Bid on Dib: The REEEALLY Short Chapter About Capturing a Dib
A story by Noname and Tead. Told in Noname's POV.
A/N: I promise I will do longer chapters next time…
Disclaimer: Trust me, one day I WILL own Invader Zim, oh yes I will…
Dib was walking on the street, drinking Poop juice when he saw what he thought was Zim. It was actually a plushie filled with straw, made to look like Zim. Nevertheless, it was convincing to the low-life, melon-headed, idio- ouch. I have just barely survived a nuclear war created by fangirls. That really hurt.
Anyway, it was convincing to the... Dib. He ran and grabbed the bait, which was the plushie, which on the back of the neck was a hook, which was connected with the line of a fishing pole, which was held by me, who was sitting next to my little sister, which we were on top of a skyscraper. Gasp. That was a long sentence, wasn't it? "I'VE GOT YOU, EVIL ALIEN SCUM!" Dib screamed.
Meanwhile, on the skyscraper:
"I think I got something on the line!" I exclaimed.
"Yay!" Tead exclaimed with joy. "Hurry up, reel it in!"
"OK." I started to reel in the catch of the day. I first reeled it quickly, then reeled it slower so, whatever I caught, wouldn't loose grip on the hook.
One minute later, I finally reeled it all in. I gasped with surprise: "I caught a Dib!" I said with joy.
"Tomatoes!" Tead yelled out.
Suddenly I noticed something… the Dib wasn't awake!
"Oh no! I killed Dibby!" I cried. I started poke him, then realized that he was just asleep. "Oh." I muttered.
A long pause…
"Quick, Tead! Get the net before he wakes up!" I commanded.
"OK!" She grabbed the net, which was on her head. "Got it!" Tead then swiped the net under the Dib, thus capturing him.
"That went well." I said. "Now, to get an account on eBay…"