Disclamier: The Lord of the Rings and everything related to them are not my creations. Give credit to J.R.R Tolkien-sama, I own nothing but my Inuyasha manga, Yu-Gi-Oh!: Dark Duel Stories game,and my LotR books. If you try to sue me, tough luck in getting any money-'cuz I'm near broke!! ^_^ Onto fic!
Note: I have changed my pen name to Seiyaryu now and you can send in your questions to Seiyaryu@dangerous-minds.com. This just popped up into my mind, okay?
Seiyaryu: *walks calmly down a spacious Elven-corridor* There's no way those elves, Elrond-sama and Lego-kun, could take that little Glorfindel-nabbing thing seriously. I hope they will notice that...
Elrond and Legolas: *run around like chickens with no heads looking for Glorfindel*
Elrond: Where in the name of Arda is that damn Miko--
Legolas: Uh, technically, Elrond, she changed her name to Seiyaryu.
Elrond: -__- Whatever! I can't believe this! I rule this place and I can't even find a girl that's nearly hobbit-size!
*Glorfindel and Aragorn enter*
Elrond: XD Glorfindel! Thank the Valar that you're in one piece!
Glorfinel: '_'?
Elrond: You mean Miko Sakuya or whoever she is didn't get you?
Aragorn: *shakes his head* Glorfindel and I haven't seen "Seiyaryu" since breakfast.
Legolas: Chikushou~!(Japanese meaning "Damn" or "crap")
Everyone except Lego: '_'? What now?
Legolas: She tricked us to believe that she was going into "Rabid Fangirl Mode." Therefore, she could try to throw us into compelte insanity!
?????: About time you guys figure it out!
*Seiyaryu appears walking down the same hall*
Seiyaryu: Gomen ne, but I just felt like doing that. Besides I knew you *points to Aragorn* would be coming.
Aragorn and Legolas: Wha??
Seiyaryu: I like both of you guys as well as Frodo-kun and Pippin-kun, no da!! ^-^
Legolas: *towers over her* Have you been looking up Chichiri shrines again?
Seiyaryu: ^^'''' What makes you think I did, no da?
Everyone: *rolls their eyes* 'Cuz you're talking like him, no duh~!
Seiyaryu: Eh heh heh... ^__^''' Okay so I did.
Aragorn: Just how many bishounen do you like?! A million?!
Legolas: *steps in* Actually, she likes me, you, Frodo, Pippin, Sesshoumaru, Bankotsu, Jakotsu, Miroku, Inuyasha,*pauses for a breath* Sanosuke, Kenshin Himura, Yami Yugi, Seto Kaiba, Joey,Tasuki and Chichiri.
Aragorn: O_O That's one hell of a list! How are you able to remember them?!
Legolas: *polishes his nails* I have that kind of talent.
Aragorn: Why do I even bother??
Seiyaryu: *Takes time to glomp the almighty king of Gondor*
Aragorn: >o< br>Ack!!
Everyone: O_O''''
Seiyaryu: *lets go* Blame it on my friend for passing the Aragorn obession to me, 'ky?
Aragorn: *who still is trying to come over the near-death glomp grip* Whatever...
*Frodo comes in*
Seiyaryu: Frodo, my ring bearer buddy! How ya doing?
Frodo: *groan* You AGAIN? For the last time, leave me alone! I was able to take the Ring to Mordor with Sam. I don't need your help!
Elrond: Trying to bear the ring yourself, Seiyaryu?
Seiyaryu: ^^; A heh heh... whoops.
Frodo: Elrond, I demand a restraining order on this authoress!
Seiyaryu: NANI?! Frodo, I was just saying let me bear the ring for ONE DAY, no more, no less! Please Frodo,let me bear the Ring,unless you want to be dubbed "Frodo of the 8 fingers!"
Frodo: *gets all puppy-eyes and whimpers at the near hobbit-sized authoress*
A/N: Yes, I'm short enough to be considered a hobbit. (Although I don't think not for long.)
Frodo: Please!! The time Gollum bit me, it was hell!!
Seiyaryu: *puts moi's hands on his shoulders* Frodo, I'm so sorry! I really didn't meant to make you cry. When I asked you, I was a bit mint-high. Gomen nasai!!
Frodo: *stops crying* Really?
Seiyaryu: Yeah, I guess. Okay, if you don't put that restraining order on me, I'll give you a box of Pocky. *fishes Pocky out of my mini backpack*
Frodo: Pocky?
Seiyaryu: Yeah, Pocky! You'll like them for sure!
Frodo: *takes the Pocky* Thanks Seiyaryu!
Legolas: How come you never gave me Pocky?
Seiyaryu: Let's see...*pokes at Legolas threatingly* You threated to kill me a million times back home, refused to answer some mail we had and stole my Mint Skittles and Altoids behind my back! Why should I give you Pocky?!
Legolas: -_-''''' Okay, I get the point! I'm sorry about those things. *Gets on his kness* Can you ever forgive me?
Seiyaryu: *Thinks hard* Not unless you return all the mints you stole from me! I'll reward you with some Pocky, if you can compelte this task. *Pats Lego on the head*
Legolas: -_< br> Watch the hair will ya? *sigh* Alright, I'll get those mints... *walks off*
Glorfindel:Ano, if it's possible, I can I be excused?
Seiyaryu: :) Sure thing Glorfindel! I wouldn't want you to get involed in this mess.
*Exit Glorfindel*
Elrond: *Pulls up chairs for the rest of the group* We might as well wait for Legolas.
Seiyaryu: *Pulls out GBA with Yu-Gi-Oh!: Dark Duel Stories*
Minutes Later...
Seiyaryu: *bleep!* you High Priest Seto!! I just gotta beat him before he sends out his Blue Eyes White Dragon. Note to self: Get the Crush Card Virus to use against that *bleep*ing dragon. Geez, it wasn't that hard to beat the regular, (not to mention sexier,) Seto Kaiba-so why's the high priest so tough?
Aragorn: You know we weren't listening to you that time right?
Frodo: *taking his time eating his Pocky, trying not to pay attention*
Elrond: I don't that kowai (scary) person.
Seiyaryu: You guys are so helpful you know that?
Everyone: Yep, it's our job.
Seiyaryu: *groan* WHAT THE HELL IS TAKING LEGOLAS SO *BLEEP*ING LONG?!?!
Everyone: Our ears~~!
*Legolas runs in with a GIANT bag*
Frodo: *Sweatdrop* Are those all...mints?!
Legolas: Yep. *Flicks dust off of his shoulder* That's the entire batch!
Seiyaryu: O_o I didn't even know I had that much!
Legolas: Well, that's because I took all the mints your place had!We had a deal, Seiyaryu, now pay up!
Seiyaryu: *sighs as I toss the box of Pocky to Legolas* Here.
Legolas: ^^ yay! Pocky!!
Elrond: I don't mean by asking, but when did Legolas started eating this "Pocky?"
Seiyaryu : All I did was gave a box to him, explained what it was, and wadda know-Legolas is hooked on Pocky.
Seiyaryu and Elrond: '_'? *Look at Legolas*
Legolas: *Chibified with cat ears and tail* ^. _ .^ Pocky~! *purs*
Seiyaryu: Not to worry Elrond! This only happens when he eats Pocky. *Picks up Chibi Lego kitty and scratches his ears* I love him as a kawaii neko(cat) chibi!
Legolas: *purs*
Elrond: Oh great,a chibi kitty elf! What's next?! A chibi-fied bunny elf?!
Seiyaryu (With Chibi Lego kitty in her arms, still eating his Pocky): You know that's not a bad idea!
Elrond: -_-'''' Me and my big mouth.
*puff of red smoke appears*
????: Seiyaryu, will not turn anyone into a chibi bunny!
Seiyaryu: -_- It's my muse, Yami-chan. I thought she could never find me.
*A chibi anime yellow fox pops from the smoke*
Yami-chan: *hits me with a fan to the head* Baka no yarou!(Stupid brat) I live in your mind and I go wherever you go! I refuse to let you harass these charcters 'till their brains dissapear!Why haven't you gotten back to rewriting your Inuyasha fic Scars of Time and Emotions?! You revised Kaori's bio and was on a good track, but look at you! You haven't even finshed your first chapter. Crucifyx is not going to like this at all.
Seiyaryu:*grabs the fan from Yami-chan's paw and slaps her with it* Omae no baka! (You stupid!) Quit spilling everything I'm writing about! Just FYI, I'm working on it! Crucifyx hasn't sent me any mail so far, so too bad! Just be a good muse and leave me in peace! >(
Yami-chan: Alright, alright! But at least finish three chapters. Since I'm here, I might as well take a rest too.
Seiyaryu: Fine fine! You can stay here too.
*Chibi Lego Kitty's box of Pocky is empty and starts crying*
Seiyaryu: What's wrong Lego?
C.L.K: Pocky all gone! Pocky all gone!!
Seiyaryu: o_o I forgot whenever Legolas's pocky is gone, he turns...
*SPLAT*
*Legolas is back to normal-size and on top of me*
Seiyaryu: Itai~! (Ouch~!) Legolas, please get off of me!
Legolas: Gomen, Seiyaryu.
Elrond: Yami-chan, is this Seiyaryu's typical behavior?
Yami-chan: *wearing a pair of shades and sipping some Mai Tai* I'm afraid so.
Elrond: Well, at least I'm prepared... *takes some Advil*
Please don't get mad at me! This just popped up into my mind, ok? I won't update my chapters unless I get 7 letters to the Fellowship a/o me. Like Yami-chan says, I gotta get back to work.
Yami-chan: Quit yapping and start writing!
Seiyaryu: Hai Yami-chan...-_-''''