The first episode Jerry Yoda.
"Welcome ladies and gents to the first episode of Jerry Yoda," the small green figure says making his way down the stairs. " I am your host, Jerry Yoda. Don't we have a show for you, we will bring you anything from tranvesties,jedis, sith lords and apprentices, and you never know maybe someone/thing with a normal problem. Lets go to a commercial," Yoda says spinning around pointing at the nearest camera.
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The crowd stands and begins to chant, " YODA YODA YODA."
" Welcome back ladies and gentelmen. alien life forms, and anything else that maybe viewing. Lets welcome our first guest Darth Maul, apprentice to Senator Palpatein A.K.A Darth Sidieous. Maul has some deep DARK thing that he would like to reveal to his master here tonight. So what do you want to reveal to your master?"
" Well Yoda, you see a few months ago I killed a Jedi and was killed in action afterwards by this stud of a Jedi, though it was a different Jedi. Obi-Wan, but before I went into action my master cloned me. Thats how I am capable of coming here today. Anyways, I want to tell him I can no longer stay with the darkside if I am to love this Jedi." Maul says smiling from behined his cloak.
" Well, lets welcome Darth Sidious."
Sidious bursts out from behind the stage clenching a lightsaber in one hand and a fist in the other, " I am gonna woop you littel scrawny ass. Not wanting to stay with the dark side," he says throwing punches, while two secruity guards grabbed him. He quickly slices through them with ease. " Now it is your turn you littel fucking ass cheek." He pulles the saber across the stomache of one of the guards and through Maul." Hey Yoda, we'll meet again, but sorry for the mess," he says walking off stage.
" Well that was short. well since we having nothing else to say except,ladies and gentlemen this is another case of LOVE and LUST. Well I will see you soon with Lesbians, Hookers, transvestites, and nycrohphilyacts, and maybe on the show. This is Jerry Yoda saying BYE BYE!
"Welcome ladies and gents to the first episode of Jerry Yoda," the small green figure says making his way down the stairs. " I am your host, Jerry Yoda. Don't we have a show for you, we will bring you anything from tranvesties,jedis, sith lords and apprentices, and you never know maybe someone/thing with a normal problem. Lets go to a commercial," Yoda says spinning around pointing at the nearest camera.
COMMERCIAL:::::::"Have you ever needed to get out some of that AGGRESSION, but are just way to horrific to fulfill your passion. Well, don't we have the solution for you," an announcers voice said, " blow up Cindy. Cindy is sure to fulfill that sexual aggression that most of you go through. For a measly forty credits she can be your to take home.
To order call 1800-765-9074. Sorry no FODs or CODs (fucks on delivery) ( cash on delivery.). And now back to the show.
The crowd stands and begins to chant, " YODA YODA YODA."
" Welcome back ladies and gentelmen. alien life forms, and anything else that maybe viewing. Lets welcome our first guest Darth Maul, apprentice to Senator Palpatein A.K.A Darth Sidieous. Maul has some deep DARK thing that he would like to reveal to his master here tonight. So what do you want to reveal to your master?"
" Well Yoda, you see a few months ago I killed a Jedi and was killed in action afterwards by this stud of a Jedi, though it was a different Jedi. Obi-Wan, but before I went into action my master cloned me. Thats how I am capable of coming here today. Anyways, I want to tell him I can no longer stay with the darkside if I am to love this Jedi." Maul says smiling from behined his cloak.
" Well, lets welcome Darth Sidious."
Sidious bursts out from behind the stage clenching a lightsaber in one hand and a fist in the other, " I am gonna woop you littel scrawny ass. Not wanting to stay with the dark side," he says throwing punches, while two secruity guards grabbed him. He quickly slices through them with ease. " Now it is your turn you littel fucking ass cheek." He pulles the saber across the stomache of one of the guards and through Maul." Hey Yoda, we'll meet again, but sorry for the mess," he says walking off stage.
" Well that was short. well since we having nothing else to say except,ladies and gentlemen this is another case of LOVE and LUST. Well I will see you soon with Lesbians, Hookers, transvestites, and nycrohphilyacts, and maybe on the show. This is Jerry Yoda saying BYE BYE!