Song #4: I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Clause
By: Jackson 5 (I have no idea who that is)
From: Disney Holiday Jams 2 cd
Scene: Night time in the clubhouse and all the hams are sleeping. (pretend for now that they live there)
(version 1) I Saw Bijou Kissing Santa Clause
???: *whispering* Man, this Santa outfit is heavy, and this bag's heavy too. *drops presents on accident* Oops. *picks them up*
Bijou: *slowly comes from behind a corner and sees ??? In Santa costume* *whispering to herself* Now iz zee perfect time…he iz standing right under ze mistletoe *smiles and walks over to him*
???: *puts presents under tree* finally *turns around and stops when he sees Bijou*
Bijou: Bonjour Santa, or should I zay Ham taro (or Boss) *Kisses him on the lips*
Sandy: *from behind a corner* *wispering* Woah, Bijou's like, kissing Santa Clause *Pashmina gasps from behind her*
~Song starts
Sandy:
I saw Bijou kissing Santa Clause
Underneath the mistletoe last night
Pashmina:
She didn't see us creep
Down the stairs to have a drink
Sandy:
She thought that we were up in bed
From fast asleep
Pashmina:
Then I saw Bijou tickle Santa Clause
Underneath his big toes last night
Both:
Oh what a laugh it would have been
If (Boss or Hamtaro) had only seen
Bijou kissing Santa Clause last night
*Bijou giggles and French kisses Hamtaro (or Boss) this time* *Sandy and Pashmina giggle too*
Sandy:
Then I saw Bijou tickle Santa Clause
Underneath his big toes last night
Pashmina:
Oh what a laugh it would have been
If (Boss or Hamtaro) had only seen
Bijou kissing Santa Clause last night
Both:
Oh what a laugh it would have been
If (Boss or Hamtaro) had only seen
Bijou kissing Santa Clause last niiiiiggggghhht
Song ends
Bijou: *lets go of Hamtaro and smiles* Good night Santa *goes to bed*
Hamtaro (or Boss): *blushing* 'Night Bijou
Sandy: Uh-oh, come on Pashmina. Bijou's coming *they run back to bed*
Pashmina: Wait 'till we tell Boss…
Sandy: *thinking* I like, get the feeling that, that really wasn't Santa…
***** (version 2) I Saw Sandy Kissing Santa Clause
???: *whispering* Man, this Santa outfit is heavy. I wonder why Boss wouldn't be Santa *drops some presents* oops *picks them up*
Sandy: *slowly comes from behind a corner and sees ??? In a Santa costume* *whispering to herself* Now's the like, perfect time…he's standing right under the mistletoe *smiles and walks over to him*
???: *puts presents under tree* finally *turns around and stops when he sees Sandy*
Sandy: Hi Santa, or should I say, Maxwell *Kisses him on the lips*
Pashmina: *from behind a corner* *wispering* Woah, Sandy's kissing Santa Clause *Bijou gasps from behind her*
Song starts
Pashmina:
I saw Sandy kissing Santa Clause
Underneath the mistletoe last night
Bijou:
She didn't zee us creep
Down ze stairs to have a drink
Pashmina:
She thought that we were up in bed
From fast asleep
Bijou:
Zen I saw Sandy tickle Santa Clause
Underneath his big toes last night
Both:
Oh what a laugh it would have been
If Maxwell had only seen
Sandy kissing Santa Clause last night
*Sandy giggles and French kisses Maxwell this time* *Bijou and Pashmina giggle too*
Pashmina:
Then I saw Sandy tickle Santa Clause
Underneath his big toes
Bijou:
Oh vat a laugh it vould have been
If Maxwell had only zeen
Sandy kissing Santa Clause last night
Both:
Oh what a laugh it would have been
If Maxwell had only seen
Sandy kissing Santa Clause last niiiiiggggghhht
~Song ends
Sandy: *lets go of Maxwell and smiles* Like, night Santa *goes to bed*
Maxwell: *blushing* 'Night Sandy
Pashmina: Uh-oh, come on Bijou. Sandy's coming *they run back to bed*
Bijou: Vait untill ve tell Maxwell…
Pashmina: *thinking* I get the feeling that, that really wasn't Santa…
***** (version 3) I Saw Pashy Kissing Santa Clause
???: *whispering* Man, this Santa outfit is heavy. I wonder why Boss wouldn't be Santa *drops some presents* oops *picks them up*
Pashmina: *slowly comes from behind a corner and sees ??? In a Santa costume* *whispering to herself* Now's the perfect time…he's standing right under the mistletoe *smiles and walks over to him*
???: *puts presents under tree* finally *turns around and stops when he sees Pashmina*
Pashmina: Hi Santa, or should I say Panda (or Dexter/Howdy)*Kisses him on the lips*
Bijou: *from behind a corner* *wispering* Wow, Pashmina iz kissing Santa Clause *Sandy gasps from behind her*
~song starts
Bijou:
I zaw Pashy kissing Santa Clause
Underneath ze mistletoe last night
Sandy:
She didn't see us creep
Down the stairs to have a drink
Bijou:
She zought zat ve vere up in bed
From fast asleep
Sandy:
Then I saw Pashy tickle Santa Clause
Underneath his big toes last night
Both:
Oh what a laugh it would have been
If (Panda, Dexter or Howdy) had only seen
Bijou kissing Santa Clause last night
*Pashmina giggles and French kisses Panda this time* *Bijou and Sandy giggle too*
Bijou:
Zen I saw Pashy tickle Santa Clause
Underneaz his big toes last night
Sandy:
Oh what a laugh it would have been
If (Panda, Dexter or Howdy) had only seen
Pashy kissing Santa Clause last night
Both:
Oh what a laugh it would have been
If (Panda, Dexter or Howdy) had only seen
Pashy kissing Santa Clause last niiiiiggggghhht
~Song ends
Pashmina: *lets go of Panda and smiles* 'Night Santa *goes to bed*
Panda (or Dexter/Howdy): *blushing* 'Night Pashmina
Bijou: Uh-oh, come on Sandy. Pashmina iz coming *they run back to bed*
Sandy: Wait untill we tell Panda (or Dexter/Howdy)…
Bijou: *thinking* I get ze feeling zat, zat really vasn't Santa…
***
Katy-chan: Yes! I did the one song I've been dying to do! Thank God! Ok, gotta go! Bye-Q!
Next song: Santa Clause Lane by: Hilary Duff
By: Jackson 5 (I have no idea who that is)
From: Disney Holiday Jams 2 cd
Scene: Night time in the clubhouse and all the hams are sleeping. (pretend for now that they live there)
(version 1) I Saw Bijou Kissing Santa Clause
???: *whispering* Man, this Santa outfit is heavy, and this bag's heavy too. *drops presents on accident* Oops. *picks them up*
Bijou: *slowly comes from behind a corner and sees ??? In Santa costume* *whispering to herself* Now iz zee perfect time…he iz standing right under ze mistletoe *smiles and walks over to him*
???: *puts presents under tree* finally *turns around and stops when he sees Bijou*
Bijou: Bonjour Santa, or should I zay Ham taro (or Boss) *Kisses him on the lips*
Sandy: *from behind a corner* *wispering* Woah, Bijou's like, kissing Santa Clause *Pashmina gasps from behind her*
~Song starts
Sandy:
I saw Bijou kissing Santa Clause
Underneath the mistletoe last night
Pashmina:
She didn't see us creep
Down the stairs to have a drink
Sandy:
She thought that we were up in bed
From fast asleep
Pashmina:
Then I saw Bijou tickle Santa Clause
Underneath his big toes last night
Both:
Oh what a laugh it would have been
If (Boss or Hamtaro) had only seen
Bijou kissing Santa Clause last night
*Bijou giggles and French kisses Hamtaro (or Boss) this time* *Sandy and Pashmina giggle too*
Sandy:
Then I saw Bijou tickle Santa Clause
Underneath his big toes last night
Pashmina:
Oh what a laugh it would have been
If (Boss or Hamtaro) had only seen
Bijou kissing Santa Clause last night
Both:
Oh what a laugh it would have been
If (Boss or Hamtaro) had only seen
Bijou kissing Santa Clause last niiiiiggggghhht
Song ends
Bijou: *lets go of Hamtaro and smiles* Good night Santa *goes to bed*
Hamtaro (or Boss): *blushing* 'Night Bijou
Sandy: Uh-oh, come on Pashmina. Bijou's coming *they run back to bed*
Pashmina: Wait 'till we tell Boss…
Sandy: *thinking* I like, get the feeling that, that really wasn't Santa…
***** (version 2) I Saw Sandy Kissing Santa Clause
???: *whispering* Man, this Santa outfit is heavy. I wonder why Boss wouldn't be Santa *drops some presents* oops *picks them up*
Sandy: *slowly comes from behind a corner and sees ??? In a Santa costume* *whispering to herself* Now's the like, perfect time…he's standing right under the mistletoe *smiles and walks over to him*
???: *puts presents under tree* finally *turns around and stops when he sees Sandy*
Sandy: Hi Santa, or should I say, Maxwell *Kisses him on the lips*
Pashmina: *from behind a corner* *wispering* Woah, Sandy's kissing Santa Clause *Bijou gasps from behind her*
Song starts
Pashmina:
I saw Sandy kissing Santa Clause
Underneath the mistletoe last night
Bijou:
She didn't zee us creep
Down ze stairs to have a drink
Pashmina:
She thought that we were up in bed
From fast asleep
Bijou:
Zen I saw Sandy tickle Santa Clause
Underneath his big toes last night
Both:
Oh what a laugh it would have been
If Maxwell had only seen
Sandy kissing Santa Clause last night
*Sandy giggles and French kisses Maxwell this time* *Bijou and Pashmina giggle too*
Pashmina:
Then I saw Sandy tickle Santa Clause
Underneath his big toes
Bijou:
Oh vat a laugh it vould have been
If Maxwell had only zeen
Sandy kissing Santa Clause last night
Both:
Oh what a laugh it would have been
If Maxwell had only seen
Sandy kissing Santa Clause last niiiiiggggghhht
~Song ends
Sandy: *lets go of Maxwell and smiles* Like, night Santa *goes to bed*
Maxwell: *blushing* 'Night Sandy
Pashmina: Uh-oh, come on Bijou. Sandy's coming *they run back to bed*
Bijou: Vait untill ve tell Maxwell…
Pashmina: *thinking* I get the feeling that, that really wasn't Santa…
***** (version 3) I Saw Pashy Kissing Santa Clause
???: *whispering* Man, this Santa outfit is heavy. I wonder why Boss wouldn't be Santa *drops some presents* oops *picks them up*
Pashmina: *slowly comes from behind a corner and sees ??? In a Santa costume* *whispering to herself* Now's the perfect time…he's standing right under the mistletoe *smiles and walks over to him*
???: *puts presents under tree* finally *turns around and stops when he sees Pashmina*
Pashmina: Hi Santa, or should I say Panda (or Dexter/Howdy)*Kisses him on the lips*
Bijou: *from behind a corner* *wispering* Wow, Pashmina iz kissing Santa Clause *Sandy gasps from behind her*
~song starts
Bijou:
I zaw Pashy kissing Santa Clause
Underneath ze mistletoe last night
Sandy:
She didn't see us creep
Down the stairs to have a drink
Bijou:
She zought zat ve vere up in bed
From fast asleep
Sandy:
Then I saw Pashy tickle Santa Clause
Underneath his big toes last night
Both:
Oh what a laugh it would have been
If (Panda, Dexter or Howdy) had only seen
Bijou kissing Santa Clause last night
*Pashmina giggles and French kisses Panda this time* *Bijou and Sandy giggle too*
Bijou:
Zen I saw Pashy tickle Santa Clause
Underneaz his big toes last night
Sandy:
Oh what a laugh it would have been
If (Panda, Dexter or Howdy) had only seen
Pashy kissing Santa Clause last night
Both:
Oh what a laugh it would have been
If (Panda, Dexter or Howdy) had only seen
Pashy kissing Santa Clause last niiiiiggggghhht
~Song ends
Pashmina: *lets go of Panda and smiles* 'Night Santa *goes to bed*
Panda (or Dexter/Howdy): *blushing* 'Night Pashmina
Bijou: Uh-oh, come on Sandy. Pashmina iz coming *they run back to bed*
Sandy: Wait untill we tell Panda (or Dexter/Howdy)…
Bijou: *thinking* I get ze feeling zat, zat really vasn't Santa…
***
Katy-chan: Yes! I did the one song I've been dying to do! Thank God! Ok, gotta go! Bye-Q!
Next song: Santa Clause Lane by: Hilary Duff