[Note :: These characters belong to Disney and LOTR thus- i don't own them
(awwes come from the audiance) oh well.. I think i can live.. *dies* ON
WITH THE STORY *points infront of her*]
b// Chapter 3 :: Whee I'm Flying!/b
We left our heroes off with a quest to find dwarfs that Pinocchio knew. Hopefully they can help them on their adventure to get to there dearly missed friend, Legolas Greenleaf.
"Weeeeeeeeeeeee're off to see the wizard! The wonderful wizard of Oz." Sam sang as he skipped along a path Pinocchio had lead us to.
While Sam was singing Frodo was trying to decide if he should paint his room green, pink, or peach.
"Er- Pinok do you have the slightest clue where we're going?" Frodo said suddenly, stopping Sam from his singing. "and should I paint my room pink, green or peach?"
"hum, I say pink!" Sam protested.
"Yeah that's what I was thinking.." Frodo said.
"Uh, off the room subject I'm looking for my long lost DADDY! And of course I know where I'm going! Maybe.. Probably.. Hopefully.." Pinocchio smiled and he flew into the air and looked over trees. "I can see our path perfectly from here!" Pinocchio called down from the air.
"Eh you know he's not Really your dad.. He just made you kid. You're wood. Is Geppedo made of wood? Didn't think so!" Sam stated.
"He is too my DADDY, hobbit!" Pinocchio said angrily.
"Well I'm Sooooooorry for upsetting you wooden object!" Sam said looking frustrated. "C'mon Frodo lets just throw him in a fire and call it quits."
"Oh. My. Poop. You're joking. We could FLY there so much quicker! Pinocchio you stupid little &$*%#%!*&%$#@!%*&! Why didn't you mention flying!" Frodo screamed going off on a murmuring tantrum to himself.
Soon he was on the ground kicking and screaming until Sam tapped him on the shoulder and said, "It's okay Frodo, you can stop pretending to be 3 now sugar dumpling."
"Sam, HOW many times have I had to tell you that sugar dumpling is me and my grandma's thing! Get it through your little brain mon!" Frodo sighed.
Sam bauted his eyelashes at Frodo. Frodo sighed and hit Sam on the head.
"Ouchie.." Sam said tearing up.
Pinocchio whispered to Tink asking her if she would put pixie dust on them, but it seemed like he said other things. Frodo could make out the words: i'gay, sam, gay, sam, gay, and sam'/i
I'I wonder what he's saying to her.. She's pretty cute for a little pixie, too bad she can't talk'/I Frodo thought to himself. I'All she can really do is erhm- get mad and stomp her feet everywhere.' /I
"Alright, Tink says she won't sprinkle Sam with pixie dust because he appears to gay." Pinocchio had a wide grin across his face.
"I'm not gay!" Sam picked a flower from the ground. He smelt it and smiled.
"My point exactly." Pinocchio said.
"Well what should I do about Sam?" Frodo said pointing to Sam who was gathering flowers and skipping about the dirt path.
"Leave him.." Pinocchio said as he flew into the air with Tink.
"No way you freaky little puppet! Gay or straight Sam is my best friend! I could never just leave him!!" Frodo yelled up to Pinocchio.
"Did I hear you call me Frodo?" Sam said as he walked up to Frodo.
"No it's nothing Sam.." Frodo said quietly. "Sprinkle me Tink!"
Tinkerbell sprinkled Frodo with her pixie dust and as Frodo began flying he motioned Sam to jump on his back. Sam did as he was told and they were flying in the sky. Although they were about 4 feet from the ground. Tinkerbell saw what was going on so she flew down to sprinkle pixie dust on Sam. The three flew into the air after Pinocchio whom was heading toward a big dark gray cloud.
Of course, it began to rain. Soon after there was a rainbow and then it started raining lucky charms! Tinkerbell kept getting smacked painfully by the falling cereal. Frodo again started talking about a ring until -BOOM-
"Ahee ahee ahee!" Sam giggled as he threw a big handful of lucky charms at Frodo.
Tinkerbell was getting pale in color and soon enough we were all falling into a big, fat, juicy forest. And theeen.. I must leave you. lol
b[a.n :: r/r! I'll get more posted up soon!]/b
b// Chapter 3 :: Whee I'm Flying!/b
We left our heroes off with a quest to find dwarfs that Pinocchio knew. Hopefully they can help them on their adventure to get to there dearly missed friend, Legolas Greenleaf.
"Weeeeeeeeeeeee're off to see the wizard! The wonderful wizard of Oz." Sam sang as he skipped along a path Pinocchio had lead us to.
While Sam was singing Frodo was trying to decide if he should paint his room green, pink, or peach.
"Er- Pinok do you have the slightest clue where we're going?" Frodo said suddenly, stopping Sam from his singing. "and should I paint my room pink, green or peach?"
"hum, I say pink!" Sam protested.
"Yeah that's what I was thinking.." Frodo said.
"Uh, off the room subject I'm looking for my long lost DADDY! And of course I know where I'm going! Maybe.. Probably.. Hopefully.." Pinocchio smiled and he flew into the air and looked over trees. "I can see our path perfectly from here!" Pinocchio called down from the air.
"Eh you know he's not Really your dad.. He just made you kid. You're wood. Is Geppedo made of wood? Didn't think so!" Sam stated.
"He is too my DADDY, hobbit!" Pinocchio said angrily.
"Well I'm Sooooooorry for upsetting you wooden object!" Sam said looking frustrated. "C'mon Frodo lets just throw him in a fire and call it quits."
"Oh. My. Poop. You're joking. We could FLY there so much quicker! Pinocchio you stupid little &$*%#%!*&%$#@!%*&! Why didn't you mention flying!" Frodo screamed going off on a murmuring tantrum to himself.
Soon he was on the ground kicking and screaming until Sam tapped him on the shoulder and said, "It's okay Frodo, you can stop pretending to be 3 now sugar dumpling."
"Sam, HOW many times have I had to tell you that sugar dumpling is me and my grandma's thing! Get it through your little brain mon!" Frodo sighed.
Sam bauted his eyelashes at Frodo. Frodo sighed and hit Sam on the head.
"Ouchie.." Sam said tearing up.
Pinocchio whispered to Tink asking her if she would put pixie dust on them, but it seemed like he said other things. Frodo could make out the words: i'gay, sam, gay, sam, gay, and sam'/i
I'I wonder what he's saying to her.. She's pretty cute for a little pixie, too bad she can't talk'/I Frodo thought to himself. I'All she can really do is erhm- get mad and stomp her feet everywhere.' /I
"Alright, Tink says she won't sprinkle Sam with pixie dust because he appears to gay." Pinocchio had a wide grin across his face.
"I'm not gay!" Sam picked a flower from the ground. He smelt it and smiled.
"My point exactly." Pinocchio said.
"Well what should I do about Sam?" Frodo said pointing to Sam who was gathering flowers and skipping about the dirt path.
"Leave him.." Pinocchio said as he flew into the air with Tink.
"No way you freaky little puppet! Gay or straight Sam is my best friend! I could never just leave him!!" Frodo yelled up to Pinocchio.
"Did I hear you call me Frodo?" Sam said as he walked up to Frodo.
"No it's nothing Sam.." Frodo said quietly. "Sprinkle me Tink!"
Tinkerbell sprinkled Frodo with her pixie dust and as Frodo began flying he motioned Sam to jump on his back. Sam did as he was told and they were flying in the sky. Although they were about 4 feet from the ground. Tinkerbell saw what was going on so she flew down to sprinkle pixie dust on Sam. The three flew into the air after Pinocchio whom was heading toward a big dark gray cloud.
Of course, it began to rain. Soon after there was a rainbow and then it started raining lucky charms! Tinkerbell kept getting smacked painfully by the falling cereal. Frodo again started talking about a ring until -BOOM-
"Ahee ahee ahee!" Sam giggled as he threw a big handful of lucky charms at Frodo.
Tinkerbell was getting pale in color and soon enough we were all falling into a big, fat, juicy forest. And theeen.. I must leave you. lol
b[a.n :: r/r! I'll get more posted up soon!]/b