Part Seven of Lord of the Rings/ Sesame Street Crossover!
A/N: I'm sorry…part of that sorry is just WRONG! Can't post it here without risk of being screamed at. I continued it from part five and added in parts of Katy's section (six). So really this is part six…but seven is cooler!
~~The Story Continues~~
As Dildo sat with Elmo, both fully dressed in drag, they talked over life in general. Dildo, had issues with Elf people (he had a *ahem* thing for them) and Elmo had a thing for duckies and other yellow various objects (which is why Spam was dressed in all yellow).
Then, as Spam and Cheeto were calling off the checklist, Ernie showed up!
"I'll join! I want free cake and and and, ducks!" Screamed Ernie.
A very shocked Goodgulf turned around from the crowd of Drag Queens, and demanded to know "what the *CENSORED* naked fuzzy thing was."
"Damn it!" Ernie said. "I knew something was not right! I just totally forgot to get some clothes from Izzledoor!"
Elmo was looking at Ernie with a thoughtful look in his eyes, "We have need for one more drag queen to help in the Great Battle. Are you willing to stuff four shirt and risk loss of any self respect?"
Ernie began to back away slowly, "H*** no!"
"Oh. Well then, you can just come along with us to Mount Doom and help defeat the evil Soggyman."
Ernie readily agreed to this, as Elmo promised that it vast amounts of Birthday cake were included.
As Ernie stood there, Goodgulf grew impatient. He waved his wand to blast him 50 feet, but suddenly the wand snapped in two. "What the *CENSORED*?! That's the third one this month! Who makes these cheap things?" Goodgulf begins to closely examine the remains of the wand. "Made in Mordoor…Mordoor is gonna get it from me!" Goodgulf runs off, in full drag costume towards the setting sun, to nuke the men of Mordoor…Little did he know that Mordoor was in the opposite direction.
A/N: RETURNING TO THE MAIN POINT!!!!
Ernie was issued elf armor (donated by Legoless Bananaleaf) as well as a Muppet sized sword(actually, he was given a practice sword…nobody wanted a naked dude to own a sharp item. Even though he was now clad in armor and pink boxers) Ernie was given a ring and paperclip chain from a box of crackers, and was told that "You are the decoy, you run in the front of the army screaming 'Finders Keepers Losers Weepers' and waving the fake ring around, when we attack Mordoor ".
[end part seven…Cheryl's part with Katy's mixed in!]
A/N: I'm sorry…part of that sorry is just WRONG! Can't post it here without risk of being screamed at. I continued it from part five and added in parts of Katy's section (six). So really this is part six…but seven is cooler!
~~The Story Continues~~
As Dildo sat with Elmo, both fully dressed in drag, they talked over life in general. Dildo, had issues with Elf people (he had a *ahem* thing for them) and Elmo had a thing for duckies and other yellow various objects (which is why Spam was dressed in all yellow).
Then, as Spam and Cheeto were calling off the checklist, Ernie showed up!
"I'll join! I want free cake and and and, ducks!" Screamed Ernie.
A very shocked Goodgulf turned around from the crowd of Drag Queens, and demanded to know "what the *CENSORED* naked fuzzy thing was."
"Damn it!" Ernie said. "I knew something was not right! I just totally forgot to get some clothes from Izzledoor!"
Elmo was looking at Ernie with a thoughtful look in his eyes, "We have need for one more drag queen to help in the Great Battle. Are you willing to stuff four shirt and risk loss of any self respect?"
Ernie began to back away slowly, "H*** no!"
"Oh. Well then, you can just come along with us to Mount Doom and help defeat the evil Soggyman."
Ernie readily agreed to this, as Elmo promised that it vast amounts of Birthday cake were included.
As Ernie stood there, Goodgulf grew impatient. He waved his wand to blast him 50 feet, but suddenly the wand snapped in two. "What the *CENSORED*?! That's the third one this month! Who makes these cheap things?" Goodgulf begins to closely examine the remains of the wand. "Made in Mordoor…Mordoor is gonna get it from me!" Goodgulf runs off, in full drag costume towards the setting sun, to nuke the men of Mordoor…Little did he know that Mordoor was in the opposite direction.
A/N: RETURNING TO THE MAIN POINT!!!!
Ernie was issued elf armor (donated by Legoless Bananaleaf) as well as a Muppet sized sword(actually, he was given a practice sword…nobody wanted a naked dude to own a sharp item. Even though he was now clad in armor and pink boxers) Ernie was given a ring and paperclip chain from a box of crackers, and was told that "You are the decoy, you run in the front of the army screaming 'Finders Keepers Losers Weepers' and waving the fake ring around, when we attack Mordoor ".
[end part seven…Cheryl's part with Katy's mixed in!]