Author's Notes: I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! Please don't kill me!!!!!! *Everyone who waited for the next chapter until they rot killed Yoru* X_X

*Yoru is revived by the T. P. I. F. Net A. (The Protectors of the Innocent Fanfiction.Net Authors) through the use of fanfiction magic that only fanfiction authors and the T. P. I. F. Net A. can obtain (not even wizards can have this type of magic).*

*In a dreamy state that one can only find themselves in if they go back from death* "WOW! I saw a tunnel of light reaching out to me as my path towards heaven…and angels…there were angels around me, telling me that it's not my time yet, that I still have to finish this fic, and must go back…" *Snaps out of the trance and finds herself in front of her PC* O.o what the fu**?….Well, anyways….as I was saying: I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Please forgive me!!!!!!!!! *People are to shocked to kill her again after they saw the author come back from the dead* *Crickets can be heard* *Prrri-Prrrri-Crii-Crrii* O.o okay, I'll take that as a 'yes'. Well then….*people are still stunned like statues (hey, it's not like you get to see someone come back from the dead everyday)* Well, then, let's just continue on with the show!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Neville, to stunned to answer fluidly stuttered his answer

-Dare

Oh My God! I can't believe I said dare! I wanted to say Truth! Oh Why Me?! Miserable Me!!! Why did my stupid tongue have to go out and say dare instead of truth?! It's not FAIR!!!!!! I'm so totally screwed! *teary eyes* ~_~

Wow Neville! You're very brave!!: Yoru said sarcastically. Oh don't be so mean to him, Yoru! He was put in Gryffindor for some reason you know. : Hermoine argued. Yoru: You forgot to mentioned the word "unexistant" or "unknown" between the words "some" and "reason". Hermoine: Yoru… Yoru: What?! I was just stating the facts. Jeez!
Hermoine: *rolls eyes* Whatever. Okay, so lets get it over with. Alright Neville, lets see…uhhhmmm, Oh now I know!! Neville, I dare you to kiss Pansy Parkinson!!!
Pansy: EEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeekkk!!!!!! *throws a shrill cry* *faints*
Yoru: Grandioso Hermoine! La Mataste!!!! And besides, I can't believe that of all the things that one would dare Neville to do, you could only think of that! You're supposed to be all smarts you know!
Hermoine: First of all Yoru! She's not dead…
Yoru: She looks like it Hermoine…
Hermoine: But she's not! Anyway as I was saying…Pansy's not dead. And yes I am all smart, but no one said I was perfect! Alright!!!
Yoru: Alright! But you don't have to bite my head of alright! And I never said you were perfect!
Hermoine: Whatever!
Yoru: And I've got a much better, no wait, I've got a very much better idea for Neville's dare. *starts writing something down on a sheet of paper very fast*
*Hermoine rapidly reads what Yoru wrote* WHAT?! Yoru, you can't possibly think that Neville is capable of doing that?!
Yoru: And here I thought that I was the mean one towards Neville without any hope for the little guy whatsoever. Hermoine, have more faith in Neville, will ya? I believe he can do it… And I think it would be better if I wrote down also some tips of how to distract the professors…*starts writing down some more* Perfect! Neville, you got the perfect dare! *gives Neville the sheet of paper containing the oh-so-impossible dare*
Neville: *reads the paper* Yoru I can't do this. Oh no! No way I'm gonna do this, you're not gonna make do this, you Slytherin!
Yoru: Wanna bet? *Slytherin smirk* 'Cause if you don't do the dare I'll…*bends down and whispers something to Neville's ear so no one else could hear it*
Neville: *Neville's face pales considerable whiter than snow and wears a face of true terror* You...You…You…wouldn't. You…just can't think of ever doing such a thing!
Yoru: Oh yes I would, and I'm not bluffing. *wears the famous Slytherin smirk* So it's either you do the dare or I do you-know-what. Jeje
Neville: *stutters* Oh..ah…ah…eh…oh…oh alright!…I'll do it.
Yoru: I knew you would Neville.
Ron: Um, can we go on with the game, I'm getting bored with all the chattering about. And you didn't tell us what Neville's dare was.
Yoru: Oh don't worry my dear Gryffindor friend of mine, *wears the Slytherin smirk…again* You'll soon know when…let's see, today's a Friday night, so in Sunday during any of the three daily breaks (breakfast, lunch, or dinner) Neville will perform his cute little dare, and on that Sunday night I will expect that all of you will come here at the same time to continue the game. Is that all clear guys?
*everyone nods ok*
Ron: Okay! Now lets continue with the game now…
Yoru: yes Ron, now we can continue…
Cho Chang: Wait! Pansy's still out cold. *pointing towards where Pansy lays*
Justin Finch-Fletchley (a/n: I hope that's how you write his name): *shoots a spell towards Pansy, and Pansy wakes up* There you go Pansy, now we'll continue on with game.
Pansy: But what happened? Don't tell me that Neville kissed me while I was out!
Ginny: No Pansy, he didn't kiss you. Instead, Yoru gave him a secret dare that shall be revealed on Sunday.
Pansy: Oh thank GOD! I don't have to kiss Neville after all! God, I thought my life would have ended with that embarrassment! Ugh! Kissing that Idiot-Donut –fat-Gryffindor! Yuck! I shall never degrade myself in such a way! How lucky I am, I really should be grateful for Yoru, I knew she can be depended to be the one to save a fellow Slytherin…
Ron: Well Neville, it's your turn. Spin the Bottle.
Neville: Okay! ^_^ *spins the bottle*
The bottle spins and spins, and as everyone becomes dizzy trying to follow it, it slows down. And the it stops. Neville rapidly looked straight-forward towards where the bottle pointed too, just as everyone also looked the bottle pointed to at the same time. Everyone wore shocked faces when they realized where it pointed to, everyone except one person who instead was wearing a face of pure terror. The person wearing the face out of pure terror was Pansy Parkinson, and she none other but the person that the bottle pointed to. And as Neville and Pansy stared at the bottle, the bottle's colors started to stir as it was turning a more pinkish hue, and then the colors turned completely red. Everyone gasped since we all know very well what the color red meant.
Pansy: Oh just great! Just what I needed! I get to Kiss-the-fat-forgetful-frog-called-Neville anyways. Fuck!
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A/N: Well, I'll leave you all with a sweet but very hated cliffhanger over here. I just hope that tomorrow, I also get to finish the next chapter. If you wanna leave any suggestions for my story, you are free to do so, but please no flames and no slash suggestions, ok?
Kisses from~
Yoru#Stella*Maris~