On her majesty's secret service

By Cass and Jess

Disclaimer: Umm.dammit.we don't own DBZ. Nor do we own the names of the James Bond movies. *cries *



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Oh yeah Mind Entries are like diary entries but recorded in the mind.





Mind Entry #1





Thoughts. Thoughts raced through my mind. Being princess of Earth was such an annoyance. Over protective parents, they won't ever let me go raving!

"As Princess of Earth, you cannot be seen in a lower class dance club like Secrets!" As my mother once told me. They don't understand how much fun it is. Once I snuck out with my boyfriend Vegeta, a foreign prince. He was here on a peace treaty meeting with his father. I can't believe we actually found time to go out. For a bad boy, he wasn't that terrible of a dancer. Her was passionate, and smooth, a regular playboy. Anyway, back to the thoughts.

At times I wish I could be just run away, to escape the pressures and prison of my everyday life. I feel like I have no freedom. I just want to be normal like everybody else. OK, not everybody is "normal" but everybody is trapped in a "prison" either.

In fact I might escape. There has to be a way.



Chapter 1 ??License to Kill





"Princess Cassandra, time to wake up!" My best friend and lady in waiting Jessie cried. She threw a pillow at me.



"I'm up, I'm up, I swear I'm up!" I yelled back, shooting straight up in my bed. I threw the curtain to my bed open and stumbled ungracefully to my feet.



"You're supposed to be a princess. Princesses are graceful. Where's your grace?" She mocked.



"Ya know what?" She cocked an eyebrow at me. "Die!" I hissed, tossing a pillow back at her. She smacked me in the face with it.

"That's not very princess like!" She chanted. "Is that an order?"

"What would you know? You're not a princess!"

"I know and I'm glad. I can go raving!" Right then and there, was a "royal" pillow fight; feathers flew everywhere. After a while the disturbance caught my father's attention. He cleared his throat, and out of fright we threw a pillow at him.

"Cassandra, Jessica, what in Kami's name are you doing?" We gulped. I just realized how stupid we must have looked. Here we are, two 16 year olds of the royal bloodline covered in feathers, hair all a mess.

"Getting ready for breakfast." I squeaked. He just shook his head, laughing to himself. "I can't believe you left the door open JessJess!"

"I didn't! He opened it! I swear CassCass!" She sighed. "Whatever!"

"Yeah, yeah, sure."

"Come on lets get ready for break.I mean brunch." She got up and left the room, shooting evil glares to the other ladies in waiting who dared chuckle. Jess was my father's mistress' daughter, so technically you can call her my stepsister. We are the same age, but she has an older brother whom I hate. He always seems to have this dopey look in his eyes. It is creepy; he follows me around the castle so I try to keep Jess with me at all times. She is pretty much my bodyguard, my knight in shining armor, but not. (Wait no...that's Vegeta's place).

I got dressed quickly, removed the feathers from my brown hair. Damn Jess and her sarcastic comments. I put my hair up in a new bun, like a proper unmarried maiden should do. I envy Jess. She seems to always bend the rules, letting her light brown hair flow beyond her shoulders. She enjoyed such freedoms. Damn her, and damn the ass that made her.

"Cass, are you OK?" Jessica peered in my room. She had her hair half up and half down and was wearing a beautiful red dress. She looked so much like her mother, so stunning. I feel so ugly around her. I sighed to myself and walked over to her.

"I'm fine Lady Jessica, I was just in deep thought." She smiled and started down the hallway.

"Hurry up, the king has news to tell us."

The huge table was filled with whispers and excited faces. I heard a rumor that my father was going to name the man whom I would be married. Oh Kami, I hope it isn't Jess' brother. Promethious is such a fag. I pictured Vegeta's face in my mind and I forced a smile upon my lips. I had a bad feeling about all of this. 17, Jess' "boyfriend," made a grand entrance, as usual. Honestly! I have no clue what she sees in him! He blew a quick kiss to her and sat down across the table. As he sat he had a grim expression came about his face. Next to arrive was Vegeta. He looked so angry, or was it hurt? It's strange because he never shows emotion, which frustrated me at first. It also surprised me, he never told me he was coming today. Maybe my father will marry me to him, if that's so why does he look so hurt? He took a seat down at the other end of the table by his father. As the guests all were seated my father stood up and everybody went quiet.

"Ladies and gentlemen, I know you all have heard rumors of what was coming today. I would like to announce that a joint wedding has been arranged. My daughter and her main lady in waiting, who is also my stepdaughter are engaged." Jess and I exchanged glances. She looked at 17 with a twinkle in her eye but he wouldn't meet her gaze. Excitement raced through my mind. "The King of Planet Vegeta has agreed to let his youngest son, Vegeta marry my mistress' daughter, Jessica." The whole room gasped. She looked over to me like she was going to cry and puke at the same time. I knew she would never purposely steal my man. I turned my eyes to 17; he too looked as if he would burst into tears. My father continued his death sentence in Jess and my minds. "My only daughter, Cassandra shall be wedded to Prince 17 of the Earth Moon, Lunar." I couldn't hold it in. I started to cry. I practically jumped out of my chair, wanting to run to Vegeta. I caught myself and sent him a look of horror. Jess arose right after I did.

"I hope you're satisfied. For once in my damn life I wish the royal family would take in consideration of what they do to their children!" I screamed. My father looked outraged but being the rude teenagers we are, Jess and I left the dining hall. I heard my father apologize on my behalf. I wasn't sorry! I hated him! I hated them all!