Ow! Quit It!
A/N: This is Xander (or fart-head's) POV. This is gonna be well… uh…hmmm… different from the others so far.
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Xander's POV
Fart-head my hinny. Captain Peroxide and Buffy are being really mean to me. I thought the Buffster's my friend. Maybe I should have played with Buffy and Willow. Then Buffy would have been nicer to me, and maybe I shouldn't have mocked Spike as often or ever. I hope he doesn't go bumpy and hurt me even though it would hurt him. I think Anya's cute. I'm gonna find a way to get out of my time-out.
"Dawn, I think I'm hurt!"
Dawn's running to come and help me and I'll get out of this time-out.
"Where do you hurt Xander?"
"Uh…I'm hurt… in my arm."
"How much?"
"Lots and lots."
"Okay, you'll have to take a nap and eat lots of lima beans to get better."
I don't wanna eat lima beans. They're gross, yucky, and taste bad.
"I'm not hurt that much."
Buffy is giggling at me. Anya's not looking at me.
"Xander, you're time-out's over."
Yeah. I'm free and I'm happy and…
"Xander, do you wanna play wedding?"
"Okay Anya."
"Dearly beloved we are gathered in this sand box cause Xander the fart-head is getting married to Anya the money girl," said Buffy.
I had to run away before the wedding was over. I had to go potty. I came back down after almost wetting my pants and saw Anya crying.
"Xander, how could you leave your bride at the alter? That's what meanies do," yelled Willow.
"I had to go potty."
"Oh okay."
I was wrong to do that but I did. I am not a fart-head either.
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A/N2: The next chapter will be from Anya's POV. What is her reaction to Xander running away during their 'wedding'?