On her majesty's secret service
By Cass and Jess
Disclaimer: Umm.dammit.we don't own DBZ. Nor do we own the names of the James Bond movies. *cries *
'.' ? thoughts
Oh yeah Mind Entries are like diary entries but recorded in the mind.
Mind Entry #2
OK. I'm somewhere past pissed, Damn fag king. I don't want to marry Vegeta! I want my 17! Doesn't he see the way Cass looks at Vegeta? He is breaking his own daughter's heart! The king's gonna pay! Ill think of something. after all, I'm the brain of this operation! Cass is the looks! She could pass as a Saiyan if she wanted to; all her nice dark brown hair! I'm cursed with my light colored hair! Oh well. wait! I got it! I'm the best! I gotta go tell Cass!
Chapter 2 ??Tomorrow Never Dies
I burst in Cassie's room and found her crying on the bed. My Aries attitude took over and I regained my composure. "Quit your bellyaching and listen to me Cass!" I yelled. 'Damn. I got the Saiyan attitude.' She looked up at me and mumbled something that sounded like "go away bitch." I took it as a compliment and continued with my master plan. "You want to marry Vegeta, right?"
"Duh bitch. That's why I'm crying," she answered unenthusiastically.
I ignored that comment and continued. "Well, Then let's go to Planet Vegeta!" Cass gave me a "you're-dumber-than-hell-but-I'm-too-pissed-to- care" look and I explained. "There's plenty of ships that go to Planet Vegeta and he's going to have to go back eventually, with or without me." She looked like she was considering it for a moment and then went back to her mournful self.
"Jess, you know that won't work. It's kinda hard to conceal the princess and her lady in waiting. Everybody probably knows that we're going to try and escape and knowing my father, he probably has extra guards out." She sighed. "It's no use. We're screwed."
My expression fell. She had a point. But I won't let my master plan, my baby, fail. "True but if we go on one of those midnight flights and charm a few guards." I let it fall and did an impression of my friend. "Hey there big boy. How about me and you go out sometime?"
Although she tried not to laugh, Cass found a rude remark. "But princess?!? You're getting married!"
I still I wouldn't give up. "Ah screw you then! Just punch him!"
"But then I'll break a nail!" She held up her hand and gazed at her perfect nails. "Look at them! They're perfect!"
Damn her. Stupid beauty queen. "Fine! I'll punch the guy. Geesh...lets just do it!"
"OK. Let me get my make-up!" She joked.
"But try not the look so princessy! We don't want to draw too much attention to ourselves." I said.
"So you want me to put on my dirty stained cloak, and put up my hair in a complete mess like you do everyday?" She had the nerve to say.
"I don't put my hair up remember?" I replied.
"Then make it a complete mess?"
"You know what? Die bitch."
"You know, sometimes you get on my nerves Jess. Maybe I should fire you." She glanced over at the clock; which read 11:15PM and sighed. She went to her closet and grabbed a cloak.
"If you did that before I wouldn't be marrying Vegeta, would I"? I replied half-sarcastically, half meaning it.
"But you know, Jess, I would never fire you. It's hard to get rid of your best friend." She said seriously.
"Stop paying me and Ill disappear."
"Oh my Kami Jess! I don't pay you! Stop making stupid remarks and get ready!"
"Let's wear out cat eats so they'll think we're ambassadors for the cat people!" I exclaimed.
"I have all the make-up so we can have all the whiskers and everything!" She said in a valley girl voice.
"You're too creative."
"Wait...they hate Earth!"
"Shut the hell up and stop thinking!"
I have to hand it to Cass. She sure did make us look like the cat people; in only a half hour too. We "packed" and were ready to head out. We tripped over our fake tails and tumbled out of Cassie's room, drawing the attention of the guards. "Hey what was that?"
"At least we landed on our feet." Cass whispered trying to find the "bright" side. Like there was one. Idiot.
"Quick run!" I whispered. "And remember grace!"
"Shut up! I'm gonna kill you, I swear!"
We ran, well...actually we walked quickly, a power-walk (we found running didn't work so well...tails remember?) down the halls towards the hanger where all the ships were kept. We miraculously managed to lose the guards. "Damn you dad hires dumb guys for guards." I stated the obvious once again.
"But then again, he hired you." Her smart-ass comments are gonna get her killed one day. Or at least bitch slapped.
"But that's because my mom's his mistress."
"But you were my lady in waiting before your mom was my dad's mistress." She said discreetly as we boarded the ship.
"Shut the fuck up!"
We looked around the ship. Cassie stopped her gaze on a sign. She mumbled, "Uh oh."
"What?" I asked. Although there were a lot of big metal things with a lot of buttons, I saw nothing unusual.
"Do you think all this science-type stuff would be going to Planet Vegeta? Look at the sign."
"Good point. I looked at the sign she was pointing at. It said "Test Experiment 007" "Oh shit!"
By Cass and Jess
Disclaimer: Umm.dammit.we don't own DBZ. Nor do we own the names of the James Bond movies. *cries *
'.' ? thoughts
Oh yeah Mind Entries are like diary entries but recorded in the mind.
Mind Entry #2
OK. I'm somewhere past pissed, Damn fag king. I don't want to marry Vegeta! I want my 17! Doesn't he see the way Cass looks at Vegeta? He is breaking his own daughter's heart! The king's gonna pay! Ill think of something. after all, I'm the brain of this operation! Cass is the looks! She could pass as a Saiyan if she wanted to; all her nice dark brown hair! I'm cursed with my light colored hair! Oh well. wait! I got it! I'm the best! I gotta go tell Cass!
Chapter 2 ??Tomorrow Never Dies
I burst in Cassie's room and found her crying on the bed. My Aries attitude took over and I regained my composure. "Quit your bellyaching and listen to me Cass!" I yelled. 'Damn. I got the Saiyan attitude.' She looked up at me and mumbled something that sounded like "go away bitch." I took it as a compliment and continued with my master plan. "You want to marry Vegeta, right?"
"Duh bitch. That's why I'm crying," she answered unenthusiastically.
I ignored that comment and continued. "Well, Then let's go to Planet Vegeta!" Cass gave me a "you're-dumber-than-hell-but-I'm-too-pissed-to- care" look and I explained. "There's plenty of ships that go to Planet Vegeta and he's going to have to go back eventually, with or without me." She looked like she was considering it for a moment and then went back to her mournful self.
"Jess, you know that won't work. It's kinda hard to conceal the princess and her lady in waiting. Everybody probably knows that we're going to try and escape and knowing my father, he probably has extra guards out." She sighed. "It's no use. We're screwed."
My expression fell. She had a point. But I won't let my master plan, my baby, fail. "True but if we go on one of those midnight flights and charm a few guards." I let it fall and did an impression of my friend. "Hey there big boy. How about me and you go out sometime?"
Although she tried not to laugh, Cass found a rude remark. "But princess?!? You're getting married!"
I still I wouldn't give up. "Ah screw you then! Just punch him!"
"But then I'll break a nail!" She held up her hand and gazed at her perfect nails. "Look at them! They're perfect!"
Damn her. Stupid beauty queen. "Fine! I'll punch the guy. Geesh...lets just do it!"
"OK. Let me get my make-up!" She joked.
"But try not the look so princessy! We don't want to draw too much attention to ourselves." I said.
"So you want me to put on my dirty stained cloak, and put up my hair in a complete mess like you do everyday?" She had the nerve to say.
"I don't put my hair up remember?" I replied.
"Then make it a complete mess?"
"You know what? Die bitch."
"You know, sometimes you get on my nerves Jess. Maybe I should fire you." She glanced over at the clock; which read 11:15PM and sighed. She went to her closet and grabbed a cloak.
"If you did that before I wouldn't be marrying Vegeta, would I"? I replied half-sarcastically, half meaning it.
"But you know, Jess, I would never fire you. It's hard to get rid of your best friend." She said seriously.
"Stop paying me and Ill disappear."
"Oh my Kami Jess! I don't pay you! Stop making stupid remarks and get ready!"
"Let's wear out cat eats so they'll think we're ambassadors for the cat people!" I exclaimed.
"I have all the make-up so we can have all the whiskers and everything!" She said in a valley girl voice.
"You're too creative."
"Wait...they hate Earth!"
"Shut the hell up and stop thinking!"
I have to hand it to Cass. She sure did make us look like the cat people; in only a half hour too. We "packed" and were ready to head out. We tripped over our fake tails and tumbled out of Cassie's room, drawing the attention of the guards. "Hey what was that?"
"At least we landed on our feet." Cass whispered trying to find the "bright" side. Like there was one. Idiot.
"Quick run!" I whispered. "And remember grace!"
"Shut up! I'm gonna kill you, I swear!"
We ran, well...actually we walked quickly, a power-walk (we found running didn't work so well...tails remember?) down the halls towards the hanger where all the ships were kept. We miraculously managed to lose the guards. "Damn you dad hires dumb guys for guards." I stated the obvious once again.
"But then again, he hired you." Her smart-ass comments are gonna get her killed one day. Or at least bitch slapped.
"But that's because my mom's his mistress."
"But you were my lady in waiting before your mom was my dad's mistress." She said discreetly as we boarded the ship.
"Shut the fuck up!"
We looked around the ship. Cassie stopped her gaze on a sign. She mumbled, "Uh oh."
"What?" I asked. Although there were a lot of big metal things with a lot of buttons, I saw nothing unusual.
"Do you think all this science-type stuff would be going to Planet Vegeta? Look at the sign."
"Good point. I looked at the sign she was pointing at. It said "Test Experiment 007" "Oh shit!"