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(Cheryl says: even if they did, they wouldn't get anything…all I have is
some pocket lint…)NOTHING BELONGS TO US! Well except for: The "Chopsticks
of Doom" (belong to Katy) The name Izzledoor, The Twisted Plot.
Please note: Some of the sections have been severely censored, and rewritten.
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Ernie glanced around to make sure nobody was listening, "I bet you didn't hear what really happened to Elmo."
Izzledoor looked puzzled, "What happened?"
Ernie pulled Izzledoor aside and began in a soft voice...
Ernie Speaks:
It all started when I discovered that my rubber duckies would disappear and turn up later with its squeaky hole torn up and mutilated, and the head would be missing or decapitated. I began to notice that there was a large amount of red fuzz in them, but didn't think anything of it until Oscar told me that Elmo had been stealing my duckies, brutally butt rape them, then rip up their heads with his "Chopsticks of Doom" Before I could stop Elmo it was too late… His fetish for yellow birds (esp. fuzzy ones) had gotten out of control. I was heading over to Big Bird's house for some tea and crumpets when I saw the door was wide open..Right as I got inside, elmo was ready to chop off Big Bird's head with the "Chopsticks of Doom". Personally, I don't think Big Bird will ever walk the same again!
When Ernie finished his story, Izzledoor lay on the floor in a puddle of his own barf. When he was finally able to rise again he asked, " What happened to Elmo?"
Ernie sighed sadly, When the police arrieved he went bezerk. He ran anroun in circles with the "Chopsticks of Doom", anybody who tried to get near him was slashed at. Finally, she stabbed his eyes out. As we speak, he is in a lil padded cell on the Funny Farm, screaming for rubber duckies."
[end of Katy's Section]
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Please note: Some of the sections have been severely censored, and rewritten.
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Ernie glanced around to make sure nobody was listening, "I bet you didn't hear what really happened to Elmo."
Izzledoor looked puzzled, "What happened?"
Ernie pulled Izzledoor aside and began in a soft voice...
Ernie Speaks:
It all started when I discovered that my rubber duckies would disappear and turn up later with its squeaky hole torn up and mutilated, and the head would be missing or decapitated. I began to notice that there was a large amount of red fuzz in them, but didn't think anything of it until Oscar told me that Elmo had been stealing my duckies, brutally butt rape them, then rip up their heads with his "Chopsticks of Doom" Before I could stop Elmo it was too late… His fetish for yellow birds (esp. fuzzy ones) had gotten out of control. I was heading over to Big Bird's house for some tea and crumpets when I saw the door was wide open..Right as I got inside, elmo was ready to chop off Big Bird's head with the "Chopsticks of Doom". Personally, I don't think Big Bird will ever walk the same again!
When Ernie finished his story, Izzledoor lay on the floor in a puddle of his own barf. When he was finally able to rise again he asked, " What happened to Elmo?"
Ernie sighed sadly, When the police arrieved he went bezerk. He ran anroun in circles with the "Chopsticks of Doom", anybody who tried to get near him was slashed at. Finally, she stabbed his eyes out. As we speak, he is in a lil padded cell on the Funny Farm, screaming for rubber duckies."
[end of Katy's Section]
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