Ow! Quit It!
A/N: Here is Anya's POV. This is right after the wedding game from the last chapter. For those of you that are wondering where Tara is she's playing with the others.
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Anya's POV
I can't believe Xander left me at the alter. He's a fart-head after all. I'm lonely. I want my money. Xander's going to pay. Where's Halfrek? She could take me to D'Hoffryn and he could change me back into a vengeance demon. I am Anyanka, Patron Saint of Scorned Women.
"Anya, I'm sorry."
"Xander you're sorry. You left me at the alter and now you're sorry!"
"Anya, I had to go potty."
"You had to go potty. That's the lamest excuse ever."
"It's not an excuse. I really did have to go potty."
I hate Xander. Now he's lying to me. He's bad.
"I hate you Xander Harris. You're a…"
Xander's leaning in for a kiss and kissed me.
"I love you Xander. More than I love money."
"That's good. So can I take you to get a glass of milk from Dawn? It'll be like a date."
"Okay."
So I forgave Xander and we went to go get milk. Spike and Liam stared at Xander. I didn't give him cooties like he said that Buffy gave Spike cooties. Then I asked Xander something very bad and got in trouble and then I got a time out for saying it and I was really sad.
"Now Anya you promise not to say that again?"
"I promise not to say sex until I'm all grown up."
"Okay."
I haven't said it for a whole 10 minutes either.
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A/N2: Alright I know that was well weird but still it's Anya so what would you expect? The next chapter is Willow's POV. I will put them watching SpongeBob SquarePants in but not until later.