Disclaimer: Gilbert and Sullivan are both dead. I am not dead, and therefore, I am neither one of them. And I don't own FY. Hmph.
Warnings: I'm on drugs. (or, at least, Pepsi One.)
Notes: Omni-chan asked for Mits, so here he is!!! ^__^() Hope you like him!
I Am The Very Model Of A
Melancholy Healer Guy
(Mitsukake)
I am the very model of a melancholy healer guy
I'm always really quiet, which I often have to justify
I used to be quite happy, running joyous through the greenery
But then, to my immense despair, I got a change of scenery.
My Shouka was a lovely girl, so gentle and so beautiful
To her, with all my heart, I meant to be completely dutiful
Alas! When I went off to heal some other guy in Timbuktu,
Poor Shouka, in my absence, was infected with the super flu.
(Poor Shouka, in his absence, was infected with the super flu!
Poor Shouka, in his absence, was infected with the super flu!
Poor Shouka, in his absence, was infected with the super super flu!)
Well, I returned and she had died, and I became unsociable.
And only by my little cat was I at all approachable.
And since no matter where I go, my heart can always feel her die,
I am the very model of a melancholy healer guy.
(And since no matter where he goes, his heart can always feel her die,
He is the very model of a melancholy healer guy!)
I stayed a hermit till one day a bunch of people visited
I didn't like the guilty thoughts their selfless pleas elicited
But I was sick of humans, and I wouldn't stoop to heal their wish,
Especially since she who needed healing tried to steal my fish.
But then they said that Shouka was alive, and I just lost my head.
Apparently, she'd been possessed, and was now raising the undead.
I shaved for the first time in years to show my handsome, gentle face
(I must admit that, bearded, I looked somewhat like a mental case.)
(He must admit that, bearded, he looks somewhat like a mental case!
He must admit that, bearded, he looks somewhat like a mental case!
He must admit that, bearded, he looks somewhat like a mental mental case!!)
I raced to town in seconds flat, much shorter than my reckoned time,
Confronted Shouka, and was forced to slaughter her a second time.
And since no matter where I go, my heart can always feel her die,
I am the very model of a melancholy healer guy.
(And since no matter where he goes, his heart can always feel her die,
He is the very model of a melancholy healer guy.)
So I became a se-i-shi and went to call the Phoenix God
My fellow stars, I soon discovered, all were relatively odd
They all had tragic pasts, though they pretended not to care, hap-py
Despite their masks. I think they needed mucho psychotherapy.
I went along and used my healing powers to regenerate
But then, alas! Nuriko fought a werewolf, and I came too late!
I felt so awful, but he died, and he was really bleeding, man.
(But I saved Tama ev'ry time, because he is the leading man.) :P :P :P
(But he saved Tama ev'ry time, because he is the leading man!
But he saved Tama ev'ry time, because he is the leading man!
But he saved Tama ev'ry time, because he is the leading leading man!!)
I couldn't save Chiriko, either, to my devesta-a-tion
And later gave my life to save my Shouka's incarna-a-tion
And since no matter where I go, my heart can always feel her die,
I am the very model of a melancholy healer guy!
(And since no matter where he goes, his heart can always feel her die,
He is the very model of a melancholy healer guy!)
TBC….
(Ehehehehehe….umm, yeah. ^_^() Anyone have a preference about who should come next?)