Ow! Quit It!
Disclaimer: I don't own B. t. V. S. or Invader Zim.
A/N: Here it is: Mini-Spikes POV. This is immediately after Mini-Buffy's POV from the second chapter.
Mini-Spikes POV
She kissed me! Buffy kissed me. I can't believe Buffy kissed. I'm not a cootie monster to her any more. This is a good day.
"I do love you Spike. You're not a cootie monster but Xander's a fart-head."
"I am not a fart-head."
Buffy and Harris are fighting.
"Are too, Harris."
"Dawn, Buffy and Spike are being mean to me and calling me a fart-head."
"Buffy, Spike were you two being mean?"
"No."
"Not at all."
"They were too. I saw the whole thing," cried Anya.
"Captain Peroxide's gonna be in trouble cause he's an ugly vampire," yelled Xander.
I was angry. I mean really angry.
"Xander, go back into the corner. You weren't even there for a minute," said Dawn.
That made me happy but then Dawn turned around and looked at Buffy and me. She gave us an angry look and I knew we were in trouble.
"Spike, Buffy you two shouldn't call other people names either. I want you two to apologize to Xander after he's done with his time out."
The poofter looked at us and then looked at Harris and stuck his tongue out at him. Then Dawn walked in and turned on the telly.
"Okay kids, you're going to watch Invader Zim."
Harris was staring at the screen and his eyes were glazed over. All of the girls giggled at all of the Gir parts. I think Zim's cool and Dib's stupid. I do like Gaz though.
"I like Gir," said Buffy. "I also kinda like Dib."
"Dib's like Harris."
"I am not like that parin… pari… stupid freak."
Maybe this isn't going to be bad having to play with Harris. I get to tease him.
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A/N2: The next chapter will be Xander's POV. Be afraid, be very afraid.