Notes: Errrrrrrr…………..I don't think this one is as funny as maybe the others are, and I'd like to apologize to disappointed Tasuki fans. ^^;;;;

I Am The Very Model Of

A Fangy Pyromaniac

(Tasuki)

I am the very model of a fangy pyromaniac
Ya never have to worry, buddy, if I'm there to watch yer back
I got a magic tessen that shoots fire at my beckoning
I've fried about a hundred thousand bad guys, by my reckoning.

Okay, so yeah, I sometimes miss and other people are flambéed
But jeez, come on! That ratio is well and truly overplayed!
If Tama'd only learn to duck and changed his freakin attitude,
The incidents would drop in which he'd be severely barbecued.

(The incidents would drop in which he'd be severely barbecued!
The incidents would drop in which he'd be severely barbecued!
The incidents would drop in which he'd be severely barbe-barbecued!!)

I understand that frying friends is rather unconventional
(But maybe there's some truth in people saying it's intentional)
And since I'm the best guy to have in any kind of armed attack,
I am the very model of a fangy pyromaniac!

(And since he's the best guy to have in any kind of armed attack,
He is the very model of a fangy pyromaniac!)

I lead a buncha bandits and am known for being vigorous
We only take the best of men; our training program's rigorous
We lead a roguish life, and I can bet that lotsa women'll
Say that they'd rather shave their heads than partner with a criminal!

But that's just fine, cuz women stink, and all throughout your life, beware
Their nagging voices, painted lips, and ostentatious underwear!
They prey upon the minds of men, their natural simplicity,
And hypnotize them into trading swords for domesticity!

(And hypnotize them into trading swords for domesticity!
And hypnotize them into trading swords for domesticity!
And hypnotize them into trading swords for domestici-stici-ty!)

But since I've now decided that my seishi title's wearable,
I have to take back some of that and say Miaka's bearable.
And since I'm the best guy to have in any kind of armed attack,
I am the very model of a fangy pyromaniac!

(And since he's the best guy to have in any kind of armed attack,
He is the very model of a fangy pyromaniac!)

But just cuz I'm a handsome guy and victim to misogyny,
And of my many siblings, I'm the only manly progeny,
To insult me and call me names is freakin ineffectual
I don't like women, but I ain't no freakin homosexual.

Oh sure, there's all these rumors that I'm linked to men romantically
Especially with Chiri, and I must deny that frantically
For god's sake, can't a guy have friends with whom to watch ESPN?
Just cuz you've got close female pals does not make you a lesbian! ( Gahhh --;;;; )

(Just cuz you've got close female pals does not make you a lesbian!
Just cuz you've got close female pals does not make you a lesbian!
Just cuz you've got close female pals does not make you a lesbi-lesbi-an!) --;;;;;;;

So now my song is finally done. Mouse-chan's a piece of mental work.
I gotta run to town, I've an appointment for some dental work.
And since I'm the best guy to have in any kind of armed attack,
I am the very model of a fangy pyromaniac!

(And since he's the best guy to have in any kind of armed attack,
He is the very model of a fangy pyromaniac!)

TBC…

Gahhhhhhhh… I'm sorry. ^^;;;;;;;;;;;; Ehehe. And no offense to all the Tasuki/Chichiri fans! Tasuki's just being defensive. ^_^;;