A Message from Mouse-chan's Dictionary: In case anyone wonders, here is the dictionary definition of "Epicurean."
Epicurian n (14c) 1: a follower of Epicurus 2: often not cap : EPICURE
And subsequently:
Epicure: one with sensitive and discriminating tastes, especially in food or wine.
Well. The definition in my other dictionary was more akin to Miaka's relationship with food, so please, just accept it. ^_~
I Am The Very Model Of
A Chipper Epicurean
(Miaka)
I am the very model of a chipper Epicurean
I'm unlike other heroines, romantic and Arthurian
Watase says I'm one of the more chubby girls in THE ci-TY
But jeez, I'm 1-Oh-6! It doesn't constitute obesity!
If my metabolism were by any means quotidian
My life would go from shades of gray to windowless obsidian
I'd weigh about three thousand pounds, my cardiac disease disclose,
And there's no way in hell I'd fit inside those skimpy priestess clothes.
(And there's no way in hell she'd fit inside those skimpy priestess clothes!
And there's no way in hell she'd fit inside those skimpy priestess clothes!
And there's no way in hell she'd fit inside those skimpy priestess priestess clothes!)
But luckily, I can allow that extra slice of cantaloupe
Since I digest things faster than a cheetah chases antelope
And since I'll eat most any food, from Russian to Anturian,
I am the very model of a chipper Epicurean!
(And since she'll eat most any food, from Russian to Anturian,
She is the very model of a chipper Epicurean!)
Before I reached Kounan, none of the boys were very nice to me
They called me stupid names, and then they wouldn't give their rice to me
But here in Shi Jin Ten Shi Sho, I listen when the peons say
That ev'ry single guy I meet wants me to be his fiancee
First Tamahome fought with Hotohori to acquire me
And even Tasuki, who hates girls, decided to desire me
Then Amiboshi came back from the dead and gave his heart away
Nuriko loved me too, but I reminded him that he was gay.
(Nuriko loved her too, but she reminded him that he was gay!
Nuriko loved her too, but she reminded him that he was gay!
Nuriko loved her too, but she reminded him that he was he was gay!)
But I love Tamahome, and I'll never ever look away!
And soon we will be married! Hmm. I hope that he can cook okay.
And since I'll eat most any food, from Russian to Anturian,
I am the very model of a chipper Epicurean!
(And since she'll eat most any food, from Russian to Anturian,
She is the very model of a chipper Epicurean!)
My best friend Yu-i hates my guts, our friendship seems to be a mess
Since she got sucked into the book, she's suffered awful PMS
She's in Kutou, and thinks that I betrayed her quite maliciously
And Nakago has warped her mind to think of me suspiciously
She gave my boyfriend kodoku so he would start a massacre
It sucks that she makes all these awful things that come to pass occur.
If I were not so nice, I wouldn't care if someone gave her glass.
But as is, my mission is to whup Kutou and save her ass.
(But as it is, her mission is to whup Kutou and save her ass!
But as it is, her mission is to whup Kutou and save her ass!
But as it is, her mission is to whup Kutou and save her save her ass!)
Some people think it's strange I didn't let our tension slink about.
But it was time for lunch, and I had better things to think about.
And since I'll eat most any food, from Russian to Anturian,
I am the very model of a chipper Epicurean!
(And since she'll eat most any food, from Russian to Anturian,
She is the very model of a chipper Epicurean!)
TBC…
- ^_~