Chapter 3
I'm at it again!!!! This time my buddy Jen, from school, has decided to help me...so...now I must keep track of more people!! This is getting too hard...I MIGHT HAVE TO END THE STORY BECAUSE THERE ARE TOO MANY PEOPLE TO KEEP TRACK OF!!!! *sobs*
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Kaiba- Has she become serious?
Fay- Hummm? Are you talking about me? I'm never serious!!!
Kaiba- Well then your readers will be expecting a forth chapter!
Fay- YOU LIKE THIS STORY?!
Kaiba- Of course!!! I'm not in it a lot!!
Fay- Thanks for reminding me....*snickers*
Kaiba- GAH! WHAT HAVE I DONE!?
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((Okay, Maybe Yugi didn't need more help then me but hey...who cares? NOT ME!!! ^-^;;))
Well we were all back in the living room, or whatever Kaiba called it . Jyu had given up on Rex, who seemed to be scared of her and moved on to Malik. Both Yami and the real deal. Jyu and Malik broke into a fit of giggles leaving Yami Malik behind and confused but, of course, Yami Malik still had his note book...or so he thought....
"GAH!!! WHO HAS MY NOTE BOOK?!" Yami Malik screamed, and started to mutter, "My plans....all my precious plans...must find note book..."
The door bell rang. I looked up at Jyu. "I thought everyone was here?"
"Well you forget so much I wouldn't be surprised if you forgot half of the guests that were coming." Jyu told me.
"Okay..." So I got up off the couch and answered the door. There stood Pegasus, drunk and rambling on about something, that I had no idea what it was. He staggered in drunkenly and began to flirt with Mai. It was disturbing, like everything else about Pegasus.
I peered out the door and I saw none other then my best bud, Jen! I blinked a few times and rubbed my eyes to make sure I wasn't seeing things. I cleared my throat and yelled, "HEY JEN!!!!!!"
She looked at me strangely as if she didn't know me, well of course she didn't recognize me, she hadn't seen me in like forever. Jen walked in to see what was going on and spotted Yami Bakura, and literally fell to her knees and started to cry tears of joy. The whole room silenced, except for Pegasus who was too drunk to notice anything but Mai.
She ran up to Yami Bakura and yelled, "I love you Yami Baku-Chan! I'm Jennifer but you can call me Cuddle Bunny!!"
"Uhmmm..." He started when Jen aka 'Cuddle Bunny' huggled him.
"You don't have to tell me I already know how you feel about me! We were made for each other!"
"Uhmm how about we leave these two?" Tristan suggested.
"I'M DOWN WIT DAT BROTHA! BUT ME AND MAI GOTTA GO GET OUR OWN ROOM!" Pegasus said loudly.
Mai punched him and walked out of the room.
"Ooh, frisky are we?" He got up and chased after Mai.
"Well at least no one is touching me..." Kaiba said proudly.
"Awww poor Kaiba-Kun...you must feel left out!" I giggled and huggled him.
"GAH!!!!!!! MOKUBA GET MY CROWBAR!!!!!!!!"
"Why big brother? You look perfectly fine!"
"MOKUBA!!!!!! GET ME MY CROWBAR NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!!!"
"Okay big brother...!" Mokuba ran off to find a crowbar, and came back empty handed.
"WHERE IS IT?!"
"Mai is using it to keep away the scary old fart."
"......."
"I love you Kaiba!!" I squealed and huggled more.
Kaiba looked around the room with pleading eyes. Then found an escape. Jen snickered at Kaiba and continued to cling to her 'Yami Baku- Chan'.
"Bakura!!!" Kaiba yelled.
I looked up and saw Bakura walk over. "RYOU-CHAN!!!!!" I ran up to him and huggled him.
"Why should you guys have all the fun!?" Jyu pouted then remembered that Malik was here. She ran up to him and glomped him.
Joey's stomach growled. "I'm hungry..." he groaned.
Jen temporarily stopped huggling Yami Baku-Chan. She stood up quickly and smiled. "I can fix that!" She pulled a black leather wallet out of her back pocket. She closed her eyes and mumbled a few words in Quenya. ((Quenya is some form of Elvish Jen speaks.)) She reopened her eyes and opened the wallet. Smoke puffed out of it and a buffet table appeared in the middle of the room. "So, will that do to satisfy your hunger?" She grinned and then looked at Yami Baku-Chan to see what he'd do.
Joey lunged at the table drooling. Jen stepped in front of him, "HEY! I don't think so, pal!" She glanced over at the spot where Yami Bakura had been standing, he was no longer there. She blinks and cried, "Where'd my Yami Baku-Chan go?" She shoved Joey out of the way and began to search franticly throughout the house.
Joey rubbed his hands together and was about to grab one of the drumsticks. "GET AWAY FROM THE FOOD!!!!!" Jen yelled with her back turned from the table. "No one touches it UNTIL I get back. I will know if someone touches it, I hacked into Kaiba's security system...So don't try nothin'!"
"WHAT?! YOU HACKED INTO MY SECURITY SYSTEM?!"
She nodded and grinned. "All I had to do was press the little flashing red button that says 'HACKERS PRESS HERE!' It was easy!"
Kaiba's jaw dropped, "I am never ever listening to Mokuba's ideas anymore...."
Weevil snickered. "What an idiot..."
"Now...WHERE'S MY YAMI BAKU-CHAN?!" Jen raced into the dark hallway.
"So, whatcha wanna do?" Tea asked, bored.
"HELP ME FIND MY YAMI YAMI!!!" Jen's voice echoed through the house.
Yami Bakura peeked out from underneath the couch and asked, "Is the coast clear?"
I cleared my throat and yelled, "JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!!!!!!!!! I FOUND THIS PERSON THAT YOU WERE LOOKING FOR!!!!!!!!!"
Jen's eyes lit up and she grabbed me and shook me. "ARE YOU REALLY REALLY SURE?!"
"Mmmm hmm...Now stop shaking I'm getting dizzy..." She let go of me and I staggered a few steps back and pointed to the couch.
"YAMI YAMI!!!!" She squealed and pulled Yami Bakura out from underneath the couch and huggled him.
"SO! What are we going to do?" Tea asked impatiently.
"Oh, sorry Anzu.." Jyu said, "We dozed off..." She giggled and leaped off Malik's lap.
"Who's An-"
"MY GAWD! WHAT BAKAS YOU PEOPLE ARE!!!!!! YOU ARE ANZU!!!!!!!" She yelled at Tea.
Tea backed away from Jyu and bumped into Yugi. "Oh sorry Yugi.." Tea blushed.
"STOP THE FIC!!!!!!!" I yelled.
"Why?" Jyu asked.
"THIS ISN'T GONNA BE ONE OF THOSE STUPID TEA/YUGI FICS OR TEA/YAMI FICS!!!!!! I'm a Tea/Kaiba!!!!" I pushed both Tea and Kaiba in a room.
"Anzu/Kaiba?" Jyu asked. "Oooh, I've read a few good ones of those. I've seen a loooot more well-written Anzu/Yamis, though. Plus I think that's the 'official' couple."
"Well I don't care! Tea/Kaiba is cute! I am a full supporter of it!"
"Well, there are some good Anzu/Kaibas. . ."
"Where?"
"http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=801081 ."
"You talk in URLs?"
"Yes."
"You scare me."
"The only couples I support are HagaxYami and RyusakixMai," Jyu declared. "And Anzu/Jounouchi scares me. Deeply."
"Whatever!!! But this is MY fic so we're doing it MY way!"
"Touché, Fayra, touché."
"There all better...NOW BACK TO THE FICCY!"
"Ok?" Jen asked looking confused. She clung to her Yami Bakura.
He grinned and huggled her.
"Awww....how sweet!" I said.
Rebecca wrinkled her nose as if she had smelled something bad. "Can we not get into the lovey dovey stuff?"
"Why?" Jyu asked after she had glomped Malik.
Rebecca sighed and shook her head.
"HEY! How 'bout we play Truth or Dare?" I asked.
"THANK YOU!!!!!!! NOW I WON'T BE BORED!!!!!" Tea yelled relieved.
"Hey...get back in that room with Kaiba!" I said glaring.
"You can't make me..." She glared back.
"She can't but we can!" Jen and Yami Bakura said in unison shoving Tea back in the room along with Kaiba. They grinned and wiped their hands. "We have done our job!"
"That...was scary...RYOU-CHAN SAVE ME!!!!!" I clung to Bakura and peered out from behind him.
Bakura looked around the room with his pleading chocolate brown eyes.
((Jen- What a freak Megan...What a freak...
Fay- ITS FAY NOT MEGAN! I HAVE NO IDEA WHO YOU ARE TALKING TO!
Jen- *rolls her eyes* Whatever...*hits Megan wif her squeegie*
Fay- OWWW!
Jen- HA! YOU ARE MEGAN!!!!
Fay- *death glare*
Jen- ^^; *huggles Yami Baku-Chan* Jyu: ::stares at both:: ))
"Okay, ON WITH THE TRUTH OR DARE GAME!!!" Jyu said grinning.
I grinned too and rubbed my hands together, "I GO FIRST!"
"NO!!! ME FIRST!!!" Jen yelled.
"NO! I'M OLDER THAN YOU! I HAVE THE RIGHT TO BE FIRST!"
"By like what four months..." Jen mumbled angrily.
"Okay...Let's get started..." I rubbed my hands together and grinned widely.
"NO! CUDDLE BUNNY WILL GO FIRST!!!!!" Yami Bakura snapped.
"NO! NEVER I WILL NOT FALL TO THE SMARTER ONE!!! BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!"
Everyone in the room slowly inched away from me. "What? Was it something I said?" I asked innocently.
"I'll settle this...I'll randomly pick someone to start!!" Jyu closed her eyes and randomly pointed to her left. She pointed at Rex.
"RYUSAKI STARTS!" She grinned.
"Why me? First hide and go seek...now this?" He complained.
"Either you start or we stand here forever listening to them!" Jyu pointed at Jen, Yami Bakura, and me.
"What is so wrong with listening to me?" Jen asked fluttering her eyelashes.
"Everything!" I shouted.
"Why you little..." she clenched her fists.
"STOP MAKING FUN OF MY SHORTNESS!!!!!!! SHORT PEOPLE WILL CONQUER THE WORLD ONE DAY!!!!! HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!" Jyu stared at me and then applauded.
"You know Yami Baku-Chan, she's crazier than you sometimes..." Jen said.
"Yea-HEY! That wasn't nice!"
"Oh come on you know I love you!" She kissed him giggling.
Yami Bakura blushed.
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Fay- you likies? Oh and thanks to Jen, for helping me with this chapter...and Jyu for uploading!!!
Kaiba- I'm gonna hurt you...
Fay- You say that but you never mean it! *flutters eyelashes*
Kaiba- Uhhh... -.-;;
Jen- *Giggles* the chappie ended with me kissing my Yami Baku-Chan! ^~
Jyu- WHY DIDN'T YOU PUT ME IN MORE?!
Fay- Uhmm...
Jen- BECAUSE I'M MORE SPECIALER!!!
Jyu- Not uh!
Jen- Yeah huh!
Jyu- Not uh!
Jen- Yeah huh!
Fay- *sighs* I guess we are the only normal people...
Kaiba- We?! What do you mean we?!
Fay- Wait...did I just call myself normal?! GAH!!! MUST WASH MOUTH!!!! *runs to the bathroom*
Jyu- NOT UH!
Jen- YEAH HUH!
Jyu- *glares* MAAAAAALLLLLIIIIIIIKKKKK!
Malik- huh?
Jyu- Who's more specialer?!
Jen- YAMI BAAAAAAKKKKKKKKUUUUUUU-CHAN!
Yami Bakura- What Cuddle Bunny?
Jen- *blushes* TELL THEM I'M MORE SPECIAL!!!
Jyu- *glares* I'M MORE SPECIALER!
Jen- NOT UH!
Jyu-Yeah huh!!!!!
Fay- *comes back* SHUT UP!!!!!!! I NOW HAVE A HEADACHE!!!!! SO STOP!!!!!!!!!
Jen- *sniffles and huggles Yami Bakura* She's sooooooo mean!
Yami Bakura- Uhmmm...
Jyu- *sobs and clings to Malik*
Malik- ....
Fay- Okay...Since they are now quiet... PLEASE R&R!!!!!! THANKIES! *bows*
I'm at it again!!!! This time my buddy Jen, from school, has decided to help me...so...now I must keep track of more people!! This is getting too hard...I MIGHT HAVE TO END THE STORY BECAUSE THERE ARE TOO MANY PEOPLE TO KEEP TRACK OF!!!! *sobs*
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Kaiba- Has she become serious?
Fay- Hummm? Are you talking about me? I'm never serious!!!
Kaiba- Well then your readers will be expecting a forth chapter!
Fay- YOU LIKE THIS STORY?!
Kaiba- Of course!!! I'm not in it a lot!!
Fay- Thanks for reminding me....*snickers*
Kaiba- GAH! WHAT HAVE I DONE!?
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((Okay, Maybe Yugi didn't need more help then me but hey...who cares? NOT ME!!! ^-^;;))
Well we were all back in the living room, or whatever Kaiba called it . Jyu had given up on Rex, who seemed to be scared of her and moved on to Malik. Both Yami and the real deal. Jyu and Malik broke into a fit of giggles leaving Yami Malik behind and confused but, of course, Yami Malik still had his note book...or so he thought....
"GAH!!! WHO HAS MY NOTE BOOK?!" Yami Malik screamed, and started to mutter, "My plans....all my precious plans...must find note book..."
The door bell rang. I looked up at Jyu. "I thought everyone was here?"
"Well you forget so much I wouldn't be surprised if you forgot half of the guests that were coming." Jyu told me.
"Okay..." So I got up off the couch and answered the door. There stood Pegasus, drunk and rambling on about something, that I had no idea what it was. He staggered in drunkenly and began to flirt with Mai. It was disturbing, like everything else about Pegasus.
I peered out the door and I saw none other then my best bud, Jen! I blinked a few times and rubbed my eyes to make sure I wasn't seeing things. I cleared my throat and yelled, "HEY JEN!!!!!!"
She looked at me strangely as if she didn't know me, well of course she didn't recognize me, she hadn't seen me in like forever. Jen walked in to see what was going on and spotted Yami Bakura, and literally fell to her knees and started to cry tears of joy. The whole room silenced, except for Pegasus who was too drunk to notice anything but Mai.
She ran up to Yami Bakura and yelled, "I love you Yami Baku-Chan! I'm Jennifer but you can call me Cuddle Bunny!!"
"Uhmmm..." He started when Jen aka 'Cuddle Bunny' huggled him.
"You don't have to tell me I already know how you feel about me! We were made for each other!"
"Uhmm how about we leave these two?" Tristan suggested.
"I'M DOWN WIT DAT BROTHA! BUT ME AND MAI GOTTA GO GET OUR OWN ROOM!" Pegasus said loudly.
Mai punched him and walked out of the room.
"Ooh, frisky are we?" He got up and chased after Mai.
"Well at least no one is touching me..." Kaiba said proudly.
"Awww poor Kaiba-Kun...you must feel left out!" I giggled and huggled him.
"GAH!!!!!!! MOKUBA GET MY CROWBAR!!!!!!!!"
"Why big brother? You look perfectly fine!"
"MOKUBA!!!!!! GET ME MY CROWBAR NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!!!"
"Okay big brother...!" Mokuba ran off to find a crowbar, and came back empty handed.
"WHERE IS IT?!"
"Mai is using it to keep away the scary old fart."
"......."
"I love you Kaiba!!" I squealed and huggled more.
Kaiba looked around the room with pleading eyes. Then found an escape. Jen snickered at Kaiba and continued to cling to her 'Yami Baku- Chan'.
"Bakura!!!" Kaiba yelled.
I looked up and saw Bakura walk over. "RYOU-CHAN!!!!!" I ran up to him and huggled him.
"Why should you guys have all the fun!?" Jyu pouted then remembered that Malik was here. She ran up to him and glomped him.
Joey's stomach growled. "I'm hungry..." he groaned.
Jen temporarily stopped huggling Yami Baku-Chan. She stood up quickly and smiled. "I can fix that!" She pulled a black leather wallet out of her back pocket. She closed her eyes and mumbled a few words in Quenya. ((Quenya is some form of Elvish Jen speaks.)) She reopened her eyes and opened the wallet. Smoke puffed out of it and a buffet table appeared in the middle of the room. "So, will that do to satisfy your hunger?" She grinned and then looked at Yami Baku-Chan to see what he'd do.
Joey lunged at the table drooling. Jen stepped in front of him, "HEY! I don't think so, pal!" She glanced over at the spot where Yami Bakura had been standing, he was no longer there. She blinks and cried, "Where'd my Yami Baku-Chan go?" She shoved Joey out of the way and began to search franticly throughout the house.
Joey rubbed his hands together and was about to grab one of the drumsticks. "GET AWAY FROM THE FOOD!!!!!" Jen yelled with her back turned from the table. "No one touches it UNTIL I get back. I will know if someone touches it, I hacked into Kaiba's security system...So don't try nothin'!"
"WHAT?! YOU HACKED INTO MY SECURITY SYSTEM?!"
She nodded and grinned. "All I had to do was press the little flashing red button that says 'HACKERS PRESS HERE!' It was easy!"
Kaiba's jaw dropped, "I am never ever listening to Mokuba's ideas anymore...."
Weevil snickered. "What an idiot..."
"Now...WHERE'S MY YAMI BAKU-CHAN?!" Jen raced into the dark hallway.
"So, whatcha wanna do?" Tea asked, bored.
"HELP ME FIND MY YAMI YAMI!!!" Jen's voice echoed through the house.
Yami Bakura peeked out from underneath the couch and asked, "Is the coast clear?"
I cleared my throat and yelled, "JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!!!!!!!!! I FOUND THIS PERSON THAT YOU WERE LOOKING FOR!!!!!!!!!"
Jen's eyes lit up and she grabbed me and shook me. "ARE YOU REALLY REALLY SURE?!"
"Mmmm hmm...Now stop shaking I'm getting dizzy..." She let go of me and I staggered a few steps back and pointed to the couch.
"YAMI YAMI!!!!" She squealed and pulled Yami Bakura out from underneath the couch and huggled him.
"SO! What are we going to do?" Tea asked impatiently.
"Oh, sorry Anzu.." Jyu said, "We dozed off..." She giggled and leaped off Malik's lap.
"Who's An-"
"MY GAWD! WHAT BAKAS YOU PEOPLE ARE!!!!!! YOU ARE ANZU!!!!!!!" She yelled at Tea.
Tea backed away from Jyu and bumped into Yugi. "Oh sorry Yugi.." Tea blushed.
"STOP THE FIC!!!!!!!" I yelled.
"Why?" Jyu asked.
"THIS ISN'T GONNA BE ONE OF THOSE STUPID TEA/YUGI FICS OR TEA/YAMI FICS!!!!!! I'm a Tea/Kaiba!!!!" I pushed both Tea and Kaiba in a room.
"Anzu/Kaiba?" Jyu asked. "Oooh, I've read a few good ones of those. I've seen a loooot more well-written Anzu/Yamis, though. Plus I think that's the 'official' couple."
"Well I don't care! Tea/Kaiba is cute! I am a full supporter of it!"
"Well, there are some good Anzu/Kaibas. . ."
"Where?"
"http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=801081 ."
"You talk in URLs?"
"Yes."
"You scare me."
"The only couples I support are HagaxYami and RyusakixMai," Jyu declared. "And Anzu/Jounouchi scares me. Deeply."
"Whatever!!! But this is MY fic so we're doing it MY way!"
"Touché, Fayra, touché."
"There all better...NOW BACK TO THE FICCY!"
"Ok?" Jen asked looking confused. She clung to her Yami Bakura.
He grinned and huggled her.
"Awww....how sweet!" I said.
Rebecca wrinkled her nose as if she had smelled something bad. "Can we not get into the lovey dovey stuff?"
"Why?" Jyu asked after she had glomped Malik.
Rebecca sighed and shook her head.
"HEY! How 'bout we play Truth or Dare?" I asked.
"THANK YOU!!!!!!! NOW I WON'T BE BORED!!!!!" Tea yelled relieved.
"Hey...get back in that room with Kaiba!" I said glaring.
"You can't make me..." She glared back.
"She can't but we can!" Jen and Yami Bakura said in unison shoving Tea back in the room along with Kaiba. They grinned and wiped their hands. "We have done our job!"
"That...was scary...RYOU-CHAN SAVE ME!!!!!" I clung to Bakura and peered out from behind him.
Bakura looked around the room with his pleading chocolate brown eyes.
((Jen- What a freak Megan...What a freak...
Fay- ITS FAY NOT MEGAN! I HAVE NO IDEA WHO YOU ARE TALKING TO!
Jen- *rolls her eyes* Whatever...*hits Megan wif her squeegie*
Fay- OWWW!
Jen- HA! YOU ARE MEGAN!!!!
Fay- *death glare*
Jen- ^^; *huggles Yami Baku-Chan* Jyu: ::stares at both:: ))
"Okay, ON WITH THE TRUTH OR DARE GAME!!!" Jyu said grinning.
I grinned too and rubbed my hands together, "I GO FIRST!"
"NO!!! ME FIRST!!!" Jen yelled.
"NO! I'M OLDER THAN YOU! I HAVE THE RIGHT TO BE FIRST!"
"By like what four months..." Jen mumbled angrily.
"Okay...Let's get started..." I rubbed my hands together and grinned widely.
"NO! CUDDLE BUNNY WILL GO FIRST!!!!!" Yami Bakura snapped.
"NO! NEVER I WILL NOT FALL TO THE SMARTER ONE!!! BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!"
Everyone in the room slowly inched away from me. "What? Was it something I said?" I asked innocently.
"I'll settle this...I'll randomly pick someone to start!!" Jyu closed her eyes and randomly pointed to her left. She pointed at Rex.
"RYUSAKI STARTS!" She grinned.
"Why me? First hide and go seek...now this?" He complained.
"Either you start or we stand here forever listening to them!" Jyu pointed at Jen, Yami Bakura, and me.
"What is so wrong with listening to me?" Jen asked fluttering her eyelashes.
"Everything!" I shouted.
"Why you little..." she clenched her fists.
"STOP MAKING FUN OF MY SHORTNESS!!!!!!! SHORT PEOPLE WILL CONQUER THE WORLD ONE DAY!!!!! HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!" Jyu stared at me and then applauded.
"You know Yami Baku-Chan, she's crazier than you sometimes..." Jen said.
"Yea-HEY! That wasn't nice!"
"Oh come on you know I love you!" She kissed him giggling.
Yami Bakura blushed.
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Fay- you likies? Oh and thanks to Jen, for helping me with this chapter...and Jyu for uploading!!!
Kaiba- I'm gonna hurt you...
Fay- You say that but you never mean it! *flutters eyelashes*
Kaiba- Uhhh... -.-;;
Jen- *Giggles* the chappie ended with me kissing my Yami Baku-Chan! ^~
Jyu- WHY DIDN'T YOU PUT ME IN MORE?!
Fay- Uhmm...
Jen- BECAUSE I'M MORE SPECIALER!!!
Jyu- Not uh!
Jen- Yeah huh!
Jyu- Not uh!
Jen- Yeah huh!
Fay- *sighs* I guess we are the only normal people...
Kaiba- We?! What do you mean we?!
Fay- Wait...did I just call myself normal?! GAH!!! MUST WASH MOUTH!!!! *runs to the bathroom*
Jyu- NOT UH!
Jen- YEAH HUH!
Jyu- *glares* MAAAAAALLLLLIIIIIIIKKKKK!
Malik- huh?
Jyu- Who's more specialer?!
Jen- YAMI BAAAAAAKKKKKKKKUUUUUUU-CHAN!
Yami Bakura- What Cuddle Bunny?
Jen- *blushes* TELL THEM I'M MORE SPECIAL!!!
Jyu- *glares* I'M MORE SPECIALER!
Jen- NOT UH!
Jyu-Yeah huh!!!!!
Fay- *comes back* SHUT UP!!!!!!! I NOW HAVE A HEADACHE!!!!! SO STOP!!!!!!!!!
Jen- *sniffles and huggles Yami Bakura* She's sooooooo mean!
Yami Bakura- Uhmmm...
Jyu- *sobs and clings to Malik*
Malik- ....
Fay- Okay...Since they are now quiet... PLEASE R&R!!!!!! THANKIES! *bows*