Disclaimer: Yah yahhh…
Warnings: Ehehehehe…kotwas warning, just a little itty bitty bit
Notes: Hotohori was in the lead when I started doing another one…but now Tasuki has the most votes, so I'll do him next. ^__^ But…I do want to do everyone eventually, Seiryuu included. ^__^ Therefore! Worry not, all you fans of Chiriko and Tama-neko!! ^_~
Pointless Note: Wahahahahahahaha, these are so much fun to do!! ^___^() I have no life.
I Am The Very Model Of
A Handsome Young Imperial
(Hotohori)
I am the very model of a handsome young imperial
Just watch me in my beauty in my garb of fine material! ( ~.^;;; )
My hands are white and slender and my neck is arched quite gracefully
I outshine all the brightest stars, it could be said, disgracefully.
When I was young, I wasn't as attractive as I am today.
Of course, I was adorable, but in a very different way.
But beauty isn't everything. My mirrors were my only friends,
And I was forced to satisfy myself with very lonely ends.
(And he was forced to satisfy himself with very lonely ends!
And he was forced to satisfy himself with very lonely ends!
And he was forced to satisfy himself with very lonely lonely ends!!)
I knew I was a se-i-shi, that Destiny would carry me,
And dreamed that, when the Miko came, she'd promptly want to marry me.
And since I'm the epitome of elegance ethereal,
I am the very model of a handsome young imperial.
(And since he's the epitome of elegance ethereal,
He is the very model of a handsome young imperial!)
Oh woe is me, the Miko came and snuffed out my incessant joy!
She'd gone and fallen deep in love with some obnoxious peasant boy!
I tried to win her favor, but her heart was lost eternally
And I could not combat him, since we two were linked fraternally.
We soon found out Nuriko was a boy, so cute and debonair
I liked him well enough, but there was no way he'd produce an heir.
(Though some may say we weren't in love because of his virility,
You can't ignore the fact that it's at least a possibility.) --;;
(You can't ignore the fact that it's at least a possibility!
You can't ignore the fact that it's at least a possibility!
You can't ignore the fact that it's at least a possibili-bili-ty!!)
But anyway, Nuriko went to Hokkan, where he was to die.
And I betrothed a lovely girl who looked exactly like the guy.
And since I'm the epitome of elegance ethereal,
I am the very model of a handsome young imperial!
(And since he's the epitome of elegance ethereal,
He is the very model of a handsome young imperial!)
I must admit, it kinda stunk that I was Konan royalty
For, though I truly wanted to embrace my seishi loyalty,
To all my plans to travel, I was forced to act as canceller
And had to stay at home and play Backgammon with my chancellor.
I know it was my duty, but it really gave me angry chills.
I could have been such help, but no! I stayed behind and vetoed bills.
If Tamahome had the same disast'rous job that I possessed,
Perhaps we'd be more even, vying for Miaka's interest.
(Perhaps we'd be more even, vying for Miaka's interest!
Perhaps we'd be more even, vying for Miaka's interest!
Perhaps we'd be more even, vying for Miaka's inter-interest!!)
But she was ever faithful, and her dearest love she'd not betray.
I guess it worked out fine, because I wound up dying anyway.
And since I'm the epitome of elegance ethereal,
I am the very model of a handsome young imperial!
(And since he's the epitome of elegance ethereal,
He is the very model of a handsome young imperial!)
TBC…
^___^() Ehehehe…some of the rhymes are rather sketchy, ne? And NO, Nuriko will not be mentioned in all of these. ^^;;; I promise.