-elves pay a visit to...let's say, Gundam Wing, Fushigi Yugi, EVA, Slam Dunk, YnM, Gravitation, even erm, YYH? Heheh ^____^
You are getting your request, Fall-san ^.^ Although I can't do away with EVA or Gundam... Grav and FY? Piece of cake!