Chapter 4

Yay!!! I'm writing the fourth chappie!!! ^-^ Isn't this great? I know you all love me, no need for applause! *Jen comes in yelling BOO!!!* Get out Jen you can be in the story but not this part!!! *shoves Jen away*

Disclaimer- I do not own YGO, LOTR or Jyu, or Jen...they either own themselves or are owned by a dead guy or by some rich person...

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Kaiba- *bangs on closet door* LEMME OUT!!!!!!!

Tea- EWWWWWWW!!!!!!!! HE TOUCHED ME!!!!!!

Me- You two are staying there until you like each other!!! SO HA!

Kaiba and Tea- *grumble*

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"Okay...Let's start this game of Truth or Dare..." Yugi suggested.

"OOOOOOOOOOOOOO good idea!" I said.

"Rex starts!!" Jyu reminded us.

"Awww..." Jen and I groaned.

So we all sat down in a circle, except for Tea, Kaiba, Mai, and Pegasus.

Rex looked around. "Hmm....Yami Malik, Truth or Dare?"

He looked up from his search for his notebook and said, confused, "Dare?"

Rex grinned and telled him, "I dare you to kiss Rebecca!"

"Who?"

"Me...." Rebecca grumbled.



"Huh?" Yami Malik looked even more confused than before.

"REX!!!!!!!!!! I'M GONNA HURT YOU!!!!!" Jyu roared.

"What did I do? It's his fault he said dare!!"

Jyu glared at Rex, "REBECCA IS ONLY EIGHT!!!!!!!"

"She is? I thought she was a midget like Yugi and Fayra..."

"HEY!!!! YOU TAKE THAT BACK REX RAPTOR!!!!!!" I yelled.

"NEVER!!!!!!!!!" Rex cackled.

"TAKE IT BAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!!!!!"

Jen snickered. "Fayra, he's not lying you are a midget!"

"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! I WANT MY TUBBY!!!!"

"Too bad Fay...." Jen grinned and pulled out Tubby, a purplish/pinkish stuffed hippo, and snuggled closer to Yami Bakura.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes deep breath* OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *cough* OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *hack* OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *faints*"

Everyone got up and looked at me just laying on the ground, barely breathing.

"Should we call 9-1-1?" Yugi asked.



"Nah...Let's call 7-Eleven to get me some food!!!" Joey said clutching his stomach.

Jen rolled her eyes. "7-eleven doesn't have take out!!!"

"Why not?"

"BECAUSE THEY AREN'T FAST FOOD!!!!"

"Sure they are!"

"NO THEY AREN'T!!!!!!!" Jen grabbed her squeegie and whacked Joey in the head with it. He fell over right next to me.

"So...what should we do with them?" Mokuba asked.

"Feed them to Weevil's bugs?" Yami Bakura suggested. Jen laughed.

"Keep away from our preciousssssss!!!!" Weevil clutched his deck and began to stroke it.



"Is he Gollem?" Jyu asked.

"NO! He's Smeagol!!!" Jen yelled.

"NO!! He's Gollem!!! GOLLEM IS THE EVIL SIDE!!!!"

"But Smeagol got the ring...and Smeagol became Gollem. So really he is Smeagol!!!"

"But-" Jyu was cut off by me who had just awakened.

"SHHHHHH!!!! JEN IS ALL KNOWING!!!!"

"BUT SHE DOESN'T KNOW MY HEBREW NAME!!!!"

"That's my Cuddle Bunny!" Yami Bakura grinned, ignoring Jyu, and huggled Jen.

"Go get a room..." Yami Yugi muttered.

Jen and Yami Bakura stopped for a moment a thought. "Hmmm...Sounds like a plan!" Jen grinned and walked out of the room with Yami Bakura. ((Jyu: ::whacks Fay:: Ecchi hentai!!!!))

I blinked. It took me awhile to adjust to what had happened. "Did Jen just do what I thought she did?"

"Yup...." Bakura said. "Hard to believe huh?"

"RYOU-CHAN!!!!!!" I ran up to him and glomped him.

"ACK!!!! Help!?"

Jyu shook her head, "Nope!"

"Uhmmm are we going to finish our game of Truth or Dare?" Yugi asked.

"First I need to know who is still here..." I paused to count.

"About 13 of the guests. Four of the original guests went off with two of the uninvited people!" stated Jyu.

"Oooh...wait lemme double check..." I began to count again. "Yup 13 people, plus us which would be 15!"

"I said that..."

"No! You didn't add us!!!"

"Whatever..." She walked over and huggled Malik.

"Now we c-" I started but I was cut off by Kaiba hitting the door to the room he was in.

"LET ME OUT!!!!!!!!!!" Kaiba yelled.

"HELP MEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!" Tea yelled.

I sighed, "Fine, only if you promise not to speak up against my word. Either one of you do that and you are both put back in the room!"

"Why both?" Tea asked.

"Because I said so!"

"But that's not fair. We both-"

"Ah, ah, ah!" I waved my finger in the air. "Talking like that will get you sent back into the room, BEFORE you can leave."

They both grumbled. I turned the knob very slowly to open the door.

"OPEN THE DOOR ALREADY!!!!!" Kaiba shouted impatiently.

I slammed the door and locked it. "Sorry but you must stay in there longer!!! HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!"

They both groaned. "Now can we get back to truth or dare?" Yugi asked.

"Why are you so eager to play?" Jyu asked.

"I dunno..."

Jyu stood up, grabbed Yugi by the collar and shook him. "TELL ME WHY YOU WANT TO PLAY SO MUCH!!!!"

Yugi began to cry, so Jyu dropped him. Yugi wiped away his 'crocodile' tears ((A/N- that's what my mom calls fake tears. O.o I can't believe I just used one of her terms! GACK!)) and sat down on the floor grinning. I looked at my wrist, where a watch magically appeared and saw that it was two in the morning and yawned.

"I think we should get some sleep now..." I rubbed my eyes sleepily. Rebecca bounced up and down.

"Aww!! Whywhywhywhywhy?!! I'mnotsleepyI'mnotsleepyI'mnotsleeeepy!!!" We all stared for a moment.

"Well, I need to get my beauty sleep," declared Yami Yugi.



Everyone in the room took a few steps away from Yami Yugi. He blinked and gave us a confused look.

I shook my head and said, "Ok, this is how it's gonna go, two people per room. Jyu and I will assign your partner.

"Rebecca and Serenity," Jyu announced.

"Yugi and Mokuba!" I called out.

"Me and Jyu!"

"Bakura and Malik!"

"Yami Malik and Yami Yugi!"

"Mako and Rex!"

"Tristan and Joey!" Jyu snickered, "And lastly Weevil, by himself."

Weevil looked up, "Can't I bunk with someone?"

"No! It'd give them nightmares!!!"

Weevil glared at Jyu as she snickered. Everyone left the living room to go find a room they could stay in, Weevil just ran off sniffling to the Green House.

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"Here's our room Bakura!!! Whatcha think?" I asked Bakura as we entered a large room. The walls were painted a light blue, and the floor was wooden. There was a huge window on the far side of the room, along with a huge bed right in the center of the room.

"Where do I sleep?" Bakura asked as he dropped our suitcases.

"Hmmm...oh! There's a trundle under this bed!!!" I pulled out a rather sad looking trundle. It was very worn out and old looking.

"Uhmmm...."

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Serenity and Rebecca both found a room that they liked. It was a medium sized room with two beds. The room was a pale pink and had a fluffy white carpeting. The girls dropped their over night bags and began to jump on the overly fluffy/bouncy beds.

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Weevil sniffled as he entered the Green House alone. He dropped his back pack and pulled out his Duel Monster cards.

"Oh my dear precious bugs...how did we ever get stuck in this situation?" he said to his cards.

Of course they had no response back. He sighed and began to set up his sleeping bag.

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"Here is our room...I guess..." Malik said dully as he and Bakura entered a large room. The walls were painted a light blue, and the floor was wooden. There was a huge window on the far side of the room, along with a huge bed right in the center of the room.

"Where do I sleep?" Bakura asked as he dropped his suitcases.

"Erm...I dunno...Ooooh! Look a trundle!" Malik pulled out a rather sad looking trundle. It was very worn out and old looking.

"Uhmmm...."

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Jyu and I ran into Kaiba's room, the biggest room in the whole mansion.

"WHEE! Lookie at this room!!!" Jyu cried with joy.

"It's Kaiba's room!!!" I squealed. "BWA!!! We have the biggest room!"

"Yay I know! We have the biggest room to ourselves!!! I we get to play with his computer!!!" Jyu dropped her bags and jumped onto Kaiba's chair.

The chair was one of those ones that spin around and around, and Jyu began to spin around in the chair. After she stopped spinning she began to play with Kaiba's computer.

"HEY!!!!!!! I WANNA GO ON THE COMPUTER!!!!" I yelled attempting to push Jyu out of the chair.

"OWW!" She yelled in my ear as she landed on the floor with a big 'thud'.

"Heh heh..."

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Yami Malik and Yugi walked into a dark room, with many types of medieval weapons displayed on the walls around them. Yami Yugi uneasily placed down his bags and sat down on a rather hard and uncomfortable bed.

"So...." Yami Yugi started.

"SILENCE!!! Must plan...death...." Yami Malik cackled.

Yami Yugi decided he was going to sleep with a sword in his hand that night. It seemed that Yami Malik had plans for him...

"Uhmmm Yami Malik...What are you going to do with that...." Yami Yugi asked, quivering.

Yami Malik held up a knife, a butter knife and began to cut slices from a cake, and handed Yami Yugi a piece.

"Uhmmm thanks?"

Yami Malik cackled and cut more cake slices.

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Tristan and Joey entered their walked carefully. They had heard rumors that Kaiba's mansion had booby traps everywhere. This room wasn't booby trapped at all! It was a small room, very plain looking two beds, and a large refrigerator. But to Joey's dismay, it was full of health food.

"NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! HOW COULD KAIBA TORMENT ME LIKE THIS?! WHY?! WHHHHHYYYYYY!?" Joey's scream echoed throughout the mansion.

"Joey calm down, take deep breaths, in and out. Inhale deeply then exhale deeply...." Tristan tried to calm Joey.

"HOW CAN I CALM DOWN?! THIS ROOM HAS NOTHING BUT HEALTH FOOD!!!!!! IT'S TORTURE!!!!!!!!"

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"Here's our room..." Rex said as he opened a large black door.

Mako yawned and entered the room. It had one large bed in the middle and was plain like Joey and Tristan's room.

"There is no way I am sharing a bed with you OR sleeping on the floor..." Mako said.

"NO! I am not sleeping on the floor OR sleeping with you((Jyu: O.O)). . . I GET THE BED!!!"

"NO!!! I GET THE BED!!!!!"

"I DO!!!!!!"

They glared at each other and continued to fight. "YOU'RE GETTING THE FLOOR BUDDY!!!"

"NO WAY!!!!! YOU ARE!!!!!!" Rex yelled, turning red from all the screaming.

"I'LL DUEL YOU FOR THE BED THEN!!!!!!!" challenged Mako.

"FINE YOU'RE ON!!!!!!"

They pulled out their Duel Monster decks and set up the game. Neither of them had no coin, so fighting broke out again.

"I'm going first!!!" Rex told Mako.

"Uh uh...I'm going first..." Mako argued back.

"NO! I'M GOING FIRST!!!!!"

"NO ME!!!!!"

That's how it was for about an hour. Then they both fell asleep on the floor.

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Mokuba lead Yugi to a large room that was brightly colored and full of toys, it was his room obviously. Yugi squealed with joy and began to play with the Matchbox cars. Mokuba yawned and lay down on his bed, quickly falling asleep.

"Vvvvrrooooommm....vrrroooommmm!" Yugi said as he played with the cars.

Mokuba woke up to the sound of Yugi's 'vrooming' and glared at him.

"I need to sleep you know!! I'm a growing boy!!!"

"Well I need to play with cars...I'm a shrinking boy!!!"

"Go to sleep Yugi!!!!"

"NEVER!!!!!!! Muw ha ha ha ha....."

Mokuba hit Yugi on the head with a plastic golf club. Yugi grabbed a plastic baseball bat and began to hit Mokuba back. Soon war broke out between Mokuba and Yugi.

"DIE!!!!" Yugi yelled as he whacked Mokuba.

Mokuba sniffled and was about ready to cry. His eyes slowly filled up with tears, then he started to scream. Yugi held his ears and screamed at the top of his lungs, "FINE YOU WIN I'LL GO TO SLEEP!!!!!!!!"

Mokuba stopped and grinned. Yugi glared at him and grabbed and pillow and went to sleep on the floor. Mokuba happily feel asleep in his bed.

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That's the end of Chappie 4! You like? Yay!!! I have fans...I think...*shrugs* anyways... PLEASE REVEIW!!!! I love getting reviews...and right now....I don't get many.. *sniffle*

Kaiba- Stop being a big baby!

Fay- I'M NOT A BABY!!!!!

Kaiba- Fine then stop crying like one...!

Fay- *eye twitches* I wasn't crying I WAS SNIFFLING!!!!!!

Kaiba- Right...

Fay- *glares at Kaiba*

********Jyu's Stupid Section About the Stupid Things Fayra's Done!********

Fay: Whadda mouthful.

Jyu: Well, last chapter Fay had a rare stroke of genius and didn't do anything worth mentioning.

Fay: Rare? HEY!

Jyu: This chapter the only thing she really did was write half of it in past tense and half in present, which was really annoying. . . .

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