Disclaimer: None of the characters belong to us! PLEASE don't sue us!
(Cheryl says: even if they did, they wouldn't get anything…all I have is
some pocket lint…)NOTHING BELONGS TO US! Well except for: The "Chopsticks
of Doom" (belong to Katy) The name Izzledoor, The Twisted Plot.
Please note: Some of the sections have been severely censored, and rewritten.
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Now it was Ernie's turn to ask questions…
"What happened to Dildo and Cheeto?"
Izzledoor began to look uncomfortable…"well, ummm…"
"Yes?" Ernie prompted.
"Cheeto as you know, studied dragons in his free time".
Ernie nodded sagely, "I knew before even Oscar did!"
"Izzledoor looked curiously at Ernie, "Oscar and Ernie were going out??!!"
"Um, yeah. Before the sex change operation that is."
"The WHAT operation?"
"You didn't know about the 'little operation' "?
"I had no *CENSORED* idea", Izzledoor said softly.
Silence fell for a few minutes
"Oops? Haha? J/k? Never mind!" Ernie announced abruptly. "Tell me what happened to Dildo, Cheeto, and Spam!"
Izzledoor drew a deep breath and began to talk…
Izzeldoor speaks:
Everybody knows about Sheblob, the dragon Cheeto killed. Well, Spam also had a dragon obsession...which was far more than an obsession. He didn't study them- he had sex with them.
When Sheblobwas killed, Cheeto lay unconscious. Spam suddenly realized that this was probably his last chance to have sex with a dragon, so he *ahem* took advantage of his chance. Can you imagine the 60-foot dragon and the 3-foot bobbit? It was an ugly sight for poor Goodgulf. He had already had his normal three pipes an hour average, but the sight of Spam and Sheblob was just too much for poor Goodgulf. He had 12 pipes of pot in one hour, and had a severe O.D. on the spot. A few hours later, Cheeto came back to consciousness, to find Spam with Sheblob and Goodgulf passed out. Spam noticed that Goodgulf happened to have a packet of pipe pot in his hand, and took advantage of Goodgulf's unconsciousness. He "borrowed the pipe, staff (to light it of course) and two hours later, everything was wonderful to Cheeto! He decide to join Spam and the very dead Sheblob, after all Spam seemed to be having plenty of fun…When my poor army found them, they were all beyond out help; None of the bobbits could walk, Sheblob was head and mutilated, and Goodgulf was still passed out on the floor. Both Cheeto and Spam are locked in what remains of Wiseandhard. Goodgulf is relearning to put on pants, and Spam has been put in a chastity belt for life. (We elves and men all agreed that it is all our best interest to keep him in the belt for life.) As for Cheeto, he is recovering form his little trip quite nicely and he cannot remember any of the "events" with Sheblob and Spam.
Ernie sat listening to Izzledoor, and decide to pay Spam a visit…perhaps those lock picking skills were going to come in handy at last…(Katy's AND Cheryl's section!)
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Like it? Love it? Hate it? Want me and Katy to jump off a cliff because it's so horrible? Want me and Katy to write more??*evil laugh* TELL US! Or we won't write anymore.
Please note: Some of the sections have been severely censored, and rewritten.
~~**~~
Now it was Ernie's turn to ask questions…
"What happened to Dildo and Cheeto?"
Izzledoor began to look uncomfortable…"well, ummm…"
"Yes?" Ernie prompted.
"Cheeto as you know, studied dragons in his free time".
Ernie nodded sagely, "I knew before even Oscar did!"
"Izzledoor looked curiously at Ernie, "Oscar and Ernie were going out??!!"
"Um, yeah. Before the sex change operation that is."
"The WHAT operation?"
"You didn't know about the 'little operation' "?
"I had no *CENSORED* idea", Izzledoor said softly.
Silence fell for a few minutes
"Oops? Haha? J/k? Never mind!" Ernie announced abruptly. "Tell me what happened to Dildo, Cheeto, and Spam!"
Izzledoor drew a deep breath and began to talk…
Izzeldoor speaks:
Everybody knows about Sheblob, the dragon Cheeto killed. Well, Spam also had a dragon obsession...which was far more than an obsession. He didn't study them- he had sex with them.
When Sheblobwas killed, Cheeto lay unconscious. Spam suddenly realized that this was probably his last chance to have sex with a dragon, so he *ahem* took advantage of his chance. Can you imagine the 60-foot dragon and the 3-foot bobbit? It was an ugly sight for poor Goodgulf. He had already had his normal three pipes an hour average, but the sight of Spam and Sheblob was just too much for poor Goodgulf. He had 12 pipes of pot in one hour, and had a severe O.D. on the spot. A few hours later, Cheeto came back to consciousness, to find Spam with Sheblob and Goodgulf passed out. Spam noticed that Goodgulf happened to have a packet of pipe pot in his hand, and took advantage of Goodgulf's unconsciousness. He "borrowed the pipe, staff (to light it of course) and two hours later, everything was wonderful to Cheeto! He decide to join Spam and the very dead Sheblob, after all Spam seemed to be having plenty of fun…When my poor army found them, they were all beyond out help; None of the bobbits could walk, Sheblob was head and mutilated, and Goodgulf was still passed out on the floor. Both Cheeto and Spam are locked in what remains of Wiseandhard. Goodgulf is relearning to put on pants, and Spam has been put in a chastity belt for life. (We elves and men all agreed that it is all our best interest to keep him in the belt for life.) As for Cheeto, he is recovering form his little trip quite nicely and he cannot remember any of the "events" with Sheblob and Spam.
Ernie sat listening to Izzledoor, and decide to pay Spam a visit…perhaps those lock picking skills were going to come in handy at last…(Katy's AND Cheryl's section!)
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Like it? Love it? Hate it? Want me and Katy to jump off a cliff because it's so horrible? Want me and Katy to write more??*evil laugh* TELL US! Or we won't write anymore.