Disclaimer: Ehehehehe… ^^;;;
Warnings: It was a moment of madness!! Ahhh!!!!
Notes: Errrr…yeah. This is to the tune of "I Am The Very Model of a Modern Major General," from The Pirates of Penzance. ^^;; I'm just weird. I do want do to one of these for all the seishi, though, because…ehehe, it's kinda fun. ^___^()
I Am The Very Model Of
A Suzaku Court Warrior
(Nuriko)
I am the very model of a Suzaku Court Warrior
If you don't think I'm really cool, you never could be sorrier
I'm stronger than an elephant, but ob-vi-ous-ly prettier
And smoother-skinned and smaller-boned and wider-eyed and wittier.
When Hotohori-sama looks at me, my eyes get spark-i-ly
Though all the other se-i-shi might then regard me dark-i-ly
I'd sacrifice my life so that my miko can have caviar.
Okay, so I was lying, and I really wouldn't go that far.
(Okay, so he was lying, and he really wouldn't go that far!
Okay, so he was lying, and he really wouldn't go that far!
Okay, so he was lying, and he really wouldn't go that go that far!!)
But I am quite heroic when it comes to human sacrifice
(Aside to Yuu Watase: that Hokkan thing wasn't very nice.)
And though my death could not have possibly been any gorier,
I am the very model of a Suzaku Court Warrior.
(And though his death could not have possibly been any gorier,
He is the very model of a Suzaku Court Warrior!)
Though people like to tease me cuz I'm used to acting feminine
And glare like someone's opened up their mouth and put a lemon in,
I'll always be myself! Their sneers are just a triviality.
Although it's argued I've adopted Kourin's sexuality.
But whether you agree or not with he of whom I'm amorous
You must admit I'm very cute and relatively glamorous
I hop around and kill things off and run about heroically
(Quite unlike Mits, who sits around just contemplating stoically.)
(Quite unlike Mits, who sits around just contemplating stoically!
Quite unlike Mits, who sits around just contemplating stoically!
Quite unlike Mits, who sits around just contemplating stoic-oic-ally!!)
I saved Miaka from that old gazebo that collapsed on her
And took it rather well when they discovered I'm a cross-dress-er
And though my death could not have possibly been any gorier,
I am the very model of a Suzaku Court Warrior!
(And though his death could not have possibly been any gorier,
He is the very model of a Suzaku Court Warrior!)
I've battled zombies, phantom wolves, and folks who would assassinate
And beat up all those bandits Hotohori seemed to fascinate
I've given all my food to stop Miaka's tummy rum-bl-ing
And helped her when that stupid lovers' statue started crum-bl-ing
I've done my best to make sure Tama doesn't tear his life apart
At detriment, I have to add, to the well-being of my own heart
I've helped out others countless times in spite of my own weariness
And always helped defend my friends despite my morning bleariness
(And always helped defend his friends despite his morning bleariness!
And always helped defend his friends despite his morning bleariness!
And always helped defend his friends despite his morning bleary-bleary-ness!!)
I've broken tables, thrown a piece of wall into the vestibule
And have you seen my weird stuffed toy? I won it at the festival.
And though my death could not have possibly been any gorier,
I am the very model of a Suzaku Court Warrior!
(And though his death could not have possibly been any gorier,
He is the very model of a Suzaku Court Warrior!)
TBC… --;;