Chapter 8 - The Nightmare Continues
() -- off stage
Warnings : Relentless jibes at badfic. Crazy mary sues. High risk of drowning. Extreme and utter Sanzo abuse. Sucky, sucky formatting, because sf decided to be a lazy ass and not do anything about it... Have a taste of your own medicine, all ye lazy fanfic authors! *evil laughter*
"When did you find out?" Sanzo asked wearily.
"Just!" fs crowed.
"How long has it been..."
"Just!"
"How long have you had the baby, you moron!"
"Ohhh. I'd say.. about 2 hours.."
(sf : *coughing delicately*. The script reads : one and a half months.)
(Sanzo : Thanks. Or no thanks. Get me out of this mess, you sadistic fanfic author, you!)
(sf : *flashing the 'President of the Sanzo-abuse fanclub' badge*. Who, me?)
(Sanzo : Bastard.)
(sf : Thank you.)
Sanzo : Alright, so what do we do now?
(sf : Hey, check this out -- the lazy fanfic author's way of writing badfic! By leaving out all the descriptors and pretending that it's a play! Who needs x said, x replied, etc etc when you can just replace all that with colons? It'll probably save on the spelling errors too!)
fs : I... dunno! *smiles brightly*.
Sanzo : ... Moron.
fs : Actually, since I'm an angel, I might have an accelerated pregancy...
Sanzo : *very slowly* ... Accelerated?
fs : Yep. And since this is an MS fic that isn't interested in plot, pacing, or anything that concerns the passing of time, I'll probably have the baby within the next chapter or so. Isn't that.... exciting? *glomp*
Sanzo : Oioioi! Stop that! You'll hurt the kid!
(sf : Nice excuse, Sanzo-sama.)
(Sanzo : Urusee......!!)
fs : *wailing* You don't luvvvvv meeeeee!
The room began to flood with tears.
Sanzo : This has got to be why I hate rivers. *deep sigh* There there, I love you, now stop crying before we all drown.
fs : Yay, you love me! *bursts into tears of joy*.
(Sanzo : Director! I need a life raft!)
(sf : *glug glug glug*)
(Muse : *bubble bubble bubble*)
(sf : *bubblebubble CUT! bubblebubble*)
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This chapter has been cut short, owing to technical difficulties. We will resume the normal badfic soon.
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Oiiiiiii!!!!!! REVIEW! BCOS I ASKS U 2!!!!!!!!! (Nevermind that this chapter isn't even long enough to be called a 'chapter'.)