Old folks home part 2 the dream



Priest: Hascal will be in our hearts for all time
Meru: What's going on? Why is there a priest her? And what is with all of these flowers
Dart: Meru,
Meru: Yes?
Dart: We have been here for over two hours and this is about the millionth time you have asked that question, if you don't remember anything then just don't ask, it is becoming extremely annoying
Meru: Why is there a coffin over there? Is that Hascal? Guys what is going on around here? Tell me please, I don't like the looks of this place.
Dart: *grunt*
Rose: *slapping forehead* He is dead and if I have to tell you that again I am going to have to kill you out of shear hate and annoyance.
Meru: why would you want to do a thing like that
Rose: Please Dart, can I please kill her?
Lloyd: Please do
Shana: *batting her eyes sweetly* Oh Dart, pleas don't let her do it
Dart: Don't worry I wont let her do anything to Meru
Shana: WHAT DID YOU SAY? I CANT HERE YOU, MY HEARING AID ISN'T WORKING RIGHT. NEED A NEW BATTERY FOR IT. KIND OF SHORTS OUT EASY
Dart: DON'T WORRY SHANA I WONT LET HER DO ANYTHING FOR MERU
Shana: LET WHO WHAT? WHAT ARE YOU SAYING? SPEAK UP
Dart: Never mind
Shana: WHAT
Dart: NEVER MIND
Shana: OH, THANK YOU
Dart: what?
Shana: WHAT?
Hascal: *sits up in coffin* Hey could you please keep it down over there, you are kind of disturbing my rest. How am I expected to rest in peace when you are all yelling so loudly at each other
Rose: I thought you were dead
Meru: Hascal's Dead? *Starts crying loudly* Why didn't a-a-anyone t-t-tell me? I deserved to know
Hascal: Meru, do stop crying, I think Rose will have the full right to chop off your little head if you don't shut up, though I am sure even with your head gone you will keep talking somehow
Meru: OH Hascal. You are alive, It's a miracle, how did this happen?
Hascal: No Meru I am not alive, I am quite dead and I just need you to stop making a whole lot of noise so I can get back to my resting
Meru: Your dead? Why didn't you tell me that before?
Rose: *pulls out sword* You said I could
Hascal: Oh put it away
Dart: Rose we don't need another funeral, you know how much this one cost us, so unless you want to pay for another with your own money I would suggest putting it away
Rose: I can dig a hole in the backyard, who needs this beg fancy crap
Hascal: I thought I gave you guys enough to pay for this funeral?
Dart: You did, Kongol got a hold on it and took it to Vegas for a weekend, and you know he has no game face, it is a little obvious when he has a bad hand, he flips the table over, and her never stops grinning when he thinks he has a good hand
Hascal: Oh I am so sorry
Dart: Its Okay, we took care of it
Rose: *puts away sword* Fine I wont kill her yet, but only because I am broke, cant afford a new shovel
Hascal: Thank you
Rose: *Grabs lid of coffin*
Hascal: *eyes wider than slits* Rose what are you doing
Rose: *smirking* Your eyes are pretty, it is to bad that they were never seen before, and that they will never be seen again, goodnight *closes lid*
Hascal: *Pounding on lid* Hey I wasn't finished yet
Rose: *Nobody paying attention to a Hascal* Where did Albert go
Albert: *coming out of crowd* Who knows these days
Dart: where did you go?
Albert: Who knows these days
Shana: WHAT?
Albert: WHO KNOWS THESE DAYS
Shana: Oh thank you, but I already had some earlier
Dart: Huh?
Albert: Who knows these days
Shana: DART WHAT DO YOU MEAN DUH? ARE YOU TRYING TO ACT SMART?
Dart: *grunt*
Meru: Where is Hascal:
Rose: I swear I am going to kill you as soon as I can afford it
Dart: Where is Kongol?
Albert: Who knows these days
Hascal: please shut up out there
Shana: WHAT
Meru: where is Hascal
Rose: Dead
Meru: Your joking right
Lloyd: Where do you think Kongol is Dart?
Dart: of course, the snack bar, he really needs to lay off eating absolutely everything in sight
Meru: Where is Hascal?
Dart: He is in the coffin
Meru: what did you guys lock him in there for?
Rose: Is it okay if I hate you?
Meru: I don't care, just don't talk to me I hate you no wait I didn't mean that, I think your great, group hug *everyone backs up quickly*
Rose: *pops knuckles and makes fist*
Dart: *grunt*
Shana: What did you say?
Albert: who knows these days?
Hascal: Please SHUT UP
Meru: Where is Hascal
Lloyd: He is over with Kongol at the snack bar
Meru: *runs into crowd*
Rose: Thank you for getting rid of her, I could barely hold myself back
Lloyd: Any time *scratches back of head* do you want to dance?
Rose: Yes, but there is no music
Lloyd: You are music to me
Rose: Are you sure it is all right?
Lloyd: positively
Rose: What about Zieg?
Lloyd: He died in the Divine Tree when it blew up, you need to move on
Rose: Okay, *waltzes into crowd with Lloyd*

Dart: *sitting up in bed quickly* Why do I have that dream every night, I already had to live through it
Shana: WHAT? GO BACK TO SLEEP
Dart: WHET TIME IS IT?
Shana: 6:30pm
Dart: wow it is getting late, I wish the sun would go down
Meru: *in her sleep* I want Hascal, Hascal come back
Dart: I wish my dream hadn't really happened, but it did, oh well *falls asleep and starts snoring


A/N: What more can I say, I was bored and I had a pen and notebook. I remembered I had a review that asked if I would make a chapter 2 because they liked chapter 1 so I wrote it. Sorry about my stupidity couldn't help myself.