Harry Potter and the

Overly Obsessed R/H Fans!

By B'Elanna

Prologue

A/N: Ok, just to warn you, I have never written something this outrageous before so I don't know if it'll be funny or just stupid, and the first chapter isn't so "outrageous" as I'm planning the rest to be. The characters will me mostly OOC but what can you do? It makes it funny! And the plot seems absolutely crazy and soomething that could never happen, but what the heck?! lol. I wasn't gonna write another humour story but I gota such good feedback on my last fic that I decided to! =D Oh, and there are two characters in there that I want to explain. Gillian is me and Amanda is my B.O.B (Best Online Buddy) and we're both R/H obsessed! ;)

Disclaimer: Harry Potter and Company don't belong to me!

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Harry Potter was having a very strange dream. He was dreaming that he was watching a television in his Hogwarts dormitory and Ron was on it telling him to wake up. "How strange," thought Harry, "You can't have a television in Hogwarts!"

"HARRY! GET UP!" Harry opened his eyes. Ron was standing over him.

"What do you want?" asked Harry sleepily.

"It's 7:00am, Harry, you have to get up for school," said Hermione, who was standing there also.

"Urgh, I don't feel so well..." mumbled Harry.

"Well, at least get up and get dressed and go to breakfast. you might feel better by then," said Hermione.

"Okay, okay," muttered Harry. Hermione and Ron left the room. Fifteen minutes later, Harry ambled down the stairs looking very green indeed.

"Maybe you should go to the hospital wing," commented Ron.

"No, I'll go to breakfast then see," said Harry.

"Okay, let's go" said Hermione and they set off towards the Great Hall. When they arrived, it was full. It seemed like everyone was there, which was very unusual because there wasn't a set time to go to breakfast. They went in and took seats at the Gryffindor table. About 10 minutes later, Professor Dumbledore stood up and the Hall fell silent.

"You are all here because I have a very important announcement to make," said Dumbledore, "We have recently discovered that a number of muggles know about the magic community. Actually, more than half of the world does. They discovered by means of a novel written by J.K Rowling and she writes them about someone you all know, Harry Potter." Harry looked stunned, as did every face in the Great Hall did, who were also all staring at Harry. "I have decided, upon finding out the enormous popularity of this novel, to invite a group of students from a muggle school to visit Hogwarts. As you all know, this sounds very unwise, but it has all been cleared with the Ministry of Magic. The students should be arriving very soon."

"I am definitely going to the hospital wing now," said Harry, "There's no way I'm staying here if there are a bunch of people who read a book about-"

But Harry never got to finish his sentence because the doors to the Great Hall opened and in came the students from the muggle school. There were about twenty of them, all looking very anxious and excited.

"Ah!" said Dumbledore, "Welcome to Hogwarts! You may take a seat at one of our house tables, Gryffindor is at your far right, then Ravenclaw, Hufflepuff and Slytherin."

The majority of the students headed toward the Gryffindor table while the rest of the students spread out between the other three tables. The ones coming to the Gryffindor sat down at the empty spots near the top of the table, much to their disappointment, as all their favourite characters were sitting a lot nearer to the other end of the table. However, one lucky student made it to the one empty spot next to Hermione. She sat down looking extremely nervous but very proud at the same time, being the only one to get a good seat at the Gryffindor table. Immediatley, she began to talk to Hermione.

"Are you Hermione?" the girl asked.

"Yes, I am, how did you know?" said Hermione.

"Well, you're one of Harry's best friend's, right?" she asked.

"Oh, yes, am I in that book too?" said Hermione.

"Yup!"

"What's you're name?" asked Hermione.

"Katherine," replied the girl.

"Nice to meet you," said Hermione, "Can you tell me about those books?" At this, Harry and Ron turned to listen.

"Well, there are four so far," she explained, "One for each year at Hogwarts. That is for people in you're year. And they're all about Harry. There are still three more books to be published yet. Are you in you're fifth year yet?"

"Yes," replied Hermione.

"Really? That must mean the fifth book will come out sometime soon!"

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At the other end of the table, where the "unlucky" students were sitting, two girls were very angry.

"Look at Katherine down there," said Gillian.

"I know," said Amanda, "Miss know-it-all!"

"I wonder..." said Gillian.

"What?" asked Amanda. Gillian leaned over to whisper to Amanda.

"Ron and Hermione," she whispered.

"Oh my goodness! I wonder what's going on with them! It is the fifth year!"

"We've got to find out!" said Gillian.

And so our story really begins. The Overly Obsessed R/H Fans are officially on the loose!

A/N: I hope you liked it, I'm not really sure how it turned out myself so I'd really love your reviews!