Ow! Quit It!
A/N: From now on it's mostly going to be the different mini-scoobies POV. Sorry about this taking so long to be posted but I've been working on Kat's Eyes and The Next Slayer.
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Buffy's POV
I can't believe it! Xander won't let me or Willow play with him. He's a fart-head! Dawn isn't playing with us like our other babysitters. She's walking around rubbing her head and saying something really bad. Why isn't she letting us do finger painting?
"Buffy, lets play with our dollies."
"Okay Willow," I said with a smile.
Spike saw me. I smiled at him and didn't know whether to stick out my tongue or to blow a kiss at him. Liam also looked at me and then I wasn't sure if I wanted to play with Willow still or to play with Spike or Liam.
"Spike, you're stupid!"
"You're a poofter."
"Are not, William."
"Are too, Peaches."
I decided just to be safe and not interrupt the two vamps arguing. So I played with my dollies. Then Spike and Liam went all bumpy and scared Xander. Did I mention Xander's a fart-head? Well Spike attacked Liam and accidentally hit Willow and he ran around screaming. Then Xander called him a wussy crybaby mommy's boy. Dawn gave him a time out and he had to sit in a corner for five minutes. I told Xander that Spike's a kind nice person. Then I kissed Spike on the cheek and he smiled. Xander and Liam were grossed out. Willow, Tara, Anya, and Dawn thought it was really cute and giggled.
"Eww. Spike was kissed," yelled Xander.
"Spike probably's now infected with girly cooties from being kissed," yelled Liam.
"I don't have cooties and I didn't give Spike cooties and if either of you say that I gave him cooties will have a fat lip."
"Deadboy, how can you say Buffy gave Captain Peroxide cooties?"
"My name's not Captain Peroxide, it's Spike."
"No it's not. Your name's William."
"Shut up Peaches."
"Oooooo, Spike said a bad word," yelled Xander.
"Did not," yelled Spike.
Then I dragged Spike away from Xander and Liam. After that I kissed him and he smiled.
"Spike, I love you lots."
Then Spike smiled and we were both happy and we played tag.
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A/N2: Don't forget that these are five year olds. The next chapter contains Spike's POV and the mini-scoobies watching Invader Zim. Yes the wackiness does insue. (Insert maniacal laughter.)