Well. I know my last chapter sucked big time. Heh. Sorry. And. um. For some
reason, my html didn't work. But. Whatever. ON TO NEW THINGS! *Sings along
to "Time Warp"* Oh yeah. Slash is still a part of this story. So ha!
*Sticks tongue out*
Disclaimer: Didn't I already do this? Oh yeah, I don't own Frosty. I own Rudolf! *Evil laughter* Dance, you reindeer, dance! Or I'll get out the branding iron!
~~~~~ON TO THE STORY! ~~~~~
After a long while of snogging, Nny sat up on his four-poster bed, drenched in sweat and breathing heavily. Squee lay beneath him, panting. The pair stayed like that in silence for a minute, regaining their spent energies. (Heh. ^^; )
"Nny, tell me another story." Nny looked down at the stretched-out boy in shock. He giggled. Squee pouted.
"Why the sudden urge for stories tonight, Squeegee?" Nny asked. Squee shrugged his slight shoulders, looking away from his lover's eyes. He stared at the ceiling, a small smile on his lips.
"They remind me of when my mom would pass out in front of Christmas specials and I would watch them for hours. The story of Rudolf always made me happy, because he reminded me of. well, me. None of the other kids liked me, and I always hoped that I'd be their friends one day, and not be so lonely." Squee trailed off. Nny sat cross-legged on the (extremely "soiled"!! *cackles*) bedspread and put his chin in his hand.
"Well, then. I guess that only leaves me one option! Rudolf the Red-Nosed Reindeer!" Nny cleared his throat, for it was very. clogged. at the moment. (Evil references will stop soon, I promise. Er. maybe.) Without any further ado, he began.
~~~~~RUDOLF THE RED-NOSED REINDEER~~~~
One day, a mamma reindeer and a poppa reindeer had a spawnling reindeer. It was grotesquely proportioned. Its head was too big for its body, and it could have beaten any runway model on the catwalk. It's mamma and poppa would have been /very/ proud of their little baby reindeer, except for the fact that it's unusually large nose was a bright cherry color. It glowed and made funny squeaky-sounds sometimes. Along with this odd trait, the baby reindeer had picked up a twitch, from watching a drunken hobo. This poor, pathetic reindeer thought it was cool to violently throw your head around like a head-banger. (AN: No offence to head-bangers ^_^)
Well, the parents were very alarmed and worried about their deer son, whom they decided to call Rudolph. For no particular reason. One day, when little Rudolph was about four months old, a local flying school was started for young reindeer-tykes. Being one of the more prominent reindeer in the community, Rudolph's father, Dasher, enrolled him immediately. Rudolph, however, was to wear a neck brace at all times, to keep him from twitching, and a fake nose. Dasher did not want to be humiliated by his disturbingly bizarre son. His friend, Comet, ran the school, and was excited to find that most of the students were sons or daughters of his fellow sleigh- pullers.
On the first day of flying school, Rudolph nearly choked on a pinecone. But that's irrelevant. The other reindeer thought that Rudolph was very strange. He wore a neck brace for no apparent reason, he was scrawny and had an abnormally large head, and had a habit of snorting in the middle of Comet's lessons. His fake nose gave him allergies.
The students were allowed to fly one day, and were all understandably exited. Rudolph rolled around in the bushes with glee. The other reindeer stayed as far away from him as possible. They thought that he was a little. off. His head was twice as big as theirs. Rudolph's mamma told him that they were just jealous.
Comet gave the instructions: Run as fast as you can, without tripping, and jump when you reach the edge of the Cliff of Excruciatingly Slow and Painful Death. If you didn't make the jump, well, you'd just better make the jump.
Most of the reindeer panicked before they reached the edge of the cliff and dove into the snow, whimpering. A few jumped and awkwardly made it. /Show- offs/ the others thought. One plunged headfirst off of the cliff, but managed to grab hold of a protruding rock and climbed back up. He was wide- eyed and shaking as Comet sent him to the first-aid elves.
Finally, it was Rudolph's turn to jump. Excitedly, he started to run. He didn't even hear the other reindeer jeering at him, or giving him black glares. He was filled with confidence; /nothing/ could stop him! As he reached the edge of the cliff, he leaped a grand leap! He soared into the air, more graceful than he had ever been. As he flew inexpertly, the straps around his neck brace loosened. In his excitement, Rudolph's neck jerked violently. It grew more violent the higher he got. As he headed towards the ground again with Comet's call, his neck brace cracked under the pressure, and flew off. There was no stopping Rudolph now. His neck and head bobbed insanely, and his eyes rolled back in his head in his euphoria. With such harsh treatment, his fake black nose slipped off. It began to glow and squeak along with the seizure-induced reindeer's head.
The other students stared in horror. Some began to nervously laugh. Comet somehow managed to calm the little reindeer down, and glared down at him. Rudolph, unlike the other reindeer, hadn't grown much, so he still had to crane his neck to see his flight teacher.
"Just what do you think you're doing, young man? Your nose is a disgrace! Plus, you're just really freaky! Leave my class immediately, and never come back. At least, until you get some psychiatric help. Come on, class. Before Rudolph the Red-Nosed Freak leaves, let's all have a good laugh at his expense!" The nervous tittering exploded into a blast of harsh guffaws, chortles and howls.
Heartbroken and bewildered, Rudolph hung his still-slightly-twitching head and slunk away to the laughter. He ran home and sobbed his little heart out to his mamma. She promptly sued Comet for emotional abuse and won enough money to move out of their shit cave and move into an intricate cavern, complete with stalagmites and stalactites.
Rudolph was made the front reindeer of Santa's team, and could finally fly with all of his father's pride and head twitching he could handle. Oh yes, throwing your head around became a huge dance craze shortly after Rudolph's mamma won her lawsuit.
~~~~~ AND THEY ALL LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER! ~~~~~~
When Nny finished his story, he noticed Squee giggling. Although the sight was cute enough to start another round of snogging, his curiosity overtook him.
"What's so funny, my little Squeegee?" he asked. Todd blushed and sat up slightly, leaning on his elbows. Nny drooled. (Heh.)
"That's not how the story goes!" the boy managed between giggles. He saw Nny's face fall, and added,
"But I liked this version better." His lover's face brightened and turned a light shade of red. Squee edged towards Nny, and wrapped his arms around the older boy's waist. Nny bit Todd's shoulder lightly, and murmered,
"Don't get too comfortable. We're not cuddling /yet./" With that, Nny pounced onto Squee, and many fun, squishy, censored things happened.
~~~~~~ALMOST A LEMON~~~~
So... I think this chapter didn't suck nearly as much as the first one. Although, I can't say the same for Nny and Squee.. *Sweatdrop* Heh. If you don't like it, you don't have to read it. I'm THIS CLOSE to making a chapter full-out lemon, so flamers, don't push me. ^_^ MERRY CHRISTMAS WHITNEY!!
~~~~~~MORE TO COME- I MEAN BE UPLOADED SOON~~~~
Disclaimer: Didn't I already do this? Oh yeah, I don't own Frosty. I own Rudolf! *Evil laughter* Dance, you reindeer, dance! Or I'll get out the branding iron!
~~~~~ON TO THE STORY! ~~~~~
After a long while of snogging, Nny sat up on his four-poster bed, drenched in sweat and breathing heavily. Squee lay beneath him, panting. The pair stayed like that in silence for a minute, regaining their spent energies. (Heh. ^^; )
"Nny, tell me another story." Nny looked down at the stretched-out boy in shock. He giggled. Squee pouted.
"Why the sudden urge for stories tonight, Squeegee?" Nny asked. Squee shrugged his slight shoulders, looking away from his lover's eyes. He stared at the ceiling, a small smile on his lips.
"They remind me of when my mom would pass out in front of Christmas specials and I would watch them for hours. The story of Rudolf always made me happy, because he reminded me of. well, me. None of the other kids liked me, and I always hoped that I'd be their friends one day, and not be so lonely." Squee trailed off. Nny sat cross-legged on the (extremely "soiled"!! *cackles*) bedspread and put his chin in his hand.
"Well, then. I guess that only leaves me one option! Rudolf the Red-Nosed Reindeer!" Nny cleared his throat, for it was very. clogged. at the moment. (Evil references will stop soon, I promise. Er. maybe.) Without any further ado, he began.
~~~~~RUDOLF THE RED-NOSED REINDEER~~~~
One day, a mamma reindeer and a poppa reindeer had a spawnling reindeer. It was grotesquely proportioned. Its head was too big for its body, and it could have beaten any runway model on the catwalk. It's mamma and poppa would have been /very/ proud of their little baby reindeer, except for the fact that it's unusually large nose was a bright cherry color. It glowed and made funny squeaky-sounds sometimes. Along with this odd trait, the baby reindeer had picked up a twitch, from watching a drunken hobo. This poor, pathetic reindeer thought it was cool to violently throw your head around like a head-banger. (AN: No offence to head-bangers ^_^)
Well, the parents were very alarmed and worried about their deer son, whom they decided to call Rudolph. For no particular reason. One day, when little Rudolph was about four months old, a local flying school was started for young reindeer-tykes. Being one of the more prominent reindeer in the community, Rudolph's father, Dasher, enrolled him immediately. Rudolph, however, was to wear a neck brace at all times, to keep him from twitching, and a fake nose. Dasher did not want to be humiliated by his disturbingly bizarre son. His friend, Comet, ran the school, and was excited to find that most of the students were sons or daughters of his fellow sleigh- pullers.
On the first day of flying school, Rudolph nearly choked on a pinecone. But that's irrelevant. The other reindeer thought that Rudolph was very strange. He wore a neck brace for no apparent reason, he was scrawny and had an abnormally large head, and had a habit of snorting in the middle of Comet's lessons. His fake nose gave him allergies.
The students were allowed to fly one day, and were all understandably exited. Rudolph rolled around in the bushes with glee. The other reindeer stayed as far away from him as possible. They thought that he was a little. off. His head was twice as big as theirs. Rudolph's mamma told him that they were just jealous.
Comet gave the instructions: Run as fast as you can, without tripping, and jump when you reach the edge of the Cliff of Excruciatingly Slow and Painful Death. If you didn't make the jump, well, you'd just better make the jump.
Most of the reindeer panicked before they reached the edge of the cliff and dove into the snow, whimpering. A few jumped and awkwardly made it. /Show- offs/ the others thought. One plunged headfirst off of the cliff, but managed to grab hold of a protruding rock and climbed back up. He was wide- eyed and shaking as Comet sent him to the first-aid elves.
Finally, it was Rudolph's turn to jump. Excitedly, he started to run. He didn't even hear the other reindeer jeering at him, or giving him black glares. He was filled with confidence; /nothing/ could stop him! As he reached the edge of the cliff, he leaped a grand leap! He soared into the air, more graceful than he had ever been. As he flew inexpertly, the straps around his neck brace loosened. In his excitement, Rudolph's neck jerked violently. It grew more violent the higher he got. As he headed towards the ground again with Comet's call, his neck brace cracked under the pressure, and flew off. There was no stopping Rudolph now. His neck and head bobbed insanely, and his eyes rolled back in his head in his euphoria. With such harsh treatment, his fake black nose slipped off. It began to glow and squeak along with the seizure-induced reindeer's head.
The other students stared in horror. Some began to nervously laugh. Comet somehow managed to calm the little reindeer down, and glared down at him. Rudolph, unlike the other reindeer, hadn't grown much, so he still had to crane his neck to see his flight teacher.
"Just what do you think you're doing, young man? Your nose is a disgrace! Plus, you're just really freaky! Leave my class immediately, and never come back. At least, until you get some psychiatric help. Come on, class. Before Rudolph the Red-Nosed Freak leaves, let's all have a good laugh at his expense!" The nervous tittering exploded into a blast of harsh guffaws, chortles and howls.
Heartbroken and bewildered, Rudolph hung his still-slightly-twitching head and slunk away to the laughter. He ran home and sobbed his little heart out to his mamma. She promptly sued Comet for emotional abuse and won enough money to move out of their shit cave and move into an intricate cavern, complete with stalagmites and stalactites.
Rudolph was made the front reindeer of Santa's team, and could finally fly with all of his father's pride and head twitching he could handle. Oh yes, throwing your head around became a huge dance craze shortly after Rudolph's mamma won her lawsuit.
~~~~~ AND THEY ALL LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER! ~~~~~~
When Nny finished his story, he noticed Squee giggling. Although the sight was cute enough to start another round of snogging, his curiosity overtook him.
"What's so funny, my little Squeegee?" he asked. Todd blushed and sat up slightly, leaning on his elbows. Nny drooled. (Heh.)
"That's not how the story goes!" the boy managed between giggles. He saw Nny's face fall, and added,
"But I liked this version better." His lover's face brightened and turned a light shade of red. Squee edged towards Nny, and wrapped his arms around the older boy's waist. Nny bit Todd's shoulder lightly, and murmered,
"Don't get too comfortable. We're not cuddling /yet./" With that, Nny pounced onto Squee, and many fun, squishy, censored things happened.
~~~~~~ALMOST A LEMON~~~~
So... I think this chapter didn't suck nearly as much as the first one. Although, I can't say the same for Nny and Squee.. *Sweatdrop* Heh. If you don't like it, you don't have to read it. I'm THIS CLOSE to making a chapter full-out lemon, so flamers, don't push me. ^_^ MERRY CHRISTMAS WHITNEY!!
~~~~~~MORE TO COME- I MEAN BE UPLOADED SOON~~~~