Chapter 2!!!!

I'm back!!! ^-^ I hope you all liked the first chappie!! Here's the second!! whee!! *ducks and runs before Jyu attacks her for the use of the word 'whee'*

Disclaimer- I don't own anything Yu-Gi-Oh! Except my prettyful deck...THAT RULES!!!! And again Jyu owns herself...

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Kaiba- You still need help...

Fay- I know...isn't it great?

Kaiba- Uhmmm...o.o;;

Fay- Tee hee!! Now on with the story!

Kaiba- I truly hate you....

Fay- Like I said before.. . I LOVE YOU TOO! *huggles*

Kaiba- GEDDOFF ME!!!!!!!

Fay- ^-^

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Jyu and I were about to announce our plans for the night when we heard a crash...from the kitchen. We didn't even have to look and see who wasn't here.

"Joey..." we both sighed at the same time. Well, Jyu sighed Jounouchi. But whatever.

I ran to the kitchen to see what Joey was up to. It seemed that Joey had emptied out Kaiba's WHOLE fridge. That was a lot of food gone to waste.

"JOEY WHEELER!" I yelled.

"Katsuya Jounouchi!!!" Jyu yelled, displaying her cultural knowledge and hatred of the dub names.

He turned around and grinned with his mouth full of food.

"Ugh...That's nasty...CLOSE YOUR MOUTH!"

Joey finished chewing his food and swallowed it. "I'm still hungry...YO KAIBA! GOT ANY MORE FOOD?!" His stomach began to grumble.

"JOEY?! DID YOU EAT ALL OF THE FOOD?!" Kaiba yelled back.

"Uhmmm...." Joey laughed nervously. "How many fridges of food do you have?"

"One....WHAT?! YOU ATE ALL OF THE FOOD?!"

"Oh no!!! We will starve!!" Serenity said, worried.

Mai rolled her eyes. "You may starve girl but the rest of us won't!"

Everyone stared at Mai. Everyone meaning Kaiba, Jyu, me, Joey, Weevil, Rebecca, Mokuba....well you got the idea.

"I still have my survival guide! It can teach us what plants and bugs we can-" Tristan started.

"NOOOOOOOO!!!! YOU ARE NOT EATING ME PRECIOUS BUGS!!!" Weevil yelled, thinking we were going to eat his cards.

Mai, Isis, Tea, and Yugi screamed, "EWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!! BUGS!! YUCK!!! GROSS!!!!" Then they all shuddered together.

Yami Yugi got up and sat on the other side of the room, scared that Yugi may have another girlie outbreak. He sat next to Rex, who was sitting next to Jyu, who was calling him cute nicknames.

Yami, again, got scared and sat next to Yami Malik. Yami Malik was still scribbling in his note book, and when Yami Yugi looked over his shoulder to see what he had drawn, it was several pictures or Yugi or Yami Yugi being hanged, stabbed, or some other way of dying.

"Blood.....Vengeance....destroy....MUST KILL!!!!!" muttered Yami Malik, scaring Yami Yugi half to death.

Yami Yugi moved once again but, this time he was next to me.

"Hiyaz!!!" I was as hyper as could be and I was in the middle of scheming with Rebecca.

"Uhmmm....Hello?" he said nervously.

"Tee hee...big tough Pharaoh scared of a thirteen year old girl and an eight year old girl!!!" giggled Rebecca.

"I AM NOT SCARED OF GIRLS!!!!" shouted Yami, furiously.

"Then why didn't you ever meet Tea at the park on Tuesday night?" the relentless girl asked.

"What? How do you know this stuff?! Who tells you this?!"

"Yugi visits my second grade class a lot!" Rebecca grinned.

"But you live in America!!!"

"I'M JUST FOLLOWING THE SCRIPT YOU BAKA!!!"

"There's a script?" I asked, being the author I should know this stuff but, of course I'm too dumb to know this stuff. Was that sentence too confusing? Oh well...Back the story.

Yami Yugi and Rebecca gave me a funny look. "YOU SHOULD KNOW!!! YOU AND STARED THIS MESS!!!" Yami shouted, silencing the whole room. Even Joey's stomach stopped growling, and the crickets didn't even bother to chirp, and Yami Malik stopped scribbling in his notebook and foaming at the mouth.

((Jyu- ::hits Fay:: WHAT DID YOU WRITE THAT FOR?! HE'S NOT RABID!!

Me- OWW! *sniffles* I thought it would be funny...

Jyu- IT NOT!!! Now say you're sorry!

Me- *Gulps* I'm sorry Yami Malik.

Y. Malik - *scribble scribble* death...blood...vengeance...POWER!!!

Me and Jyu- o.o;;))

((Jyu editing later: IT'S JYU AND I YOU BAKA!!!))

I clapped my hands and said, "Who's up for some hide and go seek in the dark?"

Everyone cheered, amazingly. Especially Yami Malik, I think he wanted to get back at someone. He was too....what's the word? I don't think there is a word to describe Y. Malik...

"Uhmmm....PEANUT BUTTER!!!" I stuck my thumb on my head, signaling I wasn't it. Others followed, except Rex, he was currently hiding from Jyu, who had just glomped him and was going to do it again.

"REX IS IT!!!" I shouted.

"Yay!! Ryusaki is it!" exclaimed Jyu.

"Who's Ryusaki?" asked Rex confused.

"You silly!" Jyu giggled.

"Right..."

"Okay, Rex you have to count to one hundred.... while we go hide!" I explained.

He nodded, and covered his face and began to count. "One Mississippi, two Mississippi, three Mississippi...."

We all ran and hid. Jyu hid under the table, I hid under the rug. Serenity and Mokuba hid together in a closet (they had become friends and wouldn't separate!!! don't think that evil thing you're thinking!!). Kaiba hid in his 'secret' room, Mako hid in the pool (yesh Kaiba has a pool!), Joey hid somewhere in the kitchen, Weevil hid in the green house (HE HAS A GREEN HOUSE TOO!). Tea went to hide in Kaiba's room, Mai hid in the 'powder room', just in case she needed to apply emergency makeup. Tristan hid under a lamp,((Jyu:?!)) Bakura hid under Mokuba's bed, Rebecca hid in a suit of armor, Yami Malik hid is some room with lots of old weapons. He figured he could use them for some of his torturing ideas. . . Malik hid under a random object,((Jyu: And Jyu followed and glomped!)) Isis hid in a library, Yugi and Yami Bakura hid in a playroom, and Yami Yugi hid in a brightly colored room (he's scared of the dark...tee hee).

That was everyone was hiding, hopefully I didn't miss anyone. But, unfortunately for everyone, Rex couldn't count past twenty-one.

((Jyu- ::death glare::

Me- eep?))

"Twenty-one Mississippi, twenty...twenty....twenty...Uhmmm...WHAT COMES AFTER TWENTY-ONE MISSISSIPPI?!" Rex yelled, expecting a call back. No one responded, they left poor Rex, alone in the dark, with no one in the room with him...except Jyu. She was trying to hold back her laughter, and giggles. Which can be very difficult.

Rex turned around after he heard a 'snort'. He looked under the table where was supposed to be hiding, but she wasn't there. He stood back up and looked around the room. He sighed and right when he was about to turn around.... Jyu glomped him from behind!!!

Rex's scream brought everyone from their hiding place, except Yugi and Yami Bakura who were very busy playing with some toys.

"What happened Rex?" Mai asked sounding concerned.

"Since when is she sensitive?" whispered Isis to Tea.

"I don't know, I think she is jealous of..." Tea whispered back.

"What's all this whispering about? I don't like it one bit!" spoke up Bakura.

"Forget them Bakura!! You have me!!!" I said proudly, hugging Bakura.

"I don't love you my Yami does...Remember? (('tis a quote I use all the time!!))"

"Oh well!! Your Yami isn't here so I'll hug you!" I continued to cling onto Bakura. He sighed.

"Attention back on me!!!" Rex demanded.

"Geez, are you still jealous I beat you at the tournament?" Weevil smirked.

Jyu glared, "How dare you Haga! And what does that have anything to do with anything?"

Weevil looked around, "Oh? You were talking to me? But I go by the name of Weevil!"

Jyu sighed, "I said your Japanese name! You should be proud of it!!"

"Right..."

"Okay, my problem is....that...I FOUND YOU ALL!!!!" Rex cackled.

"No you couldn't count past 21!!!" Jyu giggled, and linked arms with Malik. He smiled nervously but, the smile was good enough to make Jyu melt. Again.

"BLOOD!!!!" Yami Malik screamed randomly. "AHHH!!! GET IT AWAY!!! IT IS HORRIFYING!!! I THINK I'M GOING TO BE SICK!!!" Yami Malik ran out of the room and headed towards the bathroom.

"That was strange..." muttered Mokuba.

Serenity nodded, "You're right Mokuba. That was rather strange..."

((Jyu: ::starts cheering:: GO SERENITYxMOKUBA!!! MIHOxHONDA!!

Fay: Yes, cute couples.

Jyu: WEEVILXYAMI YUGI!!!!

Fay: O.O ))

I looked around and counted everyone. "No, you didn't find everyone..."

"What?! What do you mean!?" Rex yelled.

"Yugi and Yami Bakura are missing...."

"Where could they hide?"

"Anywhere there are toys and bunnies?" suggested Jyu.

"That's it!! I know where they are!!" Mokuba cried with joy.

"Where?!" we all asked.

Mokuba lead us to one of his many play rooms. After we had looked through about six Mako asked, "How many more play rooms do you have?"

"Exactly one hundred and seventy four!"

"What?!" we all shouted angrily.

"Don't worry!!! Most of them have been turned into experimental rooms for Seto!"

We didn't ask. We didn't want to know. We all just followed Mokuba. Mokuba opened the next door, and there was Yugi and Yami Bakura playing with stuffed bunnies.

"Yami Bakura?!" I shouted. He dropped his stuffed bunny.

"Hi Fay, and everybody else!!!"

Yugi ignored us and began to play with a Barbie doll, and Ken doll. It was very disturbing.

"I think we should just leave him here...." suggested Mako.

"Good idea Mako... lets go..." Mai muttered.

((Jyu: MakoxMai?

Fay: SHUT UP!!!))

Everyone left Yugi to himself, then Yugi started screaming.

"WAAAAAAAHHHHHHH DON'T LEAVE MEEEE!!!!!!!"

"Why?" Rebecca asked.

"THAT DOOR IS SCARY WHEN YOU CLOSE IT!!!!!"

We all stared in disbelief. Yugi needs more help then I thought...sadly I have to admit...he needed more help then me....

((Jyu: Not possible.))

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End of chappie two!!!! ^-^ Didja like?

Kaiba- WHO DOES?! WHOEVER LIKES WILL DIE!!!

Fay- Kaiba....calm down...fame is fun!!! Well I wouldn't know...PEOPLE DON'T REVEIW MY STORIES!!! *sobs*

Kaiba- Riiiiiiight....*back away*

Fay- Special thanx to Jyu!!!! For uploading this!!!! AND NO MORE ADDING JAPANESE WORDS I DON'T SPEAK OR DON'T KNOW!!!!

Jyu- I said I was sorri!!!

Fay- NOT UH!!!!

Jyu- BUT I DID!!!

Fay- sure ya did.....WELL THANX NEWAYS!!!!! *hugs Jyu*

Jyu- Squeezing...too....hard....

Fay- oh and Happy Holidays!!!!!!!! ^-^

Jyu: HEY!! NOW YOU'RE SPEAKING FOR ME!! HYPOCRITE!!!

Fay: Was not.

Jyu: I type people talking with colons, not dashes!! HMPH!!!!

Fay: Damn.

Jyu: Anyway, please review y'all, and go read my fics afterwards! Kay? BTW, a funny tinge I found while editing. . . I shall put one or two tinges I find every chapter from now on, okay? ^-^

**Coffee, Mokuba?**

. . .Bakura hid under Mocha's bed. . .

Sorri, I thought that was funny. The funniest tinge I found anyway. MEGAN YOU NEED TO BE STUPIDER!

Fay: O.O

Jyu: Anyway, stay tuned for new chappies of this fic and my fics!

Fay: O.O Talk about spelling mistakes. . . she just spelled "chappies" "crappies" accidentally.

Jyu: ^^; Happy holidays! Hope y'all got good presents! If you're Jewish, I hope you had fun going out for Chinese on Christmas Eve and going to the movies today! And if you celebrate Kwanzaa. . . have fun laughing at my ignorance of your culture! Gomen nasai! ^^;;;

Fay: I THOUGHT I SAID NO MORE JAPANESE WORDS I DON'T KNOW!!

Jyu: It means very sorri. See, now you know it!

Fay: --****