The sequel to my buddy dgtgoten story on Yu-gi-oh, Pokemon, Batman, Golden
Sun.and the other stuff:
(On the dueling arena, Yugi, a champion duelist, has already been creamed by Isaac's blades of grass, and he is now getting beating by his dumb friend Joey. See part 1 to get the whole story.)
Yugi: I SAID OBLITERATE, EXODIA!!!!!
Exodia: Huh.? What? Hey, I already helped you beat Kaiba!! Why should I help you again?
Yugi: Because I'm human and YOU'RE JUST A STUPID PIECE OF CARDBOARD YOU LITTLE-
Exodia: AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!
Yugi: (Cowering in fear, and nervous) uh.if you're tired, you can sleep
(Finally, Gir is tired out from annoying people and faints)
Yugi: Ha! It's you're move, Joey! Go ahead and try your worst against my.OH **** I FORGOT TO LAY DOWN A MONSTER CARD!!!!!!!!
Joey: Wut was dat Yugi? Does the whimpering puppy finally have a chance to beat the greatest duelist ever?
Yugi: three, two, one.
Joey: AHHH!!!! WUT AM I SAYING??? I AIN'T NO WHIMPERING PUPPY, YO YO YO!!! WUTS WITH DAT???
Yugi: Quit being a moron and let's duel!!
Joey: Fine! Since my Gir is out, I summon.RED EYES BLACK DRAGON!!
Yugi: Hey! Look! It's Mai.
Joey (with excitement): REALLY??! WHERE?? I mean, does dat brat wanna lose another duel 'gainst me?
(Meanwhile, Yugi steals Joey's dragon card and puts it on his side in attack mode)
Joey: Ah well, hey! Where did my red eyes go? It was right here! Yugi: Uh.no it wasn't??
Joey: .Oh, okay. I summon, uh.(grabs a venus djinn and smashes it into a piece of cardboard) FLINT, CLEAVER OF STONES!!
Yugi: Look, it's Tea!
Joey: SA- WEEEEEEETTTT! WHERE??!!
(Meanwhile, Yugi snatches Joey's Flint card and puts it on his side again in attack mode.)
Joey: HEY!! WHAT THE-? Where did my cards go again??
Yugi: You're dreaming.
Joey:.....Oh, all right.
Yugi: Look, Mai is calling you.
(Panting like a dog, Joey leaps out of his seat, tongue drooling, and he runs back far away. Meanwhile (AGAIN) Yugi leans over, and this time, snatches the whole deck)
Yugi: hehehe, I HAVE TO WIN!!!
(Joey returns)
Joey: Hey! Where did my deck go??
Yugi: You lost Joey! With no cards left to draw, you must, INDEED, hand over your nine star ships to me.
Joey: You're a good duelist, Yugi. Good match.
(Five hours later, Joey is taking a relaxing walk outside)
Joey: Hey, wait a second!!! How did my deck suddenly vanish?? YUGIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(On the dueling arena, Yugi, a champion duelist, has already been creamed by Isaac's blades of grass, and he is now getting beating by his dumb friend Joey. See part 1 to get the whole story.)
Yugi: I SAID OBLITERATE, EXODIA!!!!!
Exodia: Huh.? What? Hey, I already helped you beat Kaiba!! Why should I help you again?
Yugi: Because I'm human and YOU'RE JUST A STUPID PIECE OF CARDBOARD YOU LITTLE-
Exodia: AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!
Yugi: (Cowering in fear, and nervous) uh.if you're tired, you can sleep
(Finally, Gir is tired out from annoying people and faints)
Yugi: Ha! It's you're move, Joey! Go ahead and try your worst against my.OH **** I FORGOT TO LAY DOWN A MONSTER CARD!!!!!!!!
Joey: Wut was dat Yugi? Does the whimpering puppy finally have a chance to beat the greatest duelist ever?
Yugi: three, two, one.
Joey: AHHH!!!! WUT AM I SAYING??? I AIN'T NO WHIMPERING PUPPY, YO YO YO!!! WUTS WITH DAT???
Yugi: Quit being a moron and let's duel!!
Joey: Fine! Since my Gir is out, I summon.RED EYES BLACK DRAGON!!
Yugi: Hey! Look! It's Mai.
Joey (with excitement): REALLY??! WHERE?? I mean, does dat brat wanna lose another duel 'gainst me?
(Meanwhile, Yugi steals Joey's dragon card and puts it on his side in attack mode)
Joey: Ah well, hey! Where did my red eyes go? It was right here! Yugi: Uh.no it wasn't??
Joey: .Oh, okay. I summon, uh.(grabs a venus djinn and smashes it into a piece of cardboard) FLINT, CLEAVER OF STONES!!
Yugi: Look, it's Tea!
Joey: SA- WEEEEEEETTTT! WHERE??!!
(Meanwhile, Yugi snatches Joey's Flint card and puts it on his side again in attack mode.)
Joey: HEY!! WHAT THE-? Where did my cards go again??
Yugi: You're dreaming.
Joey:.....Oh, all right.
Yugi: Look, Mai is calling you.
(Panting like a dog, Joey leaps out of his seat, tongue drooling, and he runs back far away. Meanwhile (AGAIN) Yugi leans over, and this time, snatches the whole deck)
Yugi: hehehe, I HAVE TO WIN!!!
(Joey returns)
Joey: Hey! Where did my deck go??
Yugi: You lost Joey! With no cards left to draw, you must, INDEED, hand over your nine star ships to me.
Joey: You're a good duelist, Yugi. Good match.
(Five hours later, Joey is taking a relaxing walk outside)
Joey: Hey, wait a second!!! How did my deck suddenly vanish?? YUGIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!