Bid on Dib: The Almighty Power of Daydreaming

A story by Noname and Tead. Told in Noname's POV.

A/N - Noname: In order to stop me from going insane-

Tead: You already are.

Noname: Really? Oh well. Anyway, I'm going to make one last disclaimer. Just one last one. And it's going to sound all official and stuff, too!

Tead: YAY!

Noname: Anyway, ON TO THE STORY!

Disclaimer: Noname and Tead do not own Dib or Invader Zim, Nicklodeon, Viacom, and Jhonen Vasquez do. They also don't own Takato. Saban and Toei Animation do. They don't own Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, Voldemort, or Professor Quirrel, either. All of that belongs to J.K. Rowling and Warner Bros.. Noname, however, does own a mallet with no head, and Tead owns a Styrofoam sword. And both objects are very powerful weapons indeed...

*_*_*

Tead and I were walking down the streets quite normally, if that was even possible. For Tead was holding a net containing a sleeping Dibby. And everyone who walked by stared at us. But we didn't care. For we were DAYDREAMING!!! (Dum, dum, dum, DUM!)

Tead was daydreaming about riding pink bunnies in Candyland, when an evil dude with a surfboard came out. She then ordered the pink bunnies to attack him. But the evil dude ate them! Sadly, the bunnies were sugar bunnies, and Tead got very angry. Very, very angry. Very, very, very angry. Very, very, very, very angry. Very, very, very... ouch. Someone threw a ship twice the size of Titanic at me. That hurt.

"YOU. ATE. TONIGHT'S. DESSERT!!!" She screamed out in public. She then ate the evil dude. Pity he was made of gingerbread...

Everyone stared at her.

But she didn't care.

I was daydreaming about going to a Harry Potter convention. Tead was dressed as Harry, a 10-year-old named Takato was dressed as Ron Weasley, and I was dressed as Noname. Tead was testing out a Potion Class toy thingy when suddenly the whole convention went dark. An evil red light shone upon her, and holy "aahs" began to play. She created the actual Sorceror's Stone! Then, an evil figure crept behind her.

"Look out, Tead!" I yelled. "It's Voldemort!"

Indeed it was! The alien-looking figure suddenly grabbed her, trying to steal the Sorceror's Stone. "Touch him!" I screamed to Tead. "You're Harry Potter!" And so she did. And he turned into lime jelly!

"YAY!" Everyone in the convention cheered. Suddenly, Professor Quirrel appeared out of nowhere and said "Hi!" Then Voldemort turned into his old self and Quirrel turned into lime jelly. Voldemort then laughed an evil laugh then disappeared. "WE'LL GET YOU NEXT TIME!" I yelled. "OH YES WE WILL, YOU-"

(A/N: I've actually had this for a dream once…)

"Huh? Where am I?" A confused Dibby asked.

Suddenly we turned around with HUGE demonic grins. In fact, they were so big, they went off of our faces.

"HIYA, DIBBY!" I said (or screamed) on the top of my lungs.

"WHO ARE YOU!" The Dibby asked. "And... why am I in a net?"

Tead was apparently still daydreaming, and also apparently, she then awoke. "WHO? WHAT? WHEN? WHERE? WHY?!!! Oh... Hi Dib!" Then she continued daydreaming. "Another victory for... ME!!!"

Dibby looked confused.

"Stop calling me that!" He said, a bit annoyed.

"Calling you what, Dibby?" I asked politely, with that insane smile still on my face.

"That!"

"What?"

"Dibby! It's annoying..."

"Oh. OK, Dibby."

Dibby decided to ignore my name-calling (good for him) and get back to his point, if he had any. "Exactly why am I in a net?" He repeated.

Suddenly, I got out a sailor's hat and a bubble-blowing pipe. "Arrg… Listen to me tale…"

*_*_*

Noname: Well, that was short. Heh. And sorry for not updating for like forever. Stupid Writer's Block! Oh and don't forget to R/R!!!