Bid on Dib: SSBM is Fun, Is It Not?

A story by Noname. Told in Noname's POV.

A/N: Hmm... Let's see. It's been over three months since I've updated, and somehow an author found about me and threatened me to finish the story. Well, since Tead isn't going to work with me anymore, I'm sad to tell you all that it won't be too funny. Heck, it wasn't really funny in the start. Not only that, but I have this other story I need to update. I think I'm going to delete it. *sigh* Oh well…

Disclaimer: See previous chapter :P.

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"You're going to sell me on eBay?!!" Dibby shouted.

"Aye." I said. I then blew more bubbles.

"But that's insane!"

I then took off my hat and pipe thingy. "Insane like a moose, Dibby! Insane like a moose..." I cackled, trying to do my best imitation of you-know-who... What? You don't know who? Oh, you poor doomed child...

Dibby raised an eyebrow, then suddenly a look of realization dawned on his face...

"Hey! You're working for Zim, aren't you?"

I looked shocked. "Now why would I work for Zimmy?"

"Because you talk like him, walk like him, think like him..."

"No I don't."

"Yes you do."

"No I don't."

"Yes you do."

"No I don't."

"Yes you do."

"No I don't."

"Yes you do."

"No I don't."

"Yes you do."

And this goes on for an hour... until we reached our house... of DOOM!

"Look! We reached our house... of DOOM!" Tead screamed.

"Yay." Dibby said uncheerfully. Go figure.

Anyway, so we all went to the doorstep, and then Tead rapidly pressed the doorbell a million times. Suddenly our mom opened the door.

"THE DOOR WAS UNLOCKED!!!" She yelled at us, spitballs flying everywhere.

"Oh." Was the only thing Tead could say. Then we walked into our house quite calmly [A/N: Heh, I like that phrase...] and finally released Dibby of his netty prison.

"Yes, I'm free!" He said with joy. Dibby then bolted for the door. "C' ya!"

"Hold it right there!" I said as I slammed the door shut before he could get to it. "The only reason we let you free was because we wanted to take a picture of you!" I then took a picture using my dad's digital camera before the Dibby could reply.

"Lock him in the cage!" I commanded. All of a sudden bars from the ground surrounded the scythe-haired boy, thus making this spiffy cage! "OK, now that we're at our comfy home of doom, I can go to my computer and get an eBay account!"

"What do I do with our prisoner?" Tead inquired as I walked up the stairs.

"Teach him how to play..." A dramatic pause.

"...SSBM."

"What does that stand for?" Dib asked, a tone of fear in his voice.

I tippy-toed so I looked taller and scarier. "You dare to ask about It's Holy Greatness?"

"Y-Yes."

"Fine. It stands for..." I looked around to make sure no one was looking.

"Super Smash Brothers... MELEE!"

"Meleé." Tead corrected me.

"Whatever."

So, while Tead was teaching Dib how to play SSBM, I entered the computer room, turned on the computer, logged in, and went on the Internet. I typed in "ebay.com" onto the address bar. When the site loaded, I immediately yugioh doujinshi to check to see if there were any chibi Yugi pictures. Of course, you probably don't know what the heck I'm talking about, so I'm just going to fast-forward to another part of the story. Okay? Okay.

Out of nowhere, a voice suddenly said to me, "Noname, I am your father!"

"My dad doesn't call me Noname." I replied, raising my eyebrows.

"Darn, it didn't work this time…" The voice paused, and then continued. "Anyhow, you must stop looking at those pictures of Chibi Yugi and get an eBay account."

"Aww… But Yugi looks so CUTE when he's chibi-fied! Just one more picture, pwease Mister or Miss voice-from-who-knows-where-but-Professor-Membrane? Pweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-" -breath- "-eeeeeeeeeeese?"

"Yeah, sure, whatever. JUST one more…"

"THANKIES!!!"

The voice sighed and went away and never came back. Well, actually, it could be standing next me right now, but I really don't care!

All of a sudden, I heard Dibby screamed! I ran to my bedroom/the game room to see what happened. That was when I saw it…

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Woo! I actually updated! Amazing huh? And who knows? Maybe I'll update again ^_~.