On her majesty's secret service
By cass and jess
Disclaimer: Umm.dammit.we don't own DBZ. Nor do we own the names of the James Bond movies. *cries *
'.' -- thoughts
Oh yeah Mind Entries are like diary entries but recorded in the mind.
Mind Entry #4
The stupid power must have been out for like a half hour or more. Crazy scientists, why didn't they make it better on an off chance that some dumb stow-a-ways decided to ride on an experiment? Why? Oh well. I guess Cass was knocked out. The idiot must have unbuckled herself. Whatever possessed her to do that is beyond me. OK, so we're on a freakin' science experiment ship, have no clue where we're going and she decides to unbuckle herself? Oh well. Like I said: "I'm the brains." The power is back on now. Wahoo! I think we landed! We haven't really moved in a while. I'm gonna "unbuckle" myself (Hope I don't get knocked out) then I'm gonna wake the idiot up.
Chapter 4: From Russia With Love
"Hey dumbass! Wake up! We landed I think!" I yelled at my "partner" in crime.
"Uhhh. lemme sleep some more mommy." Like I said, the lights are on but no one's home.
"I'm not your mom, idiot! And we better get out so we can figure out what's going on!"
"I told you! We're in another dimension! That's what's going on," She said in her "I-know-more-than-you" voice.
I noticed some people we're peering through the windows and that the beeping stopped. I walked towards the windows and started screaming. "Hey jackasses! Either let us out or go away!
Some people moved away. Good fear me little ones. One of the men in front said, "Hey! Are you guys from Russia!"
"He looks kinda like Kakarott." I said.
"Kakarott, Smackarott! Let's go best him up!" She smiled, and then yelled, "No you idiot! We're from Cuba!"
"But you might break a nail," I sneered.
"Shut the fuck up.
It took us a while to find the door again; it was open the first time. We decided to get rid of our cat ears, tails, and makeup; we also got rid of the dirty cloaks. They just looked nasty. We had quite the crowd and they wouldn't go away no matter what we taunted them. I think they thought we were stripping. We opened the door after several tries and stepped out into the "new" World.
The group of people backed up once we got out. Cass whispered to me, "Should we introduce ourselves properly or make up names?"
"I don't know. If we say you're the Princess of Earth they might look at us weird or arrest us. Let's introduces ourselves without the titles." I whispered back.
"Hail Earthlings." She said while holding her hands up to form the peace sign.
Somebody yelled out "Kill 'em both!" The guy who looked like Kakarott said, "No you guys. Lets try and be friends. They could be good people."
Cass couldn't control her laughter. She was on the ground. I managed to get "that's" and "Kakarott" out of the insane chuckling. "Please excuse my friend. It's just that you look and sound a lot like one of our friends," I apologized. I pulled Cass onto her feet and she dusted herself off, still laughing like a psycho.
"Knock them both out and take them to the castle for questioning." A voice from behind the crowd said. Kami, that sounds a lot like my "fiancée." Ouch.
By cass and jess
Disclaimer: Umm.dammit.we don't own DBZ. Nor do we own the names of the James Bond movies. *cries *
'.' -- thoughts
Oh yeah Mind Entries are like diary entries but recorded in the mind.
Mind Entry #4
The stupid power must have been out for like a half hour or more. Crazy scientists, why didn't they make it better on an off chance that some dumb stow-a-ways decided to ride on an experiment? Why? Oh well. I guess Cass was knocked out. The idiot must have unbuckled herself. Whatever possessed her to do that is beyond me. OK, so we're on a freakin' science experiment ship, have no clue where we're going and she decides to unbuckle herself? Oh well. Like I said: "I'm the brains." The power is back on now. Wahoo! I think we landed! We haven't really moved in a while. I'm gonna "unbuckle" myself (Hope I don't get knocked out) then I'm gonna wake the idiot up.
Chapter 4: From Russia With Love
"Hey dumbass! Wake up! We landed I think!" I yelled at my "partner" in crime.
"Uhhh. lemme sleep some more mommy." Like I said, the lights are on but no one's home.
"I'm not your mom, idiot! And we better get out so we can figure out what's going on!"
"I told you! We're in another dimension! That's what's going on," She said in her "I-know-more-than-you" voice.
I noticed some people we're peering through the windows and that the beeping stopped. I walked towards the windows and started screaming. "Hey jackasses! Either let us out or go away!
Some people moved away. Good fear me little ones. One of the men in front said, "Hey! Are you guys from Russia!"
"He looks kinda like Kakarott." I said.
"Kakarott, Smackarott! Let's go best him up!" She smiled, and then yelled, "No you idiot! We're from Cuba!"
"But you might break a nail," I sneered.
"Shut the fuck up.
It took us a while to find the door again; it was open the first time. We decided to get rid of our cat ears, tails, and makeup; we also got rid of the dirty cloaks. They just looked nasty. We had quite the crowd and they wouldn't go away no matter what we taunted them. I think they thought we were stripping. We opened the door after several tries and stepped out into the "new" World.
The group of people backed up once we got out. Cass whispered to me, "Should we introduce ourselves properly or make up names?"
"I don't know. If we say you're the Princess of Earth they might look at us weird or arrest us. Let's introduces ourselves without the titles." I whispered back.
"Hail Earthlings." She said while holding her hands up to form the peace sign.
Somebody yelled out "Kill 'em both!" The guy who looked like Kakarott said, "No you guys. Lets try and be friends. They could be good people."
Cass couldn't control her laughter. She was on the ground. I managed to get "that's" and "Kakarott" out of the insane chuckling. "Please excuse my friend. It's just that you look and sound a lot like one of our friends," I apologized. I pulled Cass onto her feet and she dusted herself off, still laughing like a psycho.
"Knock them both out and take them to the castle for questioning." A voice from behind the crowd said. Kami, that sounds a lot like my "fiancée." Ouch.