Dragon Ball: RRR - Red Ribbon Revenge
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Disclaimer: I don't own Dragon Ball.
Chapter 3: "Copper's Colonels"
In the New Red Ribbon Army Compound, Dr. Gero looked over the results of hours of hard work. These
Dragon Radars would allow the Army to detect the Dragon Balls much faster. He activated it and was astonished
to discover that three Dragon Balls were moving at an alarmingly fast rate. "That's near Gold Camp!" he observed.
Gero turned on Gold's communicator. there was no response. "It can't be! Only one person could take out Gold
and collect three Dragon Balls so fast! Can it be- has Son Goku returned?" Gero looked down at the three-star
and six-star Dragon Ball Generals Copper and Pink had collected. "If I could get those Dragon Balls, I'd have
five! I'll send out Rainbow to get the last two. He needs to be put to use, and the longer he's away, the
better." He spoke into the loudspeaker, "General Copper, order Colonels Violet, Lavender, and Cerulean to come
to my office immediately!"
The three Colonels arrived at Dr. Gero's office 1.5 minutes later. He tossed a radar to the three females.
Cerulean was a beautiful female, but also very fussy. Lavender had a brunette crewcut and a determined face.
Gero ordered, "Goku has three of the Dragon Balls. Dispose of him and bring me his balls at all cost!" The
three feminine Colonels saluted Gero, "Sir! Yes, sir!"
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Goku lied in the middle of a forest. Surrounding him were hundreds of corpses that once belonged to genetically
altered Sea Monkeys. They put up a bit of a fight, but the battle was over once Goku used his KameHameHa Wave.He roasted the unworthy opponents over a campfire and took a bite out of one of them. "Mmmm....Tastes good." He
was so preoccupied with his dinner that he didn't notice thje figures spying on him from the bushes.
Colonel Violet watched Goku through her binoculars. "This kid's stronger then I thought. He took out
the Sea Monkeys!" Lavender and Cerulean approached Violet.
Lavender reported, "The trap has been set, mam!"
"Good."
Cerulean whined, "Ugh, this place is smelly and swarming with bugs! Why did Daddy make me come here?"
Lavender snapped, "You must report to your superiors by military rank rather then family status!"
"Yeah, whatever!"
Violet sighed. "Alright, commence operation!" The trio moved several feetback, then Violet spit her gum at the
bushes where they hid seconds ago. The gum exploded.
Goku heard the explosion and dropped the sea monkey appendix he held. He then moved to the site of
the explosion. There was nothing there. He heard another explosion in the distance and followed it. Still
nothing. More explosions led to more dead ends. Soon, he finally reached a clearing. In the center of the
clearing was a cooked turkey five times Goku's size on a platter. His drool watered the plants. Goku
set his bag down and immediately dug into the food. Suddenly, a cage materialized around him. "Hey!
What's happening?" Violet entered the clearing and grabbed Goku's bag contained his precious Dragon Balls (snigger).
She laughed, "Have fun in your crib, baby. I'll make sure the Red Ribbon Army takes good care of your
toys!" as she entered her helijet. Lavender and Cerulean did the sme to their helijets. The three Colonels took
off.
Inside the cage, Goku's attempts to break the bars failed. "Its too strong. Maybe I could use my KameHameHa
Wave?" His stomach rumbled. "Nah, I'm too hungry.." He then noticed the giant turkey was still their. Less then
a minute later, only bones remained. "Mmmm...That was small, but good enough to hold me over for another hour or
so." He then cuppe his hands and placed them to his side. "Kame.....Hame..." A blue ball of energy formed between
his hands. "...Ha!" He brought the hands forward and a beam of energy tore through the cage. "Yay! I'm free! Now
to get those Red Ribbon guys!" He drew his Power Pole and charged in the direction of the speeding helijets.
Goku soon caught up to Colonel Cerulean's helijet. He extended his Power Pole and vaulted towards Cerulean's
helijet. Cerulean wailed as she activated the turbo jets. Goku brought down his Power Pole on the helijet. The
jet exploded. Goku then hopped from treetop to treetop until he approached Lavender's helijet. She remained cool
and fired at Goku with the built in machine guns. Goku blocked all of them with his Power Pole and stuck it in
Lavender's helijet. It exploded.
After checkIng the debris for the Dragon Balls, he chased the last helijet, Colonel Violet's. Violet set the helijet
on autopilot and climbed on top of the helijet. Goku hopped onto the helijet. Violet observed, "You're the boy
who put the Red Ribbon out of business one year ago?"
Goku said, "Yeah, at least I thoght I did. By the way, are you a boy or a girl?" Violet grunted and delivered
a sweeping kick to Violet. Goku leaped over it and punched Colonel Violet in the chest. She fell over the side
of the helijet, but was able to climb back up. "Oh, you must be a girl!"
Violet decided, "I'll have to use my bazooka bubble gum."
"What?" Goku asked. Violet spit a wad of gum at Goku. It landed on his forehead and exploded. Goku was thrown
off the side of the helijet. He tossed his Power Pole at Violet's jet. It exploded, and Violet was sent flying. She landed
in the middle of the forest, unconcious, with Goku's bag. Mysterious vines came up from the ground and pulled Violet
and the bag underground.
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On Master Roshi's island, everything was normal. Roshi, Bulma and Turtle were lying around watching Krillen and Yamcha performing
their latest task: installing a heavy satellite dish. First, Yamcha had to carry it to the roof with his batre hands. Then Krillen
had to install the satellite barehanded. A familiar smile crossed Roshi's face. This satellite dish would give him 10,000 channels.
A whole thousand of those had programs that the Turtle Hermit loved most. He yelled, "Hurry up, boys! Put some muscle
into it!"
A helijet approached Roshi's island. At the controls were none other then General Rainbow. He watched through the binoculars
and gasped at two things. "The enemy seems to be installing some sort of satellite dish! Oh boy, the person carrying it is
SO hot!" The helijet landed on Roshi's front yard. He strolled out. Krillen, Roshi, and Bulma confronted him. "Out of my
way, filthy woman!" Rainbow yelled as he slapped Bulma. She was sent flying into the wall of the Kame House. Master
Roshi rushed to her aid.
"Bulma!" Yamcha yelled as he dropped the satellite dish (unfortunately for Roshi, it landed in the water, washing away the
last of Master Roshi's prize money from the previous World Tournament) and joined Krillen. Rainbow blushed.
Roshi asked Bulma, "Are you okay, Bulma? Let me help you up." He grabbed Bulma tightly and pulled her up.
Bulma drowsily said, "Thanks, Ro-" then she noticed where he was grabbing her. She yelled, "Pervert!" and kicked
the dirty old man in the groin.
Yamcha and Krillen charged toward General Rainbow. Suddenly, his eyes flashed, and Krillen and Yamcha were
frozen. "I can't move!" Krillen exclamed.
"Neither can I!" Yamcha agreed. Roshi stepped into a fightng stance.
Rainbow got into an odd pose and laughed "Ohohoho! Don't make a move, old man, or I'll slice your pupils into ribbons!"
Roshi sighed in defeat and and stepped back. "Now, hand over the Dragon Ball before I crush your disciples!"
Roshi asked, "What Dragon Ball?"
Bulma realized, "That's right!" She reached into her pocket and pulled out the two-star Dragon Ball. "I found it while I was
out fishing the other day and forgot to tell you about it!"
Rainbow ordered, "Hand it over, you disgusting female!"
"Alright..." Bulma reluctantly tossed Masterr Roshi the Dragon Ball. He caught it and tossed it to Generel Rainbow.
"Now get off my island!"
"I'm not done yet!" Rainbow snapped as he poacketed the Dragon Ball. He moved towards the still frozen Yamcha.
"I need to have some fun with your handsome student here!" Rainbow began to undo the horrified Yamcha's belt.
Turtle stepped forward and asked nicely, "Can you please stop and leave us alone?"
Rainbow glanced at the Turle and screamed, "Aaaahhh!!! A turtle! A talking one, no less!" as he hid behind a tree.
With Rainbow's concentration broken, Yamcha and Krillen were freed from the curse.
"I can move again!" Krillen cheered.
Yamcha sighed in relief and adjusted his belt. "Hey, Krillen - let's take care of this bozo!"
"Gotcha!" Krillen yelled as he sprung into action. He kicked Rainbow in the stomach. The gay man was sent flying and
got his head stuck in the Kame House's wall. Rainbow struggled, but eventually dislodged his head.
Yamcha yelled, "My turn!" as he charged at the fruity General. "Wolf's Fang Fist!" He rapidly punched and kicked General
Rainbow. He finished with an upward kick that sent Rainbow flying into his jet.
Master Roshi added, "I'll finsh him! KameHameHa!" The most powerful Ki Beam struck Rainbow's craft and it was sent flying.
Rainbow yelled, "Looks like Rainbow's blasting off again!" The crippled helijet was so far away it looked like a twinkling star.
The battle might have been won, but the war hasn't. Bulma asked, "Who was that?"
Roshi seriously replied, "The Red Ribbon Army. They're back, and assumig that weirdo survived the crash, they're now
one Dragon Ball richer." Everyone on the island gasped. Silence followed, as the inhabitants of the island all thought
the same thing: *Where are you, Goku?*
Note: Oolong, Puar, and Launch are upstairs taking a nap. (or, at least Oolong's pretending to until Launch is asleep ^_^)
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Goku wandered about the forest, looking for signs of his Dragon Balls. "I can't find them anywhere. Grandpa's missing again!
And I they took my Radar too!" He saw a shooting star in the sky. "Oh, star, I wish I could find a new Dragon Radar!" The
shooing star shined, then shot forward fast. "Hey! MAybe I have to follow it to the Radar!" Goku ran after Rainbow's helijet-
I mean, the shooting star.
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Deep underground, in a tunnel abandoned decades ago, a broken down tram sped down the tracks. The only person aboard
was the still unconcious Violet, and her stolen goods. The tram had a symbol of a red bowtie with the initials "RR" on it.
Where it was heading was anyone's guess.
Next Time on Dragon Ball - The Red Ribbon Army has six Dragon Balls in its possession. Goku's quest takes him to a
familiar village from his previous Dragon Ball adventure, were the sventh Dragon Ball is hidden. Can Goku find it before
the fierce General Rainbow? Find out in Chapter 4: A Familiar Tail
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Disclaimer: I don't own Dragon Ball.
Chapter 3: "Copper's Colonels"
In the New Red Ribbon Army Compound, Dr. Gero looked over the results of hours of hard work. These
Dragon Radars would allow the Army to detect the Dragon Balls much faster. He activated it and was astonished
to discover that three Dragon Balls were moving at an alarmingly fast rate. "That's near Gold Camp!" he observed.
Gero turned on Gold's communicator. there was no response. "It can't be! Only one person could take out Gold
and collect three Dragon Balls so fast! Can it be- has Son Goku returned?" Gero looked down at the three-star
and six-star Dragon Ball Generals Copper and Pink had collected. "If I could get those Dragon Balls, I'd have
five! I'll send out Rainbow to get the last two. He needs to be put to use, and the longer he's away, the
better." He spoke into the loudspeaker, "General Copper, order Colonels Violet, Lavender, and Cerulean to come
to my office immediately!"
The three Colonels arrived at Dr. Gero's office 1.5 minutes later. He tossed a radar to the three females.
Cerulean was a beautiful female, but also very fussy. Lavender had a brunette crewcut and a determined face.
Gero ordered, "Goku has three of the Dragon Balls. Dispose of him and bring me his balls at all cost!" The
three feminine Colonels saluted Gero, "Sir! Yes, sir!"
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Goku lied in the middle of a forest. Surrounding him were hundreds of corpses that once belonged to genetically
altered Sea Monkeys. They put up a bit of a fight, but the battle was over once Goku used his KameHameHa Wave.He roasted the unworthy opponents over a campfire and took a bite out of one of them. "Mmmm....Tastes good." He
was so preoccupied with his dinner that he didn't notice thje figures spying on him from the bushes.
Colonel Violet watched Goku through her binoculars. "This kid's stronger then I thought. He took out
the Sea Monkeys!" Lavender and Cerulean approached Violet.
Lavender reported, "The trap has been set, mam!"
"Good."
Cerulean whined, "Ugh, this place is smelly and swarming with bugs! Why did Daddy make me come here?"
Lavender snapped, "You must report to your superiors by military rank rather then family status!"
"Yeah, whatever!"
Violet sighed. "Alright, commence operation!" The trio moved several feetback, then Violet spit her gum at the
bushes where they hid seconds ago. The gum exploded.
Goku heard the explosion and dropped the sea monkey appendix he held. He then moved to the site of
the explosion. There was nothing there. He heard another explosion in the distance and followed it. Still
nothing. More explosions led to more dead ends. Soon, he finally reached a clearing. In the center of the
clearing was a cooked turkey five times Goku's size on a platter. His drool watered the plants. Goku
set his bag down and immediately dug into the food. Suddenly, a cage materialized around him. "Hey!
What's happening?" Violet entered the clearing and grabbed Goku's bag contained his precious Dragon Balls (snigger).
She laughed, "Have fun in your crib, baby. I'll make sure the Red Ribbon Army takes good care of your
toys!" as she entered her helijet. Lavender and Cerulean did the sme to their helijets. The three Colonels took
off.
Inside the cage, Goku's attempts to break the bars failed. "Its too strong. Maybe I could use my KameHameHa
Wave?" His stomach rumbled. "Nah, I'm too hungry.." He then noticed the giant turkey was still their. Less then
a minute later, only bones remained. "Mmmm...That was small, but good enough to hold me over for another hour or
so." He then cuppe his hands and placed them to his side. "Kame.....Hame..." A blue ball of energy formed between
his hands. "...Ha!" He brought the hands forward and a beam of energy tore through the cage. "Yay! I'm free! Now
to get those Red Ribbon guys!" He drew his Power Pole and charged in the direction of the speeding helijets.
Goku soon caught up to Colonel Cerulean's helijet. He extended his Power Pole and vaulted towards Cerulean's
helijet. Cerulean wailed as she activated the turbo jets. Goku brought down his Power Pole on the helijet. The
jet exploded. Goku then hopped from treetop to treetop until he approached Lavender's helijet. She remained cool
and fired at Goku with the built in machine guns. Goku blocked all of them with his Power Pole and stuck it in
Lavender's helijet. It exploded.
After checkIng the debris for the Dragon Balls, he chased the last helijet, Colonel Violet's. Violet set the helijet
on autopilot and climbed on top of the helijet. Goku hopped onto the helijet. Violet observed, "You're the boy
who put the Red Ribbon out of business one year ago?"
Goku said, "Yeah, at least I thoght I did. By the way, are you a boy or a girl?" Violet grunted and delivered
a sweeping kick to Violet. Goku leaped over it and punched Colonel Violet in the chest. She fell over the side
of the helijet, but was able to climb back up. "Oh, you must be a girl!"
Violet decided, "I'll have to use my bazooka bubble gum."
"What?" Goku asked. Violet spit a wad of gum at Goku. It landed on his forehead and exploded. Goku was thrown
off the side of the helijet. He tossed his Power Pole at Violet's jet. It exploded, and Violet was sent flying. She landed
in the middle of the forest, unconcious, with Goku's bag. Mysterious vines came up from the ground and pulled Violet
and the bag underground.
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On Master Roshi's island, everything was normal. Roshi, Bulma and Turtle were lying around watching Krillen and Yamcha performing
their latest task: installing a heavy satellite dish. First, Yamcha had to carry it to the roof with his batre hands. Then Krillen
had to install the satellite barehanded. A familiar smile crossed Roshi's face. This satellite dish would give him 10,000 channels.
A whole thousand of those had programs that the Turtle Hermit loved most. He yelled, "Hurry up, boys! Put some muscle
into it!"
A helijet approached Roshi's island. At the controls were none other then General Rainbow. He watched through the binoculars
and gasped at two things. "The enemy seems to be installing some sort of satellite dish! Oh boy, the person carrying it is
SO hot!" The helijet landed on Roshi's front yard. He strolled out. Krillen, Roshi, and Bulma confronted him. "Out of my
way, filthy woman!" Rainbow yelled as he slapped Bulma. She was sent flying into the wall of the Kame House. Master
Roshi rushed to her aid.
"Bulma!" Yamcha yelled as he dropped the satellite dish (unfortunately for Roshi, it landed in the water, washing away the
last of Master Roshi's prize money from the previous World Tournament) and joined Krillen. Rainbow blushed.
Roshi asked Bulma, "Are you okay, Bulma? Let me help you up." He grabbed Bulma tightly and pulled her up.
Bulma drowsily said, "Thanks, Ro-" then she noticed where he was grabbing her. She yelled, "Pervert!" and kicked
the dirty old man in the groin.
Yamcha and Krillen charged toward General Rainbow. Suddenly, his eyes flashed, and Krillen and Yamcha were
frozen. "I can't move!" Krillen exclamed.
"Neither can I!" Yamcha agreed. Roshi stepped into a fightng stance.
Rainbow got into an odd pose and laughed "Ohohoho! Don't make a move, old man, or I'll slice your pupils into ribbons!"
Roshi sighed in defeat and and stepped back. "Now, hand over the Dragon Ball before I crush your disciples!"
Roshi asked, "What Dragon Ball?"
Bulma realized, "That's right!" She reached into her pocket and pulled out the two-star Dragon Ball. "I found it while I was
out fishing the other day and forgot to tell you about it!"
Rainbow ordered, "Hand it over, you disgusting female!"
"Alright..." Bulma reluctantly tossed Masterr Roshi the Dragon Ball. He caught it and tossed it to Generel Rainbow.
"Now get off my island!"
"I'm not done yet!" Rainbow snapped as he poacketed the Dragon Ball. He moved towards the still frozen Yamcha.
"I need to have some fun with your handsome student here!" Rainbow began to undo the horrified Yamcha's belt.
Turtle stepped forward and asked nicely, "Can you please stop and leave us alone?"
Rainbow glanced at the Turle and screamed, "Aaaahhh!!! A turtle! A talking one, no less!" as he hid behind a tree.
With Rainbow's concentration broken, Yamcha and Krillen were freed from the curse.
"I can move again!" Krillen cheered.
Yamcha sighed in relief and adjusted his belt. "Hey, Krillen - let's take care of this bozo!"
"Gotcha!" Krillen yelled as he sprung into action. He kicked Rainbow in the stomach. The gay man was sent flying and
got his head stuck in the Kame House's wall. Rainbow struggled, but eventually dislodged his head.
Yamcha yelled, "My turn!" as he charged at the fruity General. "Wolf's Fang Fist!" He rapidly punched and kicked General
Rainbow. He finished with an upward kick that sent Rainbow flying into his jet.
Master Roshi added, "I'll finsh him! KameHameHa!" The most powerful Ki Beam struck Rainbow's craft and it was sent flying.
Rainbow yelled, "Looks like Rainbow's blasting off again!" The crippled helijet was so far away it looked like a twinkling star.
The battle might have been won, but the war hasn't. Bulma asked, "Who was that?"
Roshi seriously replied, "The Red Ribbon Army. They're back, and assumig that weirdo survived the crash, they're now
one Dragon Ball richer." Everyone on the island gasped. Silence followed, as the inhabitants of the island all thought
the same thing: *Where are you, Goku?*
Note: Oolong, Puar, and Launch are upstairs taking a nap. (or, at least Oolong's pretending to until Launch is asleep ^_^)
*********************************************************************************************************************************************
Goku wandered about the forest, looking for signs of his Dragon Balls. "I can't find them anywhere. Grandpa's missing again!
And I they took my Radar too!" He saw a shooting star in the sky. "Oh, star, I wish I could find a new Dragon Radar!" The
shooing star shined, then shot forward fast. "Hey! MAybe I have to follow it to the Radar!" Goku ran after Rainbow's helijet-
I mean, the shooting star.
***********************************************************************************************************************************************
Deep underground, in a tunnel abandoned decades ago, a broken down tram sped down the tracks. The only person aboard
was the still unconcious Violet, and her stolen goods. The tram had a symbol of a red bowtie with the initials "RR" on it.
Where it was heading was anyone's guess.
Next Time on Dragon Ball - The Red Ribbon Army has six Dragon Balls in its possession. Goku's quest takes him to a
familiar village from his previous Dragon Ball adventure, were the sventh Dragon Ball is hidden. Can Goku find it before
the fierce General Rainbow? Find out in Chapter 4: A Familiar Tail