Lego-I mean-Legal stuff: Legolas Greenleaf is NOT my property. Remember, he's Tolkien-sama's work of art. I'm just borrowing him for this fic. This a non-profit thing remember that. I OWN NOTHING EXCEPT MY LotR BOOKS AND ANIME COLLECTION. -.- Shessh, well, that's done.

Miko Sakuya: Suilad everbody! This is our special edition of "Dear Legolas Greenleaf." Legolas and I are now at the beautiful elven refuge, Rivendell. ^_^

Legolas: Uh, I think we should start answering our letters now.

Miko Sakuya: Yes, of course!

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I found my frodo and we're going out now!

Legolas,

Thanks for answering my question. I'll keep that in mind.
I was wondering, if you guys would like to double w/ me and Frodo some time? Just thought you might like to.

Miko,

I'm in High School band, so in a couple of years you will be too, right? Just remember to keep up with the practice!
Oh, and I hope you guys decide to double with me and Frodo!

Alyssa

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Sakuya: Wow, another happy customer!! Congrats for finding Frodo-kun. I'll be in high school after this summer if you wanted to know. Well, I'm practing over the summer anywho.

Legolas: Why did cut out the "miko part"?

Sakuya: Ish easier than writing the whole title, of course.

Legolas: Don't worry Frodo, I know what you're going through. Being captured by a fangirl and all.

Sakuya:Can it, Legolas. Anywho, I would be very more than willing to double with Frodo! I gotta talk to him about a certain ringbearer issue.

Legolas: '_'?

Sakuya: Did you forget that I'm the ringbearer of a Dysfunctionl Fellowship? *Legolas's face is blank* Typical elf... On to the next letter!

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Dear Legolas,

I have a problem, well more than a problem... I'm totally in love with you! Yes, that is correct. Okay, do you like mortals? Hmm... Hopefully you do! I think you are the hottest member of the fellowship! Well, I gotta go now!

~Cassie

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Sakuya: Legolas, this just to proves you that you are the center of the universe.

Legolas: Really?

Sakuya: *sideglances Legolas*Do I look like a bakatare to you?

Legolas: *looks up electronic Japanese dictionary* Uhh...yes? >\.Sakuya: *fake British accent* (A/N: I can't really do a good accent unless ish a Japanese one.) Oops, wrong answer!! Legolas, you are the weakest link, goodbye!! ^_^ Nah, I'm just playing with you mind. But, still, I DON'T look like a idiot.

Legolas: @_@''''''' *ahem* Well, I'm not exactly fond of mortals *mutters under his breath: because of a certian Miko...*

Sakuya: --_-- I heard that loud and clear you know.

Legolas: @_@ Anyway, I actually kinda like mortals. Yep, remember: I am the center of the fellowship! ^______^

Sakuya: And I thought boys have bloated egos.... *shakes head*

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Legolas: *pokes Sakuya in the ribs* Don't you want to say something to Angel-chan?

Sakuya: Oh yeah! I had major fun talking to you lately!I found this great site with the links you need to learn writing/speaking elvish. It's at (please write this down): www.thelordoftherings.com. There are no caps inside, just what it says here.

Legolas: All in all, we're pretty much fine. *hears footsteps* Hmm, sounds like Elrond-sama's coming...

Sakuya: O_O?! Did you call him "Elrond-sama"?! That's the first time I ever heard you say something in Japanese. DID YOU SAY HE'S COMING THIS WAY?

Legolas: *ahem* Yes, after staying with you for a while, I picked up some Japanese terms. I'm a fast learner after all. And yes, Elrond-sama's coming this way-oh wait-here he is now! Suilad, Elrond-sama! ^-^

Elrond: -_- Great, everybody's calling me Elrond-sama. All because of that "Miko Sakuya."

Sakuya: Ano ne, Elrond-sama, where can I find Glorfindel-kun?^-^v

Elrond: '_'? He's down the hallway, to your right. Why's that Lady Sakuya?

Sakuya: Please, drop the "Lady". Oh and why I want to meet Glorfindel-kun is for me to know and you to find out. Ja!! ^_^ *exits*

Elrond: @_@ That was very weird.

Legolas: I'll say. Why do you think Sakuya-chan wants to meet Glorfindel-san?

*silence as the two elves ponder*

Elrond and Legolas: *look at each other (in a non-slashy way)* SHIMMATA!!(meaning shit in Japanese) I think she's going to capture Glorfindel for fangirl purposes! >____Elrond: And Legolas.

Legolas: What?

Elrond: Lose the Japanese terms when you're in Middle-earth, please.

Legolas: ^__^'''' Heh, sorry about that. *snaps back* Let's go find Glorfindel-sa-

Elrond: *gives the old "what-was-that?" look*

Legolas:*sighs and slumps a bit* Let's go find Glorfindel...

Sakuya: Will the two elven guys able to foil my plans? I don't know-send in your suggestions of what will happen as we'll be in Rivendell for a short while. Everyone (including all fictional characters) is reccommended to send a letter in for advice or other fan questions! Please keep sending your letters as well. Send them in as a review, or email at Miko_Sakuya@crazedanddazed.com or Seiyaryu@dangerous-minds.com! ^_^ Jaa ne!!