Chapter 2 Fatal Angel Love
AUtho'r notes: OKIE DOKS..TIME FOR ME TO GET HYPER AGAIN! MWAHAHAHAA IT'S FATal Love AHAHA…okei doks..me not ok! HERE'S THE LONG AWAITED *COUGH NOT COUGH* CHAPTER!
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STI grumbled as the Cupid continued to drag STI to meet the other tenshis.
"I DON'T WANT TO MEET ANY OTHER BAKA TENSHIS!! I WANT TO GO BACK TO EARTH TO JAY CHOU!!" STI shouted and sniffed. As they got to a central kind of looking place, looked like a park. There, sat a tenshi, but she had one headphones and was singing a familiar tune softly. STI titled her head and walked up to her.
"Where have all the other tenshis gone to?!?!" The cupid exclaimed. The tenshi on the bench looked up with an "innocent smile".
"Gomen Nasai…I went hyper and squealed "ANIME RULES!! YUGI WA KAWAII!" everywhere and they got scared of me," she said. STI immediately took a liking to her. The music from her head phones was kind of loud, so she could hear it. The tune was awfully familiar…a bit TOO familiar….she listened closer…
Her eyes started to widen slowly…….Her jaws dropped as well.
"THAT'S……………That'S!!!" STI said hardly getting the words out of her mouth.
"huh? This is ….JAY CHOU," the tenshi said with a confused look. STI couldn't hold it anymore, she fell back unconscious and fainted. The tenshi sweat dropped.
*POKE POKE*
"Are you there?" the tenshi said, tilting her head to one side looking at STI. STI slowly opened her eyes.
She jolted up as if she'd been shocked or something and looked around desperately for her headphone and her walkman.
"what are you looking for?" The tenshi asked.
"WHERE'S YOUR CD WALKMAN OR W-WHATEVER THINGY MABAB YOU WERE LISTENING TO?!" STI screamed.
"Right here..?" she replied holding it up. STI grabbed it and turned it on. Finally,
"Ahhhh…much better," STI said in a relaxed and happy voice. The tenshi stared at her strangely.
"And I thought I was scary…." She said, shaking her head. STI sweat dropped.
"Oh yah…what's your name?" STI asked.
"Hikari Chang," she said with a smile.
"Oh…great , nice to meet you, I'm *looking proud* SYAORAN'S TENSHI ITSUMADEMO!!" STI said proudly.
"what a long name…" She commented.
"Call me STI," STI said with a smile.
"Okie…" she said.
"Now….you want to help me do something?" STI asked with an evil smile. Hikari Chang raised an eyebrow.
"Sure…but before we do anything, GIVE ME THOSE BACK," Hikari said as she took back the head phones.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" STI's shrilling voice echoed throughout the whole heaven. Hikari covered her ears with her hands.
STI tore the headphones away from her and accidentally swung it onto a tree.
"look what you've done!!!" Hikari cried.
"Ehehee….Whops….here, let's get it back down," STI said, as she started jumping up and down pulling on the branch of the tree hoping to pull it back down.
"I'll go get a rake and see if I cant get it down," Hikari Chang said and hurried off to get the rake as STI continues to jump up and down trying to reach it. She came back with the rake and attempted to get it down.
After several hours, they managed to get it down. STI and HikariChang sat down tiredly.
"….yeah..what a great day, raking the stupid tree," STI mumbled.
"huh? Raping the tree??" She said, puzzled.
"NOO….RAPING the TREE? Ewwwwwww," STI said. Hikari started laughing.
STI and Hikari proceeded to find the Cupid. They found him sitting by the fountain looking awfully frustrated.
"HEY! Mr.Cupid!" STI called. He looked up tiredly.
"What do you want now?! I don't even know how you managed to get to heaven, you're such a brat," he mumbled. STI smacked him on the head.
"BRAT?" She glared at him.
"ok ok whatever, what do you want?" he snapped.
"well, how rude of you, I wonder how YOU got to heaven as well," STI said.
"…sorry, I'm just frustrated today," he said.
"yah, I'd be frustrated too, if I were a short little man without any clothes on and has a bunch of arrows on his back," she said sympathetically. Tears welled up in his eyes.
"*sniff sniff* I didn't want to be short and naked you know! *sob sob*" the cupid said.
"awwwww" STI and Hikari said.
"anyways, I'm going to earth, ok? Ok" she said and dragged hikari down to earth with her.
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Sakurabunnie was listening to jay's Fantasy cd as she turned on her computer. She was really bored, so she decided to look through the internet. She went on a Jay chou site, and went to read the news.
"JAY CHOU – A PERVERT??" the news title read. Sakurabunnie's eyes widened and her jaws dropped to the floor. She read down and saw a picture. On the news, it said that Jay put on a white feather pin for Rui en, and they had to take a picture, Jay intended to point at the pin while taking the picture, but at a certain angle, it looked as though he was touching her breasts. Which got Jay very embarrassed. Afterwards, when they were asked about the rumours of them together, they both denied it. They revealed that they actually tease each other a lot, and Rui en isn't exactly a 'fan' of shy type of guys, and Jay says Rui En needs to lose weight. Sakurabunnie scrolled down to look at the picture.
Rui en looked as fat as a pig. Sakurabunnie couldn't help but burst out laughing. Suddenly a hand tapped Sakurabunnie's shoulder. She turned around to face a pair of glaring eyes.
"I'm here to take you to heaven with me," STI said. HIkari chang looked at Sakurabunnie confusedly.
"oh yah, and btw, this is Hikari Chang, she's my new tenshi tomodaichi, and this is my tomodaichi, Sakurabunnie," STI introduced them, and then turned back to Sakurabunnie.
"what was so funny?" STI asked. Sakurabunnie pointed at the screen. STI read it and saw the picture. Hikari Chang burst out laughing as well, but STI had steam coming out of her head.
"…er…you feeling ok?" Hikari chang asked.
"I'm GOING TO KILL THAT FAT-PIG-UGLY-LOOKING RUI EN R WHATEVER HER NAME IS!!!!!" STI boomed and grabbed Sakurabunnie and Hikari Chang behind her to look for Rui En.
"Demo, you don't even know where she is!" Sakurabunnie said, choking and gasping for breath because STI was dragging her on her collar.
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They came to Rui En's house but couldn't get in.
"She's probably not home, besides, I want to go back to listen to my jay," Sakurabunnie stated, and received a death glare from STI. Suddenly, they looked up at the window and spotted a huge cheeky, blubbery, girl wobbly walking in her room.
STI and Hikari Chang flew up, since they were angels and had wings. They brought Sakurabunnie up as well, and snuck in from the window. STI had long messy hair and was covering her face, and she had a pure white and long straight dress. She walked up behind Rui En.
"La la la la I love jey chow, la la la," Rui en sang in her horrible screechy voice and just as she turned around her face darkened in horror.
"…….AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!" She screamed in her shrilling voice. Everybody covered their ears and winced at the horrible.., almost frightening scream. STI's head was back and her eyes popped out of her sockets. Rui en's mouth was Humongous, and was the size of STI's HEAD. STI felt the need to barf, as Rui en's horrible stinking breath hit STI with full force.
"WHY ARE YOU SCREAMING IN MY FACE YOU UGLY PIG-LIKE-RAT, WHO IS A SHAMEFUL JEY CHOW- THE JAY CHOu-WANNA-BE, LOVER!!!" STI yelled at Rui En's face with steam coming out of her head. Rui en pointed a trembling finger at STI and the rest.
"G-G-G-G-GHO----S------," Rui en said in fright. STi rolled her eyes.
"GHOST? WELL, talk properly! Geez, haven't you learnt to TALK before?!" STI said sarcastically. Suddenly Rui en's eyes started rolling, but not in sarcasm, she looked as if she was to faint. Unfortunately…well, more like, VERY unfortunately, she fainted, and started to fall towards….—Sakurabunnie.
As Rui En's enormous shadow cast upon Sakurabunnie and the whole room was completely pitch black from her body size and the shadow she created, Sakurabunnie could only stare in fright, there was nowhere to run because she could practically run for a hundred miles, and yet, her enormous piece of blubber can cover her.
"….i think I'm going to die…*swAtdrops*," Sakurabunnie said, waiting for the blubber to take her life away.
"…well, at least now you can come to heaven with us," Hikari Chang shrugged. STI shrugged carelessly. She yawned.
"…oh well, I don't mind dying…it's just that the fact that I'm going to suffer a horrible death by being suffocated and squashed inside million layers of fat from a Jey chow lover," Sakurabunnie said. -___________-''
Soon enough, Rui En's body had managed to successfully squash almost ¼ of the earth's surface and her weight was so massive, that she sunk deep into the ground and to the molten core of the earth and was burnt to death by the lava and then THROUGH the earth floating into outer space, with all the innocent passer-bys as well. It was really a tragedy. Now, the earth has a donut shape, and has a humongous hole in between from one side of the earth to the other. Many people had to suffer the depths of her, by falling into the hole unexpectedly.
"….Hikari chang…did you realize something?" STI said.
"….yes….Rui en's coming to heaven with us," Hikari chang said.
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Meanwhile some of those innocent people that fell through the unexpected hole caused by Rui En:
"Syaoran-kun, I need to get something nice for Otou-san's birthday…," Sakura said as she took out some change, accidentally someone knocked her and her coins fell to the ground. They hurried and picked up the coins on the floor. There was one coin that rolled off to the other side, so Syaoran pecked Sakura on the cheek and went over to get the coin. Suddenly a massive earthquake happened and next thing he knew….A huge blob of blubber from the other side headed for him. He squeezed his eyes shut.
"Aishiteru, Sakura-chan," and he was immediately blown away by Rui En's force. Tears streamed down Sakura's face as she tried to hold onto Syaoran. She fell to the floor in grief and buried her head in her knees.
Touya popped out of nowhere suddenly.
"HA HA the GAKI IS DEAD!!" he called out with a huge grin. Sakura glared at him with one of her worst glares ever.
Suddenly, from the damage and hole that Rui en caused, Sakura suddenly felt da earth beneath her tremble, before she knew it, the section she was sitting on cracked and she fell through the hole.
'AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" Sakura screamed as she felt her death coming near.
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Heaven:
Suddenly the it started to rumble, everybody couldn't stand still, and next thing you know…a huge huge shadow cast upon heaven.
The cupid, whom was busy working on a report he had to do for cupid school, he slowly looked up and was he saw the huge headed for heaven.
His eyes widened in pure horror…..
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Author's notes: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA wasn't that funnie!!!!!!1 WELL NEXT CHAPPIE WILL BE DONE BY NONE OTHER THAN…..TA DA! SAKURABUNNIE!!! It'll be a speshal treat…*not lyk nebodi's even reading this, but that's ok* HEHE RNT we retarded?? HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA