LOOKIE! I decided to continue it since I have lack of inspiration to do anything else. x_@ Sorry for the short chapter.
I'll get more up later, I sware it.
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Farf: *talking to Aya* And THEN I stabbed him with the spork and-
Aya: Was this before or after you beat him with a spoon?
Farf: ...it hurts god?
Aya: Oh. Okay then. So I'm supposed to stab Takatori with a spork.
Farf: It hurts god a whole lot.
Aya: Takatori will hurt. He'll hurt a whole fricking lot. I'll stab him in the stomach with the spork
and twist it around and then he'll scream and I'll bash his head in with a vacuum cleaner and then I'll leave his half-alive body out
for the pidgeons to pick at. And then I'll dump him into the river with rocks tied to his legs and arms. And then I'll watch him
try to swim. But I probably wouldn't have to put rocks on him. He's fat. Or even better, I'll cook him. I'm stuff him in and cook
his fat, greasy ass. Or I'll just toss him in a fire and wait until he turns into a crisp. *sobs* Oh, Aya-chan... (A.N: ..x_X)
Farf: You see, that REALLY hurts god.
Ken: *sits traumatized*
Schu: You know, people are trying to eat right now?
Yohji: What the hell was that?
Omi: I'm just going to pretend you didn't say any of that. I'm a good boy, I'm a good boy, I'm a good boy....@__@
Nagi: You're a freak, Aya.
Brad: *pushes his glasses up his nose* I always knew he was. I foresaw it.
Aya: *stares at Brad blankly* You foresaw I was a freak? Idiot.
Brad: Shut up.
Farf: Freaks hurt god.
Schu: *sings* Breathe with meeeeee....
Ken: Brad's easy? x.X I really didn't need to know that.
Aya: Of course Brad's easy. Of course he's a manwhore. What do you expect from SCHWARZ?
Yohji: *leers at Brad*
Nagi: ....*chooses wisely not to comment*
Omi: WHAT?! NO! MY POOR POOR FRAGILE INNOCENT VIRGINAL MIND!
Brad: X_X WHAT ARE YOU ALL TALKING ABOUT?!?!
Farf: *snickers*
Schu: Actually, I was singing 'breath with me', but Brad's easy works.
Brad: ...-_-...I am not easy.
Farf: Really? Because last ti-
Brad: *covers Farf's mouth with his hand* ...shut up...
Schu: O_O
Yohji: O_O
Omi: X___O
Nagi: o___o
Aya: ...o_o...
Ken: _@
Schu: Dammit, Brad! You've screwed Farfie and you won't even let me near your bed!
Brad: You're toxic.
Schu: And you're telling me HE isn't?!
Brad: ...no comment.
Aya: *looks at Farf and imagines him and Brad...together* ...*drops to the floor, holding his head and screaming*
Ken: O_O;;;;;;;;;; Aya...? AYA!!!
Brad: I knew that was going to happen.
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_AYA'S DREAM_
Aya-chan: *in coma*
Omi: *walks up* ...Aya-chan...I..*looks down and blushes*....love...you...*throws self onto Aya-chan*
Aya: *comatose*
Ken: *walks in* ...O__O.......
Aya: This isn't what it looks like.
Ken: OMIIII!!! HOW COULD YOU STEAL HER FROM ME?! I...I THOUGHT YOU WERE MY FRIEND!!
Omi: It's not FAIR if you keep her all to yourself!!! She's mine!!!
Yohji: *leaning by doorway* That's where you're wrong because....she's MINE!
Ken: *sputters* What?!
Omi: No way!
Yohji: Oh, yes way. She's mine. *shoves Omi off Aya-chan and grabs her*
Ken: I SAW HER FIRST!!!
Omi: LIAR!! I SAW HER FIRST!! I've loved her since I laid eyes on her!
Yohji: You're both liars. *I* saw her first. Therefore, she's mine.
Ken, Omi, Yohji: *proceed to argue over Aya-chan*
Aya: *somehow turns into a man-version of herself and is out of her coma* *sites up* Don't worry, my darlings. There is enough of me....for ALL of you.
Ken, Omi, Yohji: *___*
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Aya: *wakes up* **SCREAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM* $U#@)$&@#$^#)@^#)#^%)@^#@ %$%$ WAS THAT?!?!?!
*elsewhere*
Schu: *snicker*
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No comment. I was running out of ideas. Need pixie sticks.
I'll get more up later, I sware it.
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Farf: *talking to Aya* And THEN I stabbed him with the spork and-
Aya: Was this before or after you beat him with a spoon?
Farf: ...it hurts god?
Aya: Oh. Okay then. So I'm supposed to stab Takatori with a spork.
Farf: It hurts god a whole lot.
Aya: Takatori will hurt. He'll hurt a whole fricking lot. I'll stab him in the stomach with the spork
and twist it around and then he'll scream and I'll bash his head in with a vacuum cleaner and then I'll leave his half-alive body out
for the pidgeons to pick at. And then I'll dump him into the river with rocks tied to his legs and arms. And then I'll watch him
try to swim. But I probably wouldn't have to put rocks on him. He's fat. Or even better, I'll cook him. I'm stuff him in and cook
his fat, greasy ass. Or I'll just toss him in a fire and wait until he turns into a crisp. *sobs* Oh, Aya-chan... (A.N: ..x_X)
Farf: You see, that REALLY hurts god.
Ken: *sits traumatized*
Schu: You know, people are trying to eat right now?
Yohji: What the hell was that?
Omi: I'm just going to pretend you didn't say any of that. I'm a good boy, I'm a good boy, I'm a good boy....@__@
Nagi: You're a freak, Aya.
Brad: *pushes his glasses up his nose* I always knew he was. I foresaw it.
Aya: *stares at Brad blankly* You foresaw I was a freak? Idiot.
Brad: Shut up.
Farf: Freaks hurt god.
Schu: *sings* Breathe with meeeeee....
Ken: Brad's easy? x.X I really didn't need to know that.
Aya: Of course Brad's easy. Of course he's a manwhore. What do you expect from SCHWARZ?
Yohji: *leers at Brad*
Nagi: ....*chooses wisely not to comment*
Omi: WHAT?! NO! MY POOR POOR FRAGILE INNOCENT VIRGINAL MIND!
Brad: X_X WHAT ARE YOU ALL TALKING ABOUT?!?!
Farf: *snickers*
Schu: Actually, I was singing 'breath with me', but Brad's easy works.
Brad: ...-_-...I am not easy.
Farf: Really? Because last ti-
Brad: *covers Farf's mouth with his hand* ...shut up...
Schu: O_O
Yohji: O_O
Omi: X___O
Nagi: o___o
Aya: ...o_o...
Ken: _@
Schu: Dammit, Brad! You've screwed Farfie and you won't even let me near your bed!
Brad: You're toxic.
Schu: And you're telling me HE isn't?!
Brad: ...no comment.
Aya: *looks at Farf and imagines him and Brad...together* ...*drops to the floor, holding his head and screaming*
Ken: O_O;;;;;;;;;; Aya...? AYA!!!
Brad: I knew that was going to happen.
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_AYA'S DREAM_
Aya-chan: *in coma*
Omi: *walks up* ...Aya-chan...I..*looks down and blushes*....love...you...*throws self onto Aya-chan*
Aya: *comatose*
Ken: *walks in* ...O__O.......
Aya: This isn't what it looks like.
Ken: OMIIII!!! HOW COULD YOU STEAL HER FROM ME?! I...I THOUGHT YOU WERE MY FRIEND!!
Omi: It's not FAIR if you keep her all to yourself!!! She's mine!!!
Yohji: *leaning by doorway* That's where you're wrong because....she's MINE!
Ken: *sputters* What?!
Omi: No way!
Yohji: Oh, yes way. She's mine. *shoves Omi off Aya-chan and grabs her*
Ken: I SAW HER FIRST!!!
Omi: LIAR!! I SAW HER FIRST!! I've loved her since I laid eyes on her!
Yohji: You're both liars. *I* saw her first. Therefore, she's mine.
Ken, Omi, Yohji: *proceed to argue over Aya-chan*
Aya: *somehow turns into a man-version of herself and is out of her coma* *sites up* Don't worry, my darlings. There is enough of me....for ALL of you.
Ken, Omi, Yohji: *___*
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Aya: *wakes up* **SCREAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM* $U#@)$&@#$^#)@^#)#^%)@^#@ %$%$ WAS THAT?!?!?!
*elsewhere*
Schu: *snicker*
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No comment. I was running out of ideas. Need pixie sticks.