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Hermione sat in the common room, being comforted by the Weasley twins, when Neville arrived.
"ummm, I guess we'll leave now" Fred said leaving
"Okay" Neville said
"Now we can be alone, Neville darling.it's hard to be 'plastic' (to pretend to be someone else to someone, well I think that's what it means) to plenty people." Hermione said
Before Neville had a chance to speak, the cute Oliver Wood came.
"Hermione, I need to tell you something." he said
"Oh Oliver, darling! You don't need to tell me that you're attracted to moi too! I already know! Now come here and kiss me!" Hermione said
"Hermione Granger!" Professor McGonagall yelled as she stepped into the common room. "You've been brewing love potions again, haven't you? I thought you had better sense than that!"
"I-I" Hermione began to cry "I didn't, I'm a heart throb!"
"Granger, lying to a teacher means detention!" Prof. McGonagall said
"I really didn't" Hermione said in between sobs
"If you didn't, how come half the guys in this school are waiting outside the portrait hole.how did you do it?" Prof. McGonagall added
"I think Ron did it to me.for revenge! I dumped him!" was Hermione's only reply
In the meantime.
Ron and Parvati were outside, adoring the sky.
"Ron, did you hear? Hermione is a heart throb!" Parvati said
"I don't blame her." said a voice from behind
"Draco!" Ron and Parvati said in unison while turning around
"Amazing Weasley, you remembered that I have a first name.so anyways back to Hermione.I put a very strong love potion on her. HA HA HA, HA HA HA HA (say it like how Mandark says it)
"I couldn't care less about her" Ron lied
"Yeah right!" Draco said "I gave Parvati a love potion so that she will fall in live with you.and you'll leave my Hermione alone!"
"What!?!" Ron exclaimed
"Yes, I like Hermione" Draco confessed
"Y-you d-do?" a voice from behind stuttered
It was Professor Quirrel (spell)
"What are you doing here?" the three said in unison "I thought you were dead?"
" I'm the g-ghost of Qui-Quirrel. I'm here cause I want to k-kill S- snape."
"Then what's the connection with Hermione?" Draco said "I need to protect my angel" he added
The ghost scratched his head "ummm..errrr."
"Nothing!" it finally said "Have your Hermione for yourself, Go for it! It's like having a Cornetto."
"Prof. why don't you tell them the truth" Hermione said arriving
"K, fine! Hermione and I are secretly engaged!" it said (he's not stuttering so can you please just add the stutters.thanks)
Ron said "Say what?!"
"We were lovers ever since, but life for me has been hard, ever since I died, my parents made another baby and they called her Hermione Jr. She's a no good, goody goody twinkle toes.I must get revenge for she's ruining my reputation.especially because she is my sister with the same name only with a Jr.!" Hermione Sr. said madly and was holding Quirrels hand and totally ignoring the three (haba no? In other words-long, wasn't it?) "Fine, Draco, go ahead" Hermione Sr. added "Go date my sister." she pinched his cheek and said "I always thought you were cute, if you quit using gel"
"Wow! Thanks Hermione senior!" Draco said gratefully .
Hermione Sr. was standing at the edge of the tower , so when Draco ran to hug her, forgetting that she was a ghost, he lunged past her and lost his balance and fell out the tower. (He's dead!) :) and then Hermione Sr. and Draco married ech other since they were both ghosts.
Now lets go back to Hermione Jr., who by the way is the real Hermione (as in the smart one). Prof. Quirrel, by the way, vanished since Snape did the disappearing spell thing on him.
Hermione Jr. (the smart one) was practicing her lines. "Romeo, Oh Romeo, come art thou.err.what's next?" she asked
Half of the guys in the common room answered her. She was somewhat enjoying this.
'I'm prettier than Cho Chang, Parvati, and many more. Ha!' she thought
"That's what you think" Parvati said reading her mind, and who was by the way secretly observing Hermione Jr. "Furnuculus!" she said and cursed Hermione's nose off!
"Pimplus!" Hermione shouted (I just made that spell up) and Parvati's was instantly all pimply
"Hey, she's not suppose to know I'm here, I'm SECRETLY observing her!" Parvati said (sorry tagal niyo kasi e, those were some tagalong words meant for my friends)
All the guys in the common room stared at Parvati, then.
"Get her! She hurt Hermo-ninny!" Viktor Krumm appeared with his broomstick and he hit the wall
Everyone laughed at Krumm.
"Wha-what happund?" he said "I wanna be smart, coz I'm dumb"
"But Vicky dear!" Hermione said "You're a hero to me. Join my fan club.but wait, what happened to your ither girlfriend?
"Duhh-uhh, she's duh-uhmb like mehee! I want samart gehls" he said stupidly with a heavy accent
"Oh, Krummy! I knew you'd come back for moi! Even though you are stupid! But you just have to join my fan club! Only 3 galleons a month, and a sickle from each kiss you get from moi!" she said.
.and that's where the chapter ends! Kinda short, aint it? Well, you better wait for the next chapter then. And I am sooooooo sorry to update so long. I actually wanted to erase my story since nobody reviews it, nobody likes it matter of factly. But unfortunately, a friend if mine is mad at me, so this here chapter is for her. Wouldn't have made it if she did not get mad at me. Everyone who likes the fact that this story has a new chapter, e- mail her or review her stories or sumthin'. Her name is huzzahuzza, well, for now it is, since she keeps changing her blasted (sorry) name. And while youre at it, could you please tell her that I'm sorry for reviewing her story? She is totally ignoring me! Thanks a lot! Ohh, and please have a kind heart and review, or else I might really remove this story.unless someone gets mad at me again.or sumthing.and before I forget, I am sorry if ever I offended Draco and Krumm likers, and errr, if I offended anyone else.bye now.
Hermione sat in the common room, being comforted by the Weasley twins, when Neville arrived.
"ummm, I guess we'll leave now" Fred said leaving
"Okay" Neville said
"Now we can be alone, Neville darling.it's hard to be 'plastic' (to pretend to be someone else to someone, well I think that's what it means) to plenty people." Hermione said
Before Neville had a chance to speak, the cute Oliver Wood came.
"Hermione, I need to tell you something." he said
"Oh Oliver, darling! You don't need to tell me that you're attracted to moi too! I already know! Now come here and kiss me!" Hermione said
"Hermione Granger!" Professor McGonagall yelled as she stepped into the common room. "You've been brewing love potions again, haven't you? I thought you had better sense than that!"
"I-I" Hermione began to cry "I didn't, I'm a heart throb!"
"Granger, lying to a teacher means detention!" Prof. McGonagall said
"I really didn't" Hermione said in between sobs
"If you didn't, how come half the guys in this school are waiting outside the portrait hole.how did you do it?" Prof. McGonagall added
"I think Ron did it to me.for revenge! I dumped him!" was Hermione's only reply
In the meantime.
Ron and Parvati were outside, adoring the sky.
"Ron, did you hear? Hermione is a heart throb!" Parvati said
"I don't blame her." said a voice from behind
"Draco!" Ron and Parvati said in unison while turning around
"Amazing Weasley, you remembered that I have a first name.so anyways back to Hermione.I put a very strong love potion on her. HA HA HA, HA HA HA HA (say it like how Mandark says it)
"I couldn't care less about her" Ron lied
"Yeah right!" Draco said "I gave Parvati a love potion so that she will fall in live with you.and you'll leave my Hermione alone!"
"What!?!" Ron exclaimed
"Yes, I like Hermione" Draco confessed
"Y-you d-do?" a voice from behind stuttered
It was Professor Quirrel (spell)
"What are you doing here?" the three said in unison "I thought you were dead?"
" I'm the g-ghost of Qui-Quirrel. I'm here cause I want to k-kill S- snape."
"Then what's the connection with Hermione?" Draco said "I need to protect my angel" he added
The ghost scratched his head "ummm..errrr."
"Nothing!" it finally said "Have your Hermione for yourself, Go for it! It's like having a Cornetto."
"Prof. why don't you tell them the truth" Hermione said arriving
"K, fine! Hermione and I are secretly engaged!" it said (he's not stuttering so can you please just add the stutters.thanks)
Ron said "Say what?!"
"We were lovers ever since, but life for me has been hard, ever since I died, my parents made another baby and they called her Hermione Jr. She's a no good, goody goody twinkle toes.I must get revenge for she's ruining my reputation.especially because she is my sister with the same name only with a Jr.!" Hermione Sr. said madly and was holding Quirrels hand and totally ignoring the three (haba no? In other words-long, wasn't it?) "Fine, Draco, go ahead" Hermione Sr. added "Go date my sister." she pinched his cheek and said "I always thought you were cute, if you quit using gel"
"Wow! Thanks Hermione senior!" Draco said gratefully .
Hermione Sr. was standing at the edge of the tower , so when Draco ran to hug her, forgetting that she was a ghost, he lunged past her and lost his balance and fell out the tower. (He's dead!) :) and then Hermione Sr. and Draco married ech other since they were both ghosts.
Now lets go back to Hermione Jr., who by the way is the real Hermione (as in the smart one). Prof. Quirrel, by the way, vanished since Snape did the disappearing spell thing on him.
Hermione Jr. (the smart one) was practicing her lines. "Romeo, Oh Romeo, come art thou.err.what's next?" she asked
Half of the guys in the common room answered her. She was somewhat enjoying this.
'I'm prettier than Cho Chang, Parvati, and many more. Ha!' she thought
"That's what you think" Parvati said reading her mind, and who was by the way secretly observing Hermione Jr. "Furnuculus!" she said and cursed Hermione's nose off!
"Pimplus!" Hermione shouted (I just made that spell up) and Parvati's was instantly all pimply
"Hey, she's not suppose to know I'm here, I'm SECRETLY observing her!" Parvati said (sorry tagal niyo kasi e, those were some tagalong words meant for my friends)
All the guys in the common room stared at Parvati, then.
"Get her! She hurt Hermo-ninny!" Viktor Krumm appeared with his broomstick and he hit the wall
Everyone laughed at Krumm.
"Wha-what happund?" he said "I wanna be smart, coz I'm dumb"
"But Vicky dear!" Hermione said "You're a hero to me. Join my fan club.but wait, what happened to your ither girlfriend?
"Duhh-uhh, she's duh-uhmb like mehee! I want samart gehls" he said stupidly with a heavy accent
"Oh, Krummy! I knew you'd come back for moi! Even though you are stupid! But you just have to join my fan club! Only 3 galleons a month, and a sickle from each kiss you get from moi!" she said.
.and that's where the chapter ends! Kinda short, aint it? Well, you better wait for the next chapter then. And I am sooooooo sorry to update so long. I actually wanted to erase my story since nobody reviews it, nobody likes it matter of factly. But unfortunately, a friend if mine is mad at me, so this here chapter is for her. Wouldn't have made it if she did not get mad at me. Everyone who likes the fact that this story has a new chapter, e- mail her or review her stories or sumthin'. Her name is huzzahuzza, well, for now it is, since she keeps changing her blasted (sorry) name. And while youre at it, could you please tell her that I'm sorry for reviewing her story? She is totally ignoring me! Thanks a lot! Ohh, and please have a kind heart and review, or else I might really remove this story.unless someone gets mad at me again.or sumthing.and before I forget, I am sorry if ever I offended Draco and Krumm likers, and errr, if I offended anyone else.bye now.