On her majesty's secret service

By cass and jess



Disclaimer: Umm.dammit.we don't own DBZ. Nor do we own the names of the James Bond movies. *cries *

'.' -- thoughts



Oh yeah Mind Entries are like diary entries but recorded in the mind.

Mind Entry #3



We warped through space quickly. I was scared, and hungry. What was going to

happen to us? Were we going to die? I played through the recent events in my mind over and over again. How could my father do such a thing? He even knew I liked Vegeta! Why else would I risk my neck for him! It made me cry.



Jess sleeps through anything, she always looks so peaceful, and nothing ever bothers her. I wish she were the Princess, not me. I wish I were normal.



Oh no...the computer in beeping again. "Destination: Alternative Life" What the fuck! What kind of experiment in this?



Chapter 3: A View to Kill



I decided to wake Jessica up to see if she happen to bring any food. I hope she did, I mean she is the brains of this operation! What kind of leader would let us starve?



"What the hell do you want moron?" she said sleepily.



"Did you bring any food, hoe?" I asked.



"Yeah bitch, but you can't have any!" She laughed. I figured when she tossed me a candy bar that she was kidding. I looked down at the "candy bar" and realized that it was one of those gross power bar things.



"Ewww! Jess, where'd you get this?"



"Off one of the gay guards we mugged!"



"Oh my Kami.We should kill him. Any human who eats these freely deserves to die!" The mainframe of the ship started to beep louder and quicker. We ran over to see if it told us what it was doing. The main screen flashed. "Destination: Complete, Please Take Seats"



"Shit!" I yelled as I buckled my seat belt.



"What?"



"I guess we are in another dimension!" I panicked and my skin went white.



"Don't be silly Cass! Why would the Earth government spend money on trying to reach a different dimension?"



"I don't frickin' know!"



"Clam down and relax. Look, it seems like we are nearing Earth."



'But is it the Earth we know?' I thought to myself.



"Why would Earth launch a ship to fly away from Earth and then back?" I questioned.



"Didn't I tell you to stop thinking?"



"Ya know what! I hate you! I yelled.



"Well, I told if ya stop paying me I'd leave!"



"I'm not paying you cunt!"



"That's it! No more food!" The ship hit a rough spot and the lights went out. I screamed and unbuckled myself by accident. Just as my luck the ship flipped as my seat belt was no longer holding me in place. I fell forward and hit my head hard on something in front of me. That's the last thing I remember before being knocked out.