Well, here it is my first damn fic. Ya I know it sucks but you can deal with it, so read it at your own risk and leave me alone damn it.
Dart…And that is why kids today should be locked in cages.
Rose: What do you have against youth you old hag. I'm hundreds of years older than you are and I don't care about age.
Dart: That's because you don't age and you can't die you damn black monster.
Rose: You can't still be mad about the Shana thing?
Dart: Of course I am, scientists say that a woman can hold a grudge for over seventy years and that men don't stand a chance, well they never met Dart… Uh what's my last name again?
Albert: Who knows these days?
Meru: What's a scientist?
Albert: Who knows theses days?
Lavitz: Its over your head Meru
Meru: What do you mean over my head?
Albert: Who knows these days?
Dart: Shut up Meru its Lavitz, (pulls finger out of his nose) What are you doing here old friend?
Albert: Who knows these days?
Lavitz: Don't you "Old Friend" me you damn Bastered I have come back to (wave hands around in the air stupidly) HAUNT YOU.
Meru: OUCH you hit me in the face! Hascal take him down!
Dart: MERU how many times do I have to tell you, Hascal died when you where 46. Your 83! It's been 37 years.
Meru: He's dead (sniffle sniffle)
Rose: Great! Thanks a lot Dart! Now she's gonna cry again. Every time we tell her she starts bawling, then she rums to me and I have to comfort her and then you all get mad at me because I try to blow her up.
Dart: Maybe you shouldn't tell her he's dead.
Rose: I didn't, you did
Dart: No, you did
Rose: you
Dart: you
Rose: you
Dart: you
Lavitz: Excuse me!!!!!! Dead Guy waiting!
Dart: Sorry. Wait a second, how come you haven't aged either? Are you a demon too?
Albert: Who knows these days?
Lavitz: Demon? Too? What the hell are you talking about? I'm dead you Neanderthal, haven't you noticed?
Dart: Oh yeah. (Scratches his head)
Lavitz: Shut the hell up I'm trying to explain something.
Dart: What? Is it good news?
Albert: Who knows these days?
Lavitz: Shut Up!
Dart and Albert: Okay
Lavitz: When I died
Meru: Died! (Cry's loudly)
Lavitz: Get the hell over it. Anyway, what I was trying to say was that when I died, you left me Dart. I was just f***ing left to rot on the ground, which I did. So now I have come back to (waves hands around stupidly) haunt you for the rest of your life.
Meru: ouch, you hit me. Hascal, take him down!
Dart: HASCAL IS DEAD!
Meru: What? When did it happen? How come you never told me before? (Sniffle sniffle)
Dart: Well, it's six o'clock, time for bed
Lavitz: See ya tomorrow same as always?
Rose: Why do you guys do this every damn day?
Albert: Who knows these days?
Dart: What do you mean?
Rose: You and Lavitz have been doing this for the last 7 damn years
Dart: Its just part of our routine
Rose: Routine?
Dart: yeah, every old guy has to have a routine. Good night all.
THE END?!
Well, there you go my first fic. Piro Flare liked it, but what the hell does that matter. Oh well, deal with it.
Dart…And that is why kids today should be locked in cages.
Rose: What do you have against youth you old hag. I'm hundreds of years older than you are and I don't care about age.
Dart: That's because you don't age and you can't die you damn black monster.
Rose: You can't still be mad about the Shana thing?
Dart: Of course I am, scientists say that a woman can hold a grudge for over seventy years and that men don't stand a chance, well they never met Dart… Uh what's my last name again?
Albert: Who knows these days?
Meru: What's a scientist?
Albert: Who knows theses days?
Lavitz: Its over your head Meru
Meru: What do you mean over my head?
Albert: Who knows these days?
Dart: Shut up Meru its Lavitz, (pulls finger out of his nose) What are you doing here old friend?
Albert: Who knows these days?
Lavitz: Don't you "Old Friend" me you damn Bastered I have come back to (wave hands around in the air stupidly) HAUNT YOU.
Meru: OUCH you hit me in the face! Hascal take him down!
Dart: MERU how many times do I have to tell you, Hascal died when you where 46. Your 83! It's been 37 years.
Meru: He's dead (sniffle sniffle)
Rose: Great! Thanks a lot Dart! Now she's gonna cry again. Every time we tell her she starts bawling, then she rums to me and I have to comfort her and then you all get mad at me because I try to blow her up.
Dart: Maybe you shouldn't tell her he's dead.
Rose: I didn't, you did
Dart: No, you did
Rose: you
Dart: you
Rose: you
Dart: you
Lavitz: Excuse me!!!!!! Dead Guy waiting!
Dart: Sorry. Wait a second, how come you haven't aged either? Are you a demon too?
Albert: Who knows these days?
Lavitz: Demon? Too? What the hell are you talking about? I'm dead you Neanderthal, haven't you noticed?
Dart: Oh yeah. (Scratches his head)
Lavitz: Shut the hell up I'm trying to explain something.
Dart: What? Is it good news?
Albert: Who knows these days?
Lavitz: Shut Up!
Dart and Albert: Okay
Lavitz: When I died
Meru: Died! (Cry's loudly)
Lavitz: Get the hell over it. Anyway, what I was trying to say was that when I died, you left me Dart. I was just f***ing left to rot on the ground, which I did. So now I have come back to (waves hands around stupidly) haunt you for the rest of your life.
Meru: ouch, you hit me. Hascal, take him down!
Dart: HASCAL IS DEAD!
Meru: What? When did it happen? How come you never told me before? (Sniffle sniffle)
Dart: Well, it's six o'clock, time for bed
Lavitz: See ya tomorrow same as always?
Rose: Why do you guys do this every damn day?
Albert: Who knows these days?
Dart: What do you mean?
Rose: You and Lavitz have been doing this for the last 7 damn years
Dart: Its just part of our routine
Rose: Routine?
Dart: yeah, every old guy has to have a routine. Good night all.
THE END?!
Well, there you go my first fic. Piro Flare liked it, but what the hell does that matter. Oh well, deal with it.