Chapter 3: Max will Never Learn!
"Are you sure that we shouldn't break out the psychos?" Kim asked, only half joking.
"Nah, I think they're safer in jail and so is the rest of the world," Sirus responded. "Let's just continue sight seeing."
Max grabbed one of Sirus' arms and Kim grabbed the other. "Where should we go first?" Max asked. Kim smiled happily.
"How about the bar?" Kim suggested.
"All right," Sirus. "But no getting drunk. You're dangerous enough sober."
"Party pooper." Kim looked around the town for the bar. "Uh… where is the bar, anyway?"
We saw some old, drunk hobos. "Follow the local drunks!" Sirus declared. We followed the drunks to a building that we guessed was the bar. As soon as the hobos walked into the building, they were kicked out. "Guess we're here."
Max kicked the hobos out of the way and started walking to the door. Another two guys, (a lot younger and better looking), stumbled out of the bar. They had arms on each other's shoulders and their free hands were holding beers. The one on the left was singing, badly out of tune. The one on the right tripped over his feet and crashed into the baffled Kim and Max, causing the over guy to fall down with him. Kim pushed them off of her. "Get off of us you drunk idiots!" Max ordered. Sirus was cracking up.
The two drunks sat on the ground and looked up at the girls then at each other with blank, glazed stares. "We're not idiots, pretty lady," they said to Max.
"Oh man! They're so drunk they actually think Max is pretty without her using her powers!" Sirus exclaimed in between fits of laughter.
"You're so mean, Sirus! I hate you!" Max yelled.
"We won't be mean to you, we promise," one of the drunks said. He attempted to cross his heart but ended up just confusing himself. Sirus erupted into laughter again.
"Wow, Max. You really are popular with the drunks, aren't you?" Kim asked. Max glared at her.
"You're purty too, red-haired lady," the other drunk said with a crooked smile that showed serious signs of intoxication.
"You're the queens of the bar. Be proud ladies," Sirus taunted. Kim and Max tackled him. "Ok, ok! I'm sorry."
"You better be," Kim threatened, kicking him one last time. "Let's get out of this dump."
"Pretty ladies strong," one of the drunks noted.
"Yea so don't mess with us," Kim replied.
Max took a second look at the two guys. "Talk to us when you're sober, OK?" She told them, winking. Kim sent he "the" look. "What? They were kind of hot!"
Kim just shook her head. "You'll never learn."
Sirus rubbed her head, meshing up her hair. "Neither will you," he said, smirking. Kim glared at him and then smirked and evil smirk. "Oh no… I don't like that look! Max please help me!"
"You're on your own, Sirus. There's nothing you could offer me that would make me want to face the wrath of Kim," Max responded.
"How 'bout the best night of your life?" Sirus joked, winking at her.
"I wouldn't get that from you," Max retorted, smiling. She pushed Sirus sideway and he fell, making the others laugh. "We should get back to the palace. Who knows what havoc Jess and Cass could be causing."
"Oh, do we have to?" Kim asked in a little kid voice.
"We don't have to let them out, but we should at least check on them." Sirus answered.
"Fine."
When they got back to the palace, they were told not-so-kindly that they weren't welcome. Kim used her powers of trickery to get them in. Max seduced a random guy and got her to show them to the dungeon. 'I swear she could get a gay guy to go straight,' Kim thought as the lovesick guy hit on Max and was turned down. He left reluctantly. They found that the cells in the dungeon were empty. There was no sign of Jess and Cass. "Oh shit…" Kim whispered slowly as she pointed to a wall.
"What?" Sirus and Max asked simultaneously.
"Look," She responded. On the other end of the room, two guards were tied up and gagged… in their underwear. The guards were obviously knocked out.
"We're doomed!" Sirus wailed. "Who knows where they are now!"
"Or what they're doing! We have to find them and fast!" Kim added.
"I pity the fools who run into them before we find them…" Max said quietly, "Those poor unfortunate souls." (A/N (mini): Omg Omg Omg! Do you guys remember that song from Little Mermaid? When Jess read it to me, I started to sing, it was mad funny :P I'll shut up now)
