Further warnings : Major Sanzo-abuse. Major major Sanzo-abuse. Cheesy romance and rabid fangurrrlss, and what have you. Otaku jap.

CHAPTER 6 - To make an end.
"What the hell are you laughing at?" Sanzo demanded.

"You, sweetheart," fs replied.

"What the hell did you just call me?"

"Ain't I pretty, darling?" and the blinky lights flashed.

And Sanzo keeled over. And the alcohol starting talked. "No, you're as ugly as sin, but for the sake of this fic, I'll just pretend that I see something in you. Like... you're sweet. Your face resembles a sweet potato. In fact, you're so sweet that you'll probably cause Diabetes mellitus and kidney failure in some poor, unfortunate soul (who, the way things are going, is probably going to be me. Oh joy.)" He glanced up. "Ooo, I'm rambling again, aren't I?"

(sf : YES! I USED IT! Bonus mission objectives accomplished! Tralalaala.)

"Awwwwwwwwwwwwww......." and because she was that drunk, fs promptly kissed him.

"Arrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!" Sanzo shoved her off and dived out of the window.

"Ahhh!!!" fs dived out of the window after him. "Come back, Sanzo-saaammaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa......." And because she was an angel, she had afterburners installed in her wings and caught up with Sanzo in no time at all. (Let's put it this way -- even gods think that Sanzo runs quickly. And that's when he's not fleeing from rabid fan girls.)

*GLOMP*

fs : Admit it! You love me too, because I'm dark and angsty and you're dark and angsty and nevermind that opposites attract, birds of a feather also flock together!

Sanzo : Never! *runs*

fs chases after Sanzo again.

And Homura appeared. "Hands off, girl. He's mine!"

*ZAP*. And exploiting angelic superpowers, fs teleported Homura into a crowd of rabid Homura fans.

Homura : AHHHHH!!!!! *is overwhelmed*

And Son Goku appeared. "RAR!" *growls* *flexes claws*. "MINE!"

And fs, being a celestial being and all that, clapped a Goku Limiter, Limited Edition, courtesy of Astarise, onto him, stuffed him full of meat buns and tossed him onto Cloud 9.

And just to make sure that Hakkai and Gojyo didn't follow, she distracted them with.. um.. er... each other.

And Dougan, the poor, sad Sanzo-obsessed evil villian from Requiem, appeared. "But.. but... I BELONG WITH HIM! I've slaughtered a--"

*ZING* and fs banished him into the 'REQUIEM SPOILERS' box and locked the lid.

And she turned on Sanzo.

Sanzo : Why me?

Kanzeon : Because it's amusing, dear nephew.

Sanzo : Damn you, bitch. Damn the other little bitch too.

fs : *grinning evilly*. Admit it. You love me. *GLOMPS and clings on for dear life*.

Sanzo : Argh! Get off me! Okay, I love, I love you, now get OFF Meeeeeee!

fs : KYYAAAAAAAAAAAa, you said it! *swoons, but doesn't release death grip*.

Sanzo : Someone.. anyone... HELP!

Homura : x_X

Goku : ^_________^

Hakkai and Gojyo : *distracted. Very distracted*

Dougan : .........

Sanzo beats fs over the head until she wakes up again. "Oy, temee--"

fs : What did you call me?!

Sanzo : Er..... oy.. anata *chokes*..

fs : Yes, darling?

Sanzo : *blanches*. I have a slight problem. I have this mission to complete, see. Involves the future of the World As We Know It and is Vitally Important and I Can't Afford To Fall In Love because of it--

fs : Oh, that little thing. *waves wand and transforms Gyuu--whateverhisnameis into a chibi neko, turns the Minus Wave into a Plus Wave, and sets all the world to rights again.* There you go. Now we can get married, ne?

Sanzo : Help... me.... x_X

And they rode happily (or unhappily) off into the sunset.

The. End.

(If you haven't figured it out yet, 'temee' is an extremely rude form of 'you'. 'Anata' is the usual 'you', but also what a couple might say to each other. 'Omae' is usually what Sanzo uses.)

*sf bows, and disappears off into angst-land*