Ash: Look, your back. Howzit? Congrats to the winners it was a hard
pick. On wit da story!!!! ^_~
Disclaimer: Don't own nothing but a pair of blue suade shoes...::Shoes taken away:: O____o;;; Don't own nothing.
Ash walked into the house. Everyone was getting aquainted, and Gerald was walking around with the video camera. Ash walked over to the DJ booth where Shaun and Monica were standing.
"Everyone here?" Shaun asked, Ash nodded.
"Oh, except Eugene, 'nother accident..." Ash replied.
"Of course. Hey who's the people, ya' know, cross-dresser and friends?" Monica asked.
"Oh, they are Joy's guest. Ever heard of Pokemon?" Ash asked, Shaun stared.
"Pokemon?!" He repeated.
"Yeah, she's a PKM author. I thought you knew!" Ash replied.
"No, all I knew was she wrote stories too...." Shaun replied and took a swallow of his yahoo. "Pokemon...." He repeated in bewildered confusion.
"You said that already..." Monica pointed out. Shaun rolled his eyes. Obviously the Yahoo was getting to him.
"Whatever. Hey, wanna go confuse Harold?" Shaun asked, Monica shrugged.
"Why not? You coming Ash?" She asked.
"Huh?" Ash Ketchum and Ash said. The two stared at each other and gave a yelp, Ash had taken his mask off and was staring a female him in the face.
"You look just like me...." They said in unison. "Except your a boy/girl..."
O___o;
"So? Are you coming Ash?" Shaun asked.
"No." The two repeated in unison again.
"Stop that!" Ash-er Ashley slapped her male version.
"What? They asked!" He replied.
"Yeah! Me!" Ashley replied.
O_o
Well they were looking at me!" Ash replied.
"Duh, I'm standing right next to you!" Ashley snapped.
"Ummmm, Ash?" Monica stepped in.
"Yeah?" The two replied once more, then scowled at each other. "She was talking to me!"
Shaun and Monica stepped back, they gave up. So instead of helping, they snapped open a couple of yahoos and watched.
"You're just jealous you aren't a Pokemon Master!" Ash retorted.
"You aren't either!" Ashley replied.
Arnold walked between the two to get to the soda's. Obviously he wasn't aware of the predicament...When he turned he was trapped, bombs were flying between the two at war.
"Forget it! I'm leaving." Ash replied obviously shot after Ashley called him Underwear-Boy.
"Your so cynical..." Ashley replied as Arnold was about to walk away.
"Wah?!?!" Ash replied, turning back around. "Cyndiquil? What's he doing here?"
"I said Cyndi- I mean silly- I mean-Grrrr, what do I mean???" Ashley sighed. Arnold stepped in.
"You meant to say he was cynical. Selfish or mean. Either way..." The two stared. Ashley sighed.
"Nevermind, just take your name and leave...I'll use one of my others." Ashley replied. Happy, Ash left.
"Thanks Arnold." Ashley replied going through her different names/egos from her little blue book.
"Hmmm, AJ sounds good." Arnold read over her shoulder.
"I was thinking that...." Ashley replied, just then she changed. She had on loose fitting blue jeans that looked easy to move in, the same type of red shirt covered with a white sleevless over-shirt that had to overlap in the front; they were both held down with a belt and stuck out at the bottom. Her hair changed as well, though it looked the same it was obvious it had spike at points.
Ash took a few jumps in the air, achieving a high leingth, and dropped down lightly. She showed the piece sign and smiled.
"Aww, yeah! AJ's in da house!" She smriked and began doing a dance.
"How-how'd you do that?" Arnold asked, obviously stunned by her change.
"Hey, if you got alter ego's you can change easily in this house! This is one of my oldest forms right now, so I gotta stretch out." AJ replied.
"Oh, alright...." Arnold replied and walked away, even when he didn't understand. He just shrugged. "I'll figure it out later. I always do!"
"Alright. So ya' comming?" Monica asked again as AJ stretched out.
"Sorry, gotta play some music. I'll seeya later. Tell Bunni and Joy about the change." AJ replied, Shaun nodded and the two left plotting as AJ walked to the music booth.
"Lessee..." AJ placed a CD in and began playing some Eminem. Everyone cheered. "Wow, he's universal..."
An hour later......
AJ walked around, talking to the guest. So far everyone was having a great time. except for 7 people and a Pokemon.
Arnold was having a great time untill Fuzz came along, it wasn't that she wasn't likeable, it's just that she always ended up scaring Arnold when she grabbed him by the arm or leg when she see's him. Obviously Helga wasn't so pleased.
Rhonda wasn't really happy niether, Brock kept asking her out when she was trying to flirt with Ash Ketchum, who was trying to get some cookies. Whenever Rhonda said no to Brock's offer he became more determined yet more depressed. Ash was getting irritated with Rhonda's talk about clothing. 'I mean, why wear polyester when you can eat it?' was what Ash had been thinking. And at the sidelines Misty could only watch and share her woes with Pikachu who seemed equally depressed. I guess seeing Harold ate all the apples 10 minutes ago...
And what really surprised AJ was that Bunni could actually become drepressed besides being around the fact that you had no chocolate around. Her new admirer Curly was making her feel six feet under.
"Choclate for you my love?" Curly persuaded as he opened a box of chocolates Bunni took a chocolate smiling as she placed the miniture sized sweet in her mouth.
"Mmmm! Tankies Cu- CURLY?!?!?" Bunni shouted and spit the chocolate mush she had been chewing into Curly's glasses, causing him to faint in joy to be 'blessed' with saliva from his new love.
"MAKE HIM STOP DIETY, PLEEEEEHEEEEEHEEEEAAAAAAASE! MAKE HIM STOP!!!" AJ witnessed Bunni scream as she turned and fell to her knees while shaking Diety, who was the nearest at the time, by the dress.
"ThEn QuIt ShAkInG mE oR i'Ll ThRoW uP!!!!" Diety cried. Bunni stopped.
"I need a hug..." Bunni sniffed falling to the ground, she turned to see Curly with arms wide open. Bunni jumped into Diety's arms. "BUAH! NOT FROM YOU!"
Diety cleared her throat. Bunni turned to see Diety eye-to-eye.
"You have lovely eyes...." Bunni complimented batting her own. Diety frowned. Bunni looked down. "Are you strong?"
"I'm not sure. Why?" Diety asked, she looked down and noticed that she was carrying Bunni who was weighed down incredibly with her gold and silver chains. "WAH!"
Diety had buckled under the weight and was now being sat on by Bunni. AJ ran over, along with Shaun, Monica and Joy. A crowd gathered.
"That hurt...." Bunni said sitting like a goose on Diety, who's hair, dress and ribbon was ruffled up.
"Well duh! You look like you fell off a ten story building!" Fuzz replied from her grasp on Arnold's arm. Diety glared at her, Fuzz tightened her grip. "STOP STARIN' AT MAH MAN!"
"CAN'T......FEEL.....FINGERS.........BLOOD RUSHING.......UP T-" Arnold fainted from loss of blood.
"Great." Joy sighed as the everyone began laughing. She and Shaun walked over as AJ and Monica helped Bunni and Diety.
"GET OFF OF HIM!" Shaun yelled at Fuzz. He was tugging at Arnod trying not to break any limbs. Fuzz gasped as Joy tugged at her waist.
"I never knew you were gay!!! BUT ARNOLD ISN'T SO LEAVE HIM BE!!! MUAHAHA-COUGH!! How the heck do they do that?!?!" Fuzz replied, Shaun in shock let go of Arnold sending Joy, Fuzz and Arnold across the room into the food.
"EWWWWWWWW!" the two girls shrieked, another roar of laughter emmersed.
"Great." AJ groaned as Bunni and Diety got staightened up. AJ ran over helping Shaun split Joy and Fuzz apart, and pull out a clean yet still uncouncious Arnold off the broken table.
"Alright Fuzz, get off, he's uncouncious so leave him alone!" AJ yelled.
"Geeze, did you wake up on the wrong side of the bed this morning?" Fuzz replied stiffly.
"Just shut up. You and Joy go get cleaned in the bathrooms." Monica snapped, Fuzz grumbled as she followed Joy to the bathrooms.
"Alright, usual to see who cleans?" Shaun asked as the three huddled. Monica and AJ nodded waving their fist as they counted to three. Shaun and Monica lost.
"Wellp! You two got clean up, I don't think supplying the food won't be hard, we got extra anyway. Seeya." AJ smirked, leaving Shaun and Monica grumbling behind.
"Well?" Bunni asked as AJ passed her.
"What? Oh yeah the Curly thing...." AJ replied. She saw Curly in the corner hopping merrily, wearing bunny ears. She bent over slightly bringing her hands closer to her chest as she said: "Kaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-HA- ::THWOMP!:: x___x "OWWW!"
Bunni hit her on the head with the bat. AJ fell over.
"NO DON'T KILL HIM! I DON'T WANNA GO TO JAIL, HITMAN!!!!" Bunni huffed. Bunni then dusted herself off and leant on the bat as she asked. "Lemmee guess, the Dragonball Z ego?"
AJ who was bent over and holding her head was groaning. Her eyes were wider, pupils smaller, and her head was now the new location of Mt. Fuji!
"It was a majority count, what did you expect?!?" AJ asked spat then quietly she added. "At least I don't shair costume with Cell."
AJ suddenly began rooling on the ground laughing her head off.
O___o
"I'm good. I'm okay. I-I-HAHAHAHAHAHAH!" AJ could only control herself for that long.
"Okaaaaaaaaaay...." Bunni suddenly got irritated and took out her bonking stick. "GREAT BONKING STICK, PEACE ATTACK!!!!!"
Of course AJ got hit once more.
"WAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" X___x
"Errrr....Dragon dude?" Bunni said nudging her. This time, AJ was cast uncouncious. 0___0 "Woh-oh....."
Quickly Bunni ran off, passing Harmonica.
"Hey! Bunni! What's the rush?" Harmonica called.
"I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!!!!! IT'S FUZZ'S FAULT!!!" Bunni called back running under the table.
Disclaimer: Don't own nothing but a pair of blue suade shoes...::Shoes taken away:: O____o;;; Don't own nothing.
Ash walked into the house. Everyone was getting aquainted, and Gerald was walking around with the video camera. Ash walked over to the DJ booth where Shaun and Monica were standing.
"Everyone here?" Shaun asked, Ash nodded.
"Oh, except Eugene, 'nother accident..." Ash replied.
"Of course. Hey who's the people, ya' know, cross-dresser and friends?" Monica asked.
"Oh, they are Joy's guest. Ever heard of Pokemon?" Ash asked, Shaun stared.
"Pokemon?!" He repeated.
"Yeah, she's a PKM author. I thought you knew!" Ash replied.
"No, all I knew was she wrote stories too...." Shaun replied and took a swallow of his yahoo. "Pokemon...." He repeated in bewildered confusion.
"You said that already..." Monica pointed out. Shaun rolled his eyes. Obviously the Yahoo was getting to him.
"Whatever. Hey, wanna go confuse Harold?" Shaun asked, Monica shrugged.
"Why not? You coming Ash?" She asked.
"Huh?" Ash Ketchum and Ash said. The two stared at each other and gave a yelp, Ash had taken his mask off and was staring a female him in the face.
"You look just like me...." They said in unison. "Except your a boy/girl..."
O___o;
"So? Are you coming Ash?" Shaun asked.
"No." The two repeated in unison again.
"Stop that!" Ash-er Ashley slapped her male version.
"What? They asked!" He replied.
"Yeah! Me!" Ashley replied.
O_o
Well they were looking at me!" Ash replied.
"Duh, I'm standing right next to you!" Ashley snapped.
"Ummmm, Ash?" Monica stepped in.
"Yeah?" The two replied once more, then scowled at each other. "She was talking to me!"
Shaun and Monica stepped back, they gave up. So instead of helping, they snapped open a couple of yahoos and watched.
"You're just jealous you aren't a Pokemon Master!" Ash retorted.
"You aren't either!" Ashley replied.
Arnold walked between the two to get to the soda's. Obviously he wasn't aware of the predicament...When he turned he was trapped, bombs were flying between the two at war.
"Forget it! I'm leaving." Ash replied obviously shot after Ashley called him Underwear-Boy.
"Your so cynical..." Ashley replied as Arnold was about to walk away.
"Wah?!?!" Ash replied, turning back around. "Cyndiquil? What's he doing here?"
"I said Cyndi- I mean silly- I mean-Grrrr, what do I mean???" Ashley sighed. Arnold stepped in.
"You meant to say he was cynical. Selfish or mean. Either way..." The two stared. Ashley sighed.
"Nevermind, just take your name and leave...I'll use one of my others." Ashley replied. Happy, Ash left.
"Thanks Arnold." Ashley replied going through her different names/egos from her little blue book.
"Hmmm, AJ sounds good." Arnold read over her shoulder.
"I was thinking that...." Ashley replied, just then she changed. She had on loose fitting blue jeans that looked easy to move in, the same type of red shirt covered with a white sleevless over-shirt that had to overlap in the front; they were both held down with a belt and stuck out at the bottom. Her hair changed as well, though it looked the same it was obvious it had spike at points.
Ash took a few jumps in the air, achieving a high leingth, and dropped down lightly. She showed the piece sign and smiled.
"Aww, yeah! AJ's in da house!" She smriked and began doing a dance.
"How-how'd you do that?" Arnold asked, obviously stunned by her change.
"Hey, if you got alter ego's you can change easily in this house! This is one of my oldest forms right now, so I gotta stretch out." AJ replied.
"Oh, alright...." Arnold replied and walked away, even when he didn't understand. He just shrugged. "I'll figure it out later. I always do!"
"Alright. So ya' comming?" Monica asked again as AJ stretched out.
"Sorry, gotta play some music. I'll seeya later. Tell Bunni and Joy about the change." AJ replied, Shaun nodded and the two left plotting as AJ walked to the music booth.
"Lessee..." AJ placed a CD in and began playing some Eminem. Everyone cheered. "Wow, he's universal..."
An hour later......
AJ walked around, talking to the guest. So far everyone was having a great time. except for 7 people and a Pokemon.
Arnold was having a great time untill Fuzz came along, it wasn't that she wasn't likeable, it's just that she always ended up scaring Arnold when she grabbed him by the arm or leg when she see's him. Obviously Helga wasn't so pleased.
Rhonda wasn't really happy niether, Brock kept asking her out when she was trying to flirt with Ash Ketchum, who was trying to get some cookies. Whenever Rhonda said no to Brock's offer he became more determined yet more depressed. Ash was getting irritated with Rhonda's talk about clothing. 'I mean, why wear polyester when you can eat it?' was what Ash had been thinking. And at the sidelines Misty could only watch and share her woes with Pikachu who seemed equally depressed. I guess seeing Harold ate all the apples 10 minutes ago...
And what really surprised AJ was that Bunni could actually become drepressed besides being around the fact that you had no chocolate around. Her new admirer Curly was making her feel six feet under.
"Choclate for you my love?" Curly persuaded as he opened a box of chocolates Bunni took a chocolate smiling as she placed the miniture sized sweet in her mouth.
"Mmmm! Tankies Cu- CURLY?!?!?" Bunni shouted and spit the chocolate mush she had been chewing into Curly's glasses, causing him to faint in joy to be 'blessed' with saliva from his new love.
"MAKE HIM STOP DIETY, PLEEEEEHEEEEEHEEEEAAAAAAASE! MAKE HIM STOP!!!" AJ witnessed Bunni scream as she turned and fell to her knees while shaking Diety, who was the nearest at the time, by the dress.
"ThEn QuIt ShAkInG mE oR i'Ll ThRoW uP!!!!" Diety cried. Bunni stopped.
"I need a hug..." Bunni sniffed falling to the ground, she turned to see Curly with arms wide open. Bunni jumped into Diety's arms. "BUAH! NOT FROM YOU!"
Diety cleared her throat. Bunni turned to see Diety eye-to-eye.
"You have lovely eyes...." Bunni complimented batting her own. Diety frowned. Bunni looked down. "Are you strong?"
"I'm not sure. Why?" Diety asked, she looked down and noticed that she was carrying Bunni who was weighed down incredibly with her gold and silver chains. "WAH!"
Diety had buckled under the weight and was now being sat on by Bunni. AJ ran over, along with Shaun, Monica and Joy. A crowd gathered.
"That hurt...." Bunni said sitting like a goose on Diety, who's hair, dress and ribbon was ruffled up.
"Well duh! You look like you fell off a ten story building!" Fuzz replied from her grasp on Arnold's arm. Diety glared at her, Fuzz tightened her grip. "STOP STARIN' AT MAH MAN!"
"CAN'T......FEEL.....FINGERS.........BLOOD RUSHING.......UP T-" Arnold fainted from loss of blood.
"Great." Joy sighed as the everyone began laughing. She and Shaun walked over as AJ and Monica helped Bunni and Diety.
"GET OFF OF HIM!" Shaun yelled at Fuzz. He was tugging at Arnod trying not to break any limbs. Fuzz gasped as Joy tugged at her waist.
"I never knew you were gay!!! BUT ARNOLD ISN'T SO LEAVE HIM BE!!! MUAHAHA-COUGH!! How the heck do they do that?!?!" Fuzz replied, Shaun in shock let go of Arnold sending Joy, Fuzz and Arnold across the room into the food.
"EWWWWWWWW!" the two girls shrieked, another roar of laughter emmersed.
"Great." AJ groaned as Bunni and Diety got staightened up. AJ ran over helping Shaun split Joy and Fuzz apart, and pull out a clean yet still uncouncious Arnold off the broken table.
"Alright Fuzz, get off, he's uncouncious so leave him alone!" AJ yelled.
"Geeze, did you wake up on the wrong side of the bed this morning?" Fuzz replied stiffly.
"Just shut up. You and Joy go get cleaned in the bathrooms." Monica snapped, Fuzz grumbled as she followed Joy to the bathrooms.
"Alright, usual to see who cleans?" Shaun asked as the three huddled. Monica and AJ nodded waving their fist as they counted to three. Shaun and Monica lost.
"Wellp! You two got clean up, I don't think supplying the food won't be hard, we got extra anyway. Seeya." AJ smirked, leaving Shaun and Monica grumbling behind.
"Well?" Bunni asked as AJ passed her.
"What? Oh yeah the Curly thing...." AJ replied. She saw Curly in the corner hopping merrily, wearing bunny ears. She bent over slightly bringing her hands closer to her chest as she said: "Kaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-HA- ::THWOMP!:: x___x "OWWW!"
Bunni hit her on the head with the bat. AJ fell over.
"NO DON'T KILL HIM! I DON'T WANNA GO TO JAIL, HITMAN!!!!" Bunni huffed. Bunni then dusted herself off and leant on the bat as she asked. "Lemmee guess, the Dragonball Z ego?"
AJ who was bent over and holding her head was groaning. Her eyes were wider, pupils smaller, and her head was now the new location of Mt. Fuji!
"It was a majority count, what did you expect?!?" AJ asked spat then quietly she added. "At least I don't shair costume with Cell."
AJ suddenly began rooling on the ground laughing her head off.
O___o
"I'm good. I'm okay. I-I-HAHAHAHAHAHAH!" AJ could only control herself for that long.
"Okaaaaaaaaaay...." Bunni suddenly got irritated and took out her bonking stick. "GREAT BONKING STICK, PEACE ATTACK!!!!!"
Of course AJ got hit once more.
"WAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" X___x
"Errrr....Dragon dude?" Bunni said nudging her. This time, AJ was cast uncouncious. 0___0 "Woh-oh....."
Quickly Bunni ran off, passing Harmonica.
"Hey! Bunni! What's the rush?" Harmonica called.
"I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!!!!! IT'S FUZZ'S FAULT!!!" Bunni called back running under the table.
