Disclaimer: None of the characters belong to us! PLEASE don't sue us!
(Cheryl says: even if they did, they wouldn't get anything…all I have is
some pocket lint…)NOTHING BELONGS TO US! Well except for: The "Chopsticks
of Doom" (belong to Katy) The name Izzledoor, The Twisted Plot.
Please note: Some of the sections have been severely censored, and rewritten.
1 Sesame Street Meets Lord of the Rings
~~**~~
Saron has been defeated and men lie dying beside elves and each other. Izzledoor has the ring of power…
Suddenly out of nowhere, Ernie appears!
"Rubber ducky, you're the one! You make bath time so much fun…"
All of the remaining Orcs recoil in terror. A singing, naked, ugly, fuzzy orange thing is playing with a rubber ducky in the middle of the battlefield. Izzledoor walks over to Ernie who is staring around himself in shock.
"What race are you from?"
Ernie looks upwards to Izzledoor's face and proclaims, "I'm a Muppet!"
"A what?"
"A Muppet, you know- sesame street?"
A sudden look of understanding crossed Izzledoor's face and he replied, "Oh! How is Elmo? He hasn't been in any of the recent episodes. Or, did he get booted because of the mysterious ' Big Bird Incident'?"
[End of Cheryl's section]
Please note: Some of the sections have been severely censored, and rewritten.
1 Sesame Street Meets Lord of the Rings
~~**~~
Saron has been defeated and men lie dying beside elves and each other. Izzledoor has the ring of power…
Suddenly out of nowhere, Ernie appears!
"Rubber ducky, you're the one! You make bath time so much fun…"
All of the remaining Orcs recoil in terror. A singing, naked, ugly, fuzzy orange thing is playing with a rubber ducky in the middle of the battlefield. Izzledoor walks over to Ernie who is staring around himself in shock.
"What race are you from?"
Ernie looks upwards to Izzledoor's face and proclaims, "I'm a Muppet!"
"A what?"
"A Muppet, you know- sesame street?"
A sudden look of understanding crossed Izzledoor's face and he replied, "Oh! How is Elmo? He hasn't been in any of the recent episodes. Or, did he get booted because of the mysterious ' Big Bird Incident'?"
[End of Cheryl's section]