Yeah, I'm still alive. Finally got off of my half lazy, half busy ass to start it back up. You guys know the disclaimers well, so I'm not going to say it. So let's begin!!
Seiyaryu: First of all, I'd like to thank everyone for your comments and cheers for the Seto/Legolas duel I'm hosting and yes, we're still in Rivendell.
Legolas: Did she mention that I'm in the lead?
Seiyaryu: Okay, this is where your elven-ego comes in. So stop now.
Legolas: Sorry, I just can't help that I'm beating Trenchcoat so BADLY!!! *dances around*
Seiyaryu:*covers Legolas' mouth* LEGOLAS, you're not suppose to say that unless you want to be mobbed by Kaiba-kun's fans!!!
Legolas: mmmmmff mff mmmmmffff!!!!!(Translation:????????????????)
Seiyaryu: *lets him go* Well, might as well start answering these letters. *points to the stack of them*
Naheka: AHEEHEEEHEEHEE! POCKY! YESS! POCKY POCKY POCKY!
Joe: Excuse Naheka. She's...how can I put it...high.
Naheka: Hey! Get yanyan next! I love yanyan! Just get a spoon a dump out all that sweet frost! Yummy! Heehee!
Joe: She also gets excited when there's a lot of Japanese things around.
Naheka: Thanks for the Japanese translations! Now I can torture Chaos-chan with not only Elvish tests, BUT JAPANESE TESTS! MWAHAHAHA!
Joe: Well, I have a letter to the Fellowship.
Dear Fellowship,
How different do you think your lives would be if you weren't chosen for the Fellowship? If Elrond hadn't selected you to
go on the quest? Would you be happy, or bored, or sad, or angry, whatever?
-Joe
Naheka: I can count to 12 in Quenya!
Joe: Good for you...we already know that...
Naheka: POCKY! YANYAN! CHOCOLATE AND SEASEME SEED STICKS FOREVER! MWAHAHAHAHAHA! I know where you can get yanyan's or
Pocky's for 33 cence! HAHA! Eeeee! ^_^ ^_^
Joe:...*grabs Naheka and drags her away*
Naheka: They should have a commercial jingle! Like the Goldfish! *sings loudly* "The snack that smiles back until you bite their heads off..."
Seiyaryu:For this question, I gotta summon the others. *snaps fingers*
*the whole fellowship PLUS Boromir falls in a big pile on top of Legolas*
Legolas: @_@ WILL YOU GUYS PLEASE GET OFF OF ME?!
Fellowship: Sorry. *starts to get up on their feet*
Seiyaryu: Okay guys, do me a favor and answer, quick!
Frodo: If I had the ring, I'd fall from a cliff.
Sam: NO, MR. FRODO! YOU MUSN'T DO THAT!
Frodo: -_- Sam...I'm only kidding. Alright, I'd be depressed since there would be no other way to destroy the ring.
Sam: And that goes for me too!
Frodo: Sam...ah, forget about it!
Gandalf: How would expect me to be from Gandalf the Gray to Gandalf the White if the Fellowship wasn't created? Fall of a cliff? So yes, I'd be dissapointed.
Aragorn: I'd be bored because I would have ended up staying with Arwen 24/7. *shivers*
Gimli and Boromir: No comment.
Legolas: As for me, I'd be bored and probably torture Sei-chan for fun. ^_^
Seiyaryu: Don't even think about it. -_-
Pippin: Merry and I would probably ended up getting to trouble anyway. So we'd be bored too.
Seiyaryu: Is it just me, or did you guys wanted to join the fellowship because you wanted to do something?
*Everyone except Frodo and Sam nods*
Seiyaryu: Go figure... Okay, onto the next letter.
Legolas, are you as sick of all of your stupid nicknames as I am? I think I know how you feel, always being called 'Leggy' and the such, a kid I know won't stop calling me 'Evil Waldo'... You were born Legolas, and should stay Legolas, not all those dumb nicknames.
I'm in a really bad mood, can I have a hug, then can you come up to my cabin and teach me archery and help me kill this really annoying orc-girl I hate. She calls you names and says you look like a girl and writes slash fics about you and Elrond and Gandalf (yes a triangle). She insults everything Tolkien when she does that...
Namarie mellonamin,
~Aldawen of Rivendell~
PS, did you know I have a maaaaaaaaajor crush on you?
Legolas: Good point, Aldawen. *sighs* One of the few things I hate about fangirls is when they give you the most stupid nicknames possible. And....*looks at the 2nd paragraph* O_O WHAT?! A love triangle between Elrond, Gandalf and me?!?!!? *passes out*
Seiyaryu: Alright, I'll put in my two cents. I never called Legolas that stupid "Leggy" nickname in my entire life. And as for that love triangle...Although I love male slash fics, I can't see Gandalf in it. Well, I better wake him up. *slaps Legolas on the head*
Legolas: *_* SEI-CHAN!!!!!
Seiyaryu: *steps back* O_O Legolas, you know you have to do. Now go out there and help Aldawen-chan!!*boots him off the computer and into a portal*...Alright, since he's not here, I migh t as well help the guy with these letters.
I'm a bit picky and am quite sure of my answer to Avaralphiel's question of his silver dressings. If you notice, he has whitish clothing underneath his green tunic. While resting at Lothlorien, he simply took of his outer clothing revealing his 'silver' shirt. The lighting in Lothlorien made it seem silver. Forgive me, should I be wrong.
-Mercies Angel
Seiyaryu:*looks at her FotR Visual Companion* Hm...*slaps herself* I'm such a fucking baka. You're right, I apologize for my mistake. *bows in forgiveness*
I don't wanna' be sent to the Shadow Realm... I don't know where that is anyway. Can I go to Isengard instead? I wanna' see if I can get the orcs to knock over the tower and send Saruman flyin' into the mud pits.
-Aiwendil Lady of the Nazgul (I know Joe!)
Seiyaryu: Let me tell you about the Shadow Realm. In Yu-Gi-Oh!, 3000 years ago, ancient Egyptians played these "Shadow Games" in that specific realm. Spells would unlock monsters, that resemble our modern Duel Monster cards and played the ancient game. When the games went out of hand the Pharoh sealed the realm with 7 Millenium items, that possesed unimaginable powers. The Shadow Realm still exists and still has its monsters. Hey, Aiwendil, perhaps I can bring some of the monsters to help the orcs and send Saruman flying. ^_^
????:You're still at it again, Seiyaryu?
Seiyaryu: Don't mind her, that's my Yami, or dark side, Yamiryu.
Yamiryu: Let me guess; I'm gonna have to summon a few monsters to help her?
Seiyaryu: *nods*
Yamiryu: Alright, aibou. *sends off a few Man-Eater bugs (nasty little critters) to Isenguard*
Legolas:*returns from his trip* Oh great, she's here.
Yamiryu: Hey there Elf-boy. So nice to see you again.*LOTS of sarcasm*
Seiyaryu:*whispers to readers* My Yami and Legolas really don't get along very well.
Yamiryu: *gives Deathglare to me*
Seiyaryu: I'll shut up now.
*in the background, you can see Isenguard, where Saruman is flying around*
While Yamiryu and Legolas continue their deathglare showdown, let's do somemore letters.
Hola Legolas,
I've been wondering if you would teach me to use the bow and arrow? I'm not too good right now, but I learn fast. And i just know that under your excellent tutulage, I could become a hero. Please? *puppy dog eyes*
gaile
Seiyaryu: Okay, Legolas, off you go again! ^_^
Legolas: @_@ What?! I didn't even answered it!
Yamiryu: Tough, Lego. Oh, and have fun Legolas...*evil smile* *boots Legolas into another portal*
*One day later*
Seiyaryu: *mentally talking to herself with a sketchbook in hand* This is perfect! ^_^ Ra and the Valar...this is one of my best pictures ever.
Legolas:*walks up from behind, unnoticed* Sei-chan....
Seiyaryu: O________O KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! *jumps up and throws the book in the process*
Legolas: *catches the book and looks at the sketch* Sei-chan...*vein pops up* who, in the name of the Valar, is this?!*points at the pic*
Seiyaryu: OO'''' Uh, him? He's malikishtarfromyugioh!
Legolas: Come again? Did you say something about Yu-Gi-Oh!? *sinister look on his face*
Seiyaryu: No....*crumples down to the ground* Alright! It's Malik Ishtar....
Legolas (w/firey background): Malik huh?....That Egyptian blonde....HIM?!
Seiyaryu: *gulp* Yes.
Legolas: Seiyaryu, let's just answer this letter already. I'll deal with you and Malik later on.
Seiyaryu: *nods*
Dear Legolas,
I seem to have a problem. This story bothers me so in the manner that I know you do not speak Japanese. The author is dwelling in the land of Nippon and not Mirkwood where her mind should be; though I doubt she might have one because you are not in character in all in your speech patterns. This is a story about a(nother) random kidnapping of the fain Prince of Mirkwood by a random, rabid fangirl who illustrates respectable figures such as yourself and Elrond in a truly random and mocking fashion. A suggestion: run. Run fast away from this madness so that you may be spared from it. This warning is for your own health.
Sincerely,
~J.C. Rocket
Seiyaryu: *mental thought* Oh shit, I'm in for it. *end of mental note* Look, I'm really sorry if I can't put some of the characters in character. I'm trying my best to be not as rabid as I seem and I'm not mocking any characters. Technically before I read and seen LotR, I was, and still am, an anime otaku(fan).
Legolas: As for me speaking Japanese, I was actually interested in learning it. Remember a few of my fans are anime otakus too. So Seiyaryu here taught me.
Seiyaryu: But don't worry, I won't take this personally and thanks for your feedback. I understand.
Legolas: As for me running, I have thought about it. However, knowing how many more fangirls want me, I'm quite content staying here with Sei-chan though I don't approve of her Yami and her Malik-craze.
Dear Lego-lassie-boy,
If you survive your duel with Seto Kaiba and go back to answering questions then answer this: What does the color yellow taste like?
-Rhikat
Legolas: Yellow? Hm....It tastes like a lemon. Sour.
Seiyaryu: Alright. That concludes the latest update. You still can send in your letters. Don't worry, we'll answer them, eventually. ^^' So long. Namarie!