DISCLAIMER:MY TWIN AND I DO NOT OWN ANY THING, EXCEPT FOR THE RUIEN, JEY, JAY DOLLS AND MEGGISSA SCHOOL OF FANFICTION, AND JEY CHOW...BUT WE DON'T WANT HIM....
^_^ My twin and I decided to have an inside story of RuiEn...How she got so large and how she got yadda yadda yea.....^_^
RuiEn is actually a person.....except we exaggerated her weight..^^'''' Jey ChOw is a fictional character. He belongs to us...but we gave him to RuiEn. :D All these situations are fictional..^^'' except that we LUV JAY!!!!!!!
RuiEn : the inside story
"Hello and welcome to The Insider's show!!! *crowd applauses*" Smiles the host. "Today we have a very special guest........please clap for RuiEn from hypertwins' story 'Fatal Angel Love'."
The audience claps. An obese, overweight plump lady comes out. The clapping stops abruptly, the males in the audience shouts, 'Booooooo!!'
"Hi~! I'm Ruien! And I love Jey ChOw!!!"She grins, flipping her hair over her enormous shoulder.
The host smiles weakly, "RuiEn, why don't you sit on this chair...?"
RuiEn smiles at the host and began heading for the small chair.
She began to sit down. Her shadow was vast and big and covered the host.
The host bewildered started to shout, "NO!! RUIEN!!! DON'T SIT IN THAT CHAIRRRRRRRRR----------"
The host got squashed.
Ruien looks around, "This is a mighty fine chair, Ms. uh... host? Ms. host person??? Where areeeee youu?!"
The host glares at Ruien with all the strength she has, and snapped, "RUIEN~! GET YOUR FAT ASS OFF OF ME! *smiles at the audience* We'll be right back after these messages..."
*COMMERCIAL BREAK*
A couple of cheerleading dolls appear...
"RuiEn! RuiEn! RuiEn!" A brunette says.
"Like, Jessie!!! Have you gotten your RuiEn doll!? These are like the hottest things around!!!" A blonde says.
"Like Barbie, duhhhh!!!! The most popular guy wouldn't have gone out with me, if I wasn't wearing this RuiEn doll as a hair accessories!"
*scene changes*
A couple of football players appear...
"Jey! Jey! Jey!" a guy with a helmet on cheers.
"HEY! COACH, have you gotten a Jey doll? I heard it increases performance on game play..."
"Yes I have. I even have a pair of Jey socks....*grins at the screen*"
*scene changes*
A couple of crazed fan girls screams.
"JAY~! I LUV YOU!!!!!!!!!!"
"GET YOUR JAY CHOU DOLL!!!!!! IT'S SO CUTE!!!! AND IT SINGS TOO!!" A girl pokes the Jay doll.
The Jay doll starts singing 'Jian Dan Ai' All the fan girls sigh.
*while Jian Dan Ai is playing...the speaker says quickly...*
"all Jay dolls are sold at the moment, please wait for another year 'til we re-stock. Meanwhile, we have tons of RuiEn dolls and Jey dolls....."
Quieter and quicker..."Dolls do not increase performance or get hot guys to go out with you...be warned..."
*NEW COMMERCIAL*
*BIG WORDS FLASH ON THE SCREEN*
JOIN.
MEGGISSA'S.
SCHOOL.
OF.
FANFICTION.
YOU.
WILL.
NOT.
BE.
DISAPPOINTED.
JOIN.
NOW!!!
*scene returns to the show/ show music is on*
"WELCOME BACK!!!" A girl with bunny ears with an unusually bright smile. "Due to an accident....Ms. er......Host will not be able to conduct the rest of this show....for SAKURABUNNIE *INSERT AN EVIL LAUGH~PUAHHAHAHAA* will.. *^_^* *glares at audience for not clapping/the audience starts clapping immediately*
*in the background, you hear Ruien's apologies...'IM SOOOO SORRY, I BROKE YOUR BACK *CRY CRY* IM SO SORRY!!!!'*
Sakurabunnie smiles, "Anyways, RuiEn will be joining us soon....after she apologizes her butt to Ms. Host."
Sakurabunnie waits 'patiently' for RuiEn's return. "*AHEM* *SMILES*"
Sakurabunnie gets exasperated and yells, "RUIEN! GET YOUR BUTT OVER HERE!"
RuiEn comes 'jogging', the whole stage shakes, Sakurabunnie falls outta the chair and falls on her butt.
"Grr....."She mutters then putting an unusually happy smile, "RuiEn...Since you broke the chair they prepared for you....Why don't you just stand....*smile smile*"
RuiEn shrugs.
"So...RuiEn, how have you been?" Sakurabunnie started. (Author's Notes: getting lazy..jus gonna type SB)
RuiEn smiles, "I'm engaged to Jey ChOw!! *sb's fights the urge to throw up* see look at this nice engagement ring he gave to me!!" She shows over a jumbo-sized donut on her ring finger.
"He's so thoughtful...." comments Sb.
RuiEn grins, "Yes he is....He said that if I was ever hungry, I'd just bite off a hunk of this ring!!!"
*suddenly a crash is heard.....*
"Hmm..I wonder what that is...." SB wonders.
"SAKURABUNNNNNIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" A scream is heard from the ceiling.
Sakurabunnie looks up, and sees her twin, STI dangling on one of the stage lights.
"Oh, Hi!!!! It's my twin!!! *grins*" She says to the audience.
"SAKURABUNNNNNIEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!" STI shrieks, "HELP ME!!!!!!!"
"Huh?! OO OK...RuiEn, can you grab my twin?"
"Okay"
"SAKURABUNNIE........"STI grumbles at her twin's stupidity thru clenched teeth as RuiEn's hand clasps over her tiny body.
"So...twin...why are you here???" SB asks stupidly after RuiEn sets STI on ground.
STI looks around, "Oh.....nothing.......*still looking around* GRRRRRRRRRR Where is he!?!?"
SB tilts her head, "Where is.....who?"
"HIM!!!!! YOU KNOW!!!!! JAY CHOU!!!!" STI spazzes.
"er........ he's safe..and no where near you.." SB grins at her twin.
STI glares at SB, "Well, you're obsessed with him too. So PSH!!!"
SB nods in agreement, "That's one of the reasons why we're twins....puahahhaha!!!"
STI swAtdrops and then sighs. "I guess Jay Chou wasn't gonna be here..*getting teary* :'("
SB looks apologetic at her twin, "Well, we have RuiEn here!! *SMILE*"
STI sighs, "It's not the same......"
"Well, you can help me do this interview on RuiEN, twin-chan!! *SMILES*" SB's inner thoughts rite now....' hahahha yay! so if I die.. I won't die alone!!! hahahah..^____^'
"Fine....hmph" mumbles STI.
"So..RuiEn's engaged to Jey!!! Isn't that great news, twin?" Sakurabunnie fakes a smile.
"WHAT!?!? EWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!! JEY!!?!??!??! AS IN JEY CHOW!!?! THE JAY CHOU WANNA BE!!!!!!! EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW" STI freaks out.
"*AHEM* Twin-chan...RuiEn's right behind you..*AHEM*"
STI turns around nervously. "Hi.....RuiEn......*weak smile*"
"Hi!!"Ruien waves to STI...which causing a windstorm.
"AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!" SB AND STI SCREAMS.
"WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK AFTER SOME MORE MESSAGES!!!!!!" SB YELLS.
*COMMERCIAL*
"CHEWY CHEWY CHEWY YUMMY YUMMY YUMMY RUIEN GUMMIES!!!!!" Lil' children sing.
"Eat her up, and fill your stomach!!"
"YUMMINESS!!!"
"Now...it comes in grape flavor, cherry flavor, and watermelon flavor!!!"
*NEXT COMMERCIAL*
Jay has a *NEW* album out...called 8th dimension.....featuring the songs, "An hao", "Ban Dao Tie He", "Long Quan" and more!
His album sells for....*muffled* dollars!! ^_^ BUY IT NOW!!!!
*ends*
"Welcome back!!! We're starting the interview of RuiEn...now...*weak smile*" STI waves cheerfully at the camera while humming 'an jing'.
"So...RuiEn, how do you like the your character in 'Fatal Angel Love'?" questions SB.
"I love it!! I always wanted angel wings...*smiles* and we get to do a fake wedding for Jey and me!"
"How did you become so...fat?" STI asks rudely.
"haha..I used to joke that I wasn't fat, everyone else is just anorexia and don't eat enough...but the truth is.... that I fell in love with Jay....and I found out Jay didn't like me..... so...I felt depressed and gloomy and I started to eat food...Lots of food...especially junk food.... and now I'm an addict.. I can't stop....*sobs*"RuiEn cries...making the studio filled up with water.
SB was glad there was a drain near her seat and pulled on the drain making all the water drain away.
"How was the making of An Hao the music video for Jay? You seemed awfully skinnier...then..."SB asks.
"Oh....it was fun to splash water on Jay's expensive laptop..he he he...Oh..that was before I become like this...-_-' " RuiEn answered.
"You were actually kinda pretty then...how sad..." Comments STI.
SB whacks STI, "Shh...You don't want another unnatural disaster, do you?" she whispered sharply.
STI glares " You're my twin! You're not supposed to whack me...*rubs head n whacks sb*
SB glares at STI.
"How did you meet your fiancee?" SB asks.
RuiEn replies, " I was eating so much because of Jay...and so I barfed all over the place and the barf happened to land on a ..certain someone..*cough/blush*"
"Was it love at first sight? How did you like him??" STI.
"I went for Jey....the truth is. Because he resembled the Jay the I wanted him to be... since I couldn't get Jay, I went for the next best thing. I went for Jey," RuiEn smiles.
*Jey pops out of nowhere n starts crying*
"JEY!!!?!! O_O, But soon I fell in love with Jey......too..."RuiEn added.
STI stifles the laughing she had to let out, while SB looked like she was gonna barf.
"Would you excuse us for a second....???" They both cried out, without waiting for an answer, they rushed off stage and STI started to crack up, SB hurriedly ran to the restroom to vomit.
When they came back on stage, they saw Jey and RuiEn gazing at each other with love and passion.
They ran off stage to go throw up.
Dat's it for now..........puahahha tune in for the next...RuiEn : the inside story.........
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