0_0, my own warped idea of the Twelve Days of Christmas... In Starcraft perspective

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The Twelve Pains of Starcraft
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Chorus:
The first thing of Starcraft that's such a pain to me:
Is waiting for Starcraft 3.

The second thing of Starcraft that's such a pain to me:
Duke: Blowing up the Zerg,
Chorus: And waiting for Starcraft 3.

The third thing of Starcraft that's such a pain to me:
Raynor(Drinking): Hangovers,
Duke: Blowing up the Zerg,
Chorus: And waiting for Starcraft 3..

The fourth thing of Starcraft that's such a pain to me:
Mengsk: Sending up reserves,
Raynor(Still Drinking): Hangovers,
Duke: Blowing up the Zerg,
Chorus: And waiting for Starcraft 3.

The fifth thing of Starcraft that's such a pain to me:
Five damaged ships!!
Mengsk: Sending Christmas cards,
Raynor(Yep, still drinking): Hangovers,
Duke: Blowing up the Zerg,
Chorus: And waiting for Starcraft 3.

The sixth thing of Starcraft that's such a pain to me:
Kerrigen: Facing my minions,
Chorus: Five damaged ships,
Mengsk: Oh, I hate those allied planets,
Raynor(Uhhh, still drinking): Hangovers,
Duke: Blowing up the Zerg,
Chorus: And waiting for Starcraft 3.

The seventh thing of Starcraft that's such a pain to me:
Duran: The raising of Hybrids,
Kerrigen: Facing my minions,
Chorus: Five damaged ships,
Mengsk: Sending up reserves,
Raynor(Half Drunk): Oh, Jeez!
Duke: I'm trying to blow up these Zerg!
Chorus: And waiting for Starcraft 3.

The eighth thing of Starcraft that's such a pain to me:
Stukov: I WANNA PSY-DISRUPTER FOR CHRISTMAS!
Duran: Hybrids, And what do you mean, "your minions"?!?
Chorus: Five damaged ships,
Mengsk: Oh, sending up these reserves,
Raynor(Half Drunk): Edith, get me a beer, huh?
Duke: What we have no more air cover?!?
Chorus: And waiting for Starcraft 3.

The ninth thing of Starcraft that's such a pain to me:
Zaretul: No cooperation,
Stukov: GIRARD, I WANT I WANT A CIGAR!!
Duran: Hybrids!
Kerrigen: Facing my minions,
Chorus: Five damaged ships,
Mengsk: OH, sending up more reserves
Raynor(Half drunk): Hangovers,
Duke: Now why the hell aren't we nuking?!?
Chorus: And waiting for Starcraft 3.

The tenth thing of Starcraft that's such a pain to me:
Raszagall: saving the Dark Templar,
Zaretul: No cooperation,
Stukov: GIVE ME SOMETHING'!!!!
Duran: Raise yourselves, ya bums!!!
Kerrigen (sobbing): Oh, facing my minions,
Chorus: Five damaged ships,
Mengsk: Yo, ho! Sending up reserves,
Raynor(Totally drunk): Oh, Jeez, look at this!
Duke: One tank blows up, they ALL blow up!!!
Chorus: And waiting for Starcraft 3.

The eleventh thing of Starcraft that's such a pain to me:
Tassadar: Reading Starcraft Interviews,
Raszagall: Saving the Dark Templar
Zaretul: No cooperation,
Stukov: I HAVE TO USE THE BATHROOM!!!!
Duran: DAMN, these Hybrids!!
Kerrigen (sobbing): Their all morons! I hate them!
Chorus: Five damaged ships,
Mengsk: Oh, I don't even KNOW half these planets!
Raynor(Still drunk): Oh, who's got the toilet paper?
Duke: Get some Dropships!! I blew it again!!!
Chorus: And waiting for Starcraft 3.

The twelfth thing of Starcraft that's such a pain to me:
A few Marines: Singing stupid Carols,
Tassadar: Reading Starcraft Interviews,
Raszagall: Saving the Dark Templar
Zaretul: No cooperation?
Stukov: WAAAAAAH!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
Duran: OH, geese, HYBRIDS!!!!
Kerrigen: Gotta gett'em dinner!
Chorus: Five damaged ships,
Mengsk: I'm not sending them this time, that's it!
Raynor(Gone nuts): Shut up, you!
Duke: FINE!! If you're so smart, YOU BLOW UP THE ZERG!!!!!
Chorus: And waiting for Starcraft 3.

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WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE, done. That was fun.0_0, I think I get crazier with every song I write. R/R!!!!
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