Er.
Okay.
This chapter is going to be a take on all the couples. Such as Aya/Ken, Brad/Schu, all that good stuff.
It's not as boring as it sounds, just...take a look.
The next chapter will have more of the actual Real World stuff.
DISCLAIMER: Hi.
(Update: DAMMIT! HOW THE @#@)*$&$(*# COULD I FORGET SCHU/FARF?! GODDAMMIT! *rampages and knocks herself out* X_X)
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+Crawford and Aya+
Aya: Shi-ne, Schwarz scum.
Crawford: Weiss bastard.
Aya and Brad: *look at each other*
Aya: ...
Brad: ...*jumps Aya and proceeds to screw him silly*
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+Aya and Ken+
Ken: I love you, Aya.
Aya: I don't love you.
Ken: *ANGSTANGSTANGST*
Aya: Ken, I found out that...I love you.
Ken: ...okay.
Aya: *pounces Ken and proceeds to screw him silly*
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+Farfarello and Ken+
Farfarello: ....
Ken: ....*backs away*
Farfarello: ...*pounces and proceeds to rape*
*after said rape*
Ken: ;___; *ANGSTANGSTANGST*
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+Yohji and Schuldich+
Yohji: Hi.
Schuldich: Hi.
Yohji: ...
Schuldich: ...
Yohji: ...*pounces and both proceed to screw*
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+Schuldich and Brad+
Schuldich: I'm not a slut.
Brad: Hn.
Schuldich: Pay attention to me.
Brad: Hn.
Schuldich: I'm not wearing any underwear.
Brad: ....*pounce*
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+Yohji and Aya+
Aya: Yohji, you're retarded and you smoke too much. Stay away from me.
Yohji: But...my...fiery-haired love...
Aya: ...what?
Yohji: I said, shut up.
Aya: ...
Yohji: ...*pounce*
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+Nagi and Omi+ (The Romeo and Juliet shiznit, yo.)
Nagi: My teammates hate your teammates but I love you.
Omi: Ditto. I love you too. Let's screw like rabbits over there in that bush. Who cares if this is a playground.
Nagi: *pounce*
Rest of Schwarz and Weiss: *GASP!*
Nagi: *in the middle of..uh...you get the point* It's not what it looks like.
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+Brad and Nagi+
Brad: *stares at Nagi's ass*
Nagi: Brad? Stop undressing me with your eyes.
Brad: *pounces and screws* ...I'm not a pedophile.
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+Farfarello and Omi+
Farfarello: *RAPE*
'nuff said.
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+Ken and Omi+
Omi: How strong and manlier you are!
Ken: Yes!
Omi: Okay, just screw me already.
Ken: Yes, ma'am.
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+Aya and Nagi+
Nagi: ...
Aya: ...
Nagi: ...
Aya: ...
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+Yohji and Nagi+
Yohji: ...well, atleast you're pretty.
Nagi: Help me.
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+Brad and Ken+
Brad: *kidnaps Ken*
Ken: Please don't eat me.
Brad: I think I love you.
Ken: But I love Aya.
Brad: No, you don't.
Ken: o_o Yes, I do.
Brad: Don't.
Ken: Do.
Brad: Don't.
Ken: Do.
Brad: You hurt me.
Ken: Sorry.
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+Schu and Aya+
Schu: *RAPERAPERAPERAPERAPE* OH PRETTY AYA HEEHEEHEE *RAPE*
Aya: X_______________________X *ANGSTANGSTANGST*
...'nuff said. o_____o;;;;;;;;; *disturbed by herself*
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+Yohji and Omi+
Yohji: BOOHOOHOOO OH ASUKA
Omi: Yohji? I love you.
Yohji: ASSSUUKKKKAAAAAAAAA
Omi: ...Yohji-kun?
Yohji: ASSSUUUUUUUUKKKKKKKKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Omi: -_- *smacks Yohji*
Yohji; ...*pounces Omi*
Omi: *_*
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+Schu and Ken+
Schu: Hi.
Ken: o_o
Schu: ) *MOLESTRAPE*
Ken: NO! ;____; HELP ME, AYA/BRAD/YOHJI/FARFARELLO/OMI/NAGI! - take your pick
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+Aya and Omi+
Omi: ...
Aya: ...
Omi: ...so...
Aya: ...
Omi: ...how's...Aya-chan?
Aya: *bursts into sobs*
Omi: I'll comfort you, Aya-kun!
Aya: ...*pounces*
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+Schu and Nagi+
Schu: *smirk*
Nagi: *glare*
Schu: *SMIRK*
Nagi: Let's just have sex now. On Brad's desk.
Schu: Kinky.
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+Brad and Farf+
Brad: ...
Farf: *cuts things*
Brad: ...*grabs Farf and screws him*
Farf: This hurts god.
'NUFF SAID.
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+Nagi and Tot+
Nagi: I like you, Tot.
Tot: Nagi kawaii.
Nagi: I mean..I..really like you.
Tot: ...Nagi...kawaii!
Nagi: ...-_-...I should've never fallen for a retarded girl...
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+Farfarello and Nagi+
Farfarello: Hi.
Nagi: ...hi...
Farfarello: ...wanna screw?
Nagi: Sure. Insane Irishmen make me hot.
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+Farfarello and Aya+
Farfarello: Your hair hurts god.
Aya: Get away from me, you Schwarz...thing.
Farfarello: *TACKLEMAIM*
Aya: x_x
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+Ken and Nagi+
Ken: *trips and bumps into Nagi*
Nagi: Fancy seeing you here.
Ken: Ow. I sprained my ankle.
Nagi: Good. Now I can take advantage of this and proceed to screw you.
Ken: ...but...but...I'M THE SEME IN THIS COUPLING!!!
Nagi: Nope.
Ken: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
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+Schuldich and Omi+
Schuldich: I KNOW ABOUT YOUR RELATIONSHIP WITH NAGI.
Omi: OH NO! OH NO!
Schuldich: YES! YESSS! AHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!
Omi: ;____________;
Schuldich: Now you have to be my...SLAVE. So I won't tell. You know.
Omi: Oh, okay. *^_^*
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+Farfarello and Omi+
Omi: You're going to molest me, aren't you.
Farfarello: ...no?
Omi: *^_^* Yay!
Farfarello: *molests anyways* Lying hurts god.
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+Yohji and Farfarello+
Farfarello: I hurt god.
Yohji: Really? I smoke.
Farfarello: That hurts god.
Yohji: Let's skip past the meaningless chat and just let me screw you, mmkay?
Farfarello: O_X
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AND FINALLY...
+Brad and Omi+
Brad: I'm not a pedophile.
Omi: Get your hand off my ass, then!!!
Brad: No.
Omi: -_-
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*UPDATE*
+Schu and Farfarello+
Schu: I'm sexy.
Farfarello: I like sharp things!
Schu: I am sooo sexy.
Farfarello: I like sharp things!
Schu: I'm so sexy.
Farfarello: ^_X I like sharp things!
Schu: *grabs Farfarello and screws him silly*
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*UPDATE*
+Huge Fucking Orgy+
A few words: ROCK THE CASBUUUUHHHH
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Teh end. If I missed anything, tell me. (I'd BETTER have not this time.)
Okay.
This chapter is going to be a take on all the couples. Such as Aya/Ken, Brad/Schu, all that good stuff.
It's not as boring as it sounds, just...take a look.
The next chapter will have more of the actual Real World stuff.
DISCLAIMER: Hi.
(Update: DAMMIT! HOW THE @#@)*$&$(*# COULD I FORGET SCHU/FARF?! GODDAMMIT! *rampages and knocks herself out* X_X)
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+Crawford and Aya+
Aya: Shi-ne, Schwarz scum.
Crawford: Weiss bastard.
Aya and Brad: *look at each other*
Aya: ...
Brad: ...*jumps Aya and proceeds to screw him silly*
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+Aya and Ken+
Ken: I love you, Aya.
Aya: I don't love you.
Ken: *ANGSTANGSTANGST*
Aya: Ken, I found out that...I love you.
Ken: ...okay.
Aya: *pounces Ken and proceeds to screw him silly*
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+Farfarello and Ken+
Farfarello: ....
Ken: ....*backs away*
Farfarello: ...*pounces and proceeds to rape*
*after said rape*
Ken: ;___; *ANGSTANGSTANGST*
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+Yohji and Schuldich+
Yohji: Hi.
Schuldich: Hi.
Yohji: ...
Schuldich: ...
Yohji: ...*pounces and both proceed to screw*
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+Schuldich and Brad+
Schuldich: I'm not a slut.
Brad: Hn.
Schuldich: Pay attention to me.
Brad: Hn.
Schuldich: I'm not wearing any underwear.
Brad: ....*pounce*
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+Yohji and Aya+
Aya: Yohji, you're retarded and you smoke too much. Stay away from me.
Yohji: But...my...fiery-haired love...
Aya: ...what?
Yohji: I said, shut up.
Aya: ...
Yohji: ...*pounce*
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+Nagi and Omi+ (The Romeo and Juliet shiznit, yo.)
Nagi: My teammates hate your teammates but I love you.
Omi: Ditto. I love you too. Let's screw like rabbits over there in that bush. Who cares if this is a playground.
Nagi: *pounce*
Rest of Schwarz and Weiss: *GASP!*
Nagi: *in the middle of..uh...you get the point* It's not what it looks like.
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+Brad and Nagi+
Brad: *stares at Nagi's ass*
Nagi: Brad? Stop undressing me with your eyes.
Brad: *pounces and screws* ...I'm not a pedophile.
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+Farfarello and Omi+
Farfarello: *RAPE*
'nuff said.
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+Ken and Omi+
Omi: How strong and manlier you are!
Ken: Yes!
Omi: Okay, just screw me already.
Ken: Yes, ma'am.
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+Aya and Nagi+
Nagi: ...
Aya: ...
Nagi: ...
Aya: ...
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+Yohji and Nagi+
Yohji: ...well, atleast you're pretty.
Nagi: Help me.
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+Brad and Ken+
Brad: *kidnaps Ken*
Ken: Please don't eat me.
Brad: I think I love you.
Ken: But I love Aya.
Brad: No, you don't.
Ken: o_o Yes, I do.
Brad: Don't.
Ken: Do.
Brad: Don't.
Ken: Do.
Brad: You hurt me.
Ken: Sorry.
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+Schu and Aya+
Schu: *RAPERAPERAPERAPERAPE* OH PRETTY AYA HEEHEEHEE *RAPE*
Aya: X_______________________X *ANGSTANGSTANGST*
...'nuff said. o_____o;;;;;;;;; *disturbed by herself*
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+Yohji and Omi+
Yohji: BOOHOOHOOO OH ASUKA
Omi: Yohji? I love you.
Yohji: ASSSUUKKKKAAAAAAAAA
Omi: ...Yohji-kun?
Yohji: ASSSUUUUUUUUKKKKKKKKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Omi: -_- *smacks Yohji*
Yohji; ...*pounces Omi*
Omi: *_*
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+Schu and Ken+
Schu: Hi.
Ken: o_o
Schu: ) *MOLESTRAPE*
Ken: NO! ;____; HELP ME, AYA/BRAD/YOHJI/FARFARELLO/OMI/NAGI! - take your pick
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+Aya and Omi+
Omi: ...
Aya: ...
Omi: ...so...
Aya: ...
Omi: ...how's...Aya-chan?
Aya: *bursts into sobs*
Omi: I'll comfort you, Aya-kun!
Aya: ...*pounces*
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+Schu and Nagi+
Schu: *smirk*
Nagi: *glare*
Schu: *SMIRK*
Nagi: Let's just have sex now. On Brad's desk.
Schu: Kinky.
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+Brad and Farf+
Brad: ...
Farf: *cuts things*
Brad: ...*grabs Farf and screws him*
Farf: This hurts god.
'NUFF SAID.
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+Nagi and Tot+
Nagi: I like you, Tot.
Tot: Nagi kawaii.
Nagi: I mean..I..really like you.
Tot: ...Nagi...kawaii!
Nagi: ...-_-...I should've never fallen for a retarded girl...
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+Farfarello and Nagi+
Farfarello: Hi.
Nagi: ...hi...
Farfarello: ...wanna screw?
Nagi: Sure. Insane Irishmen make me hot.
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+Farfarello and Aya+
Farfarello: Your hair hurts god.
Aya: Get away from me, you Schwarz...thing.
Farfarello: *TACKLEMAIM*
Aya: x_x
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+Ken and Nagi+
Ken: *trips and bumps into Nagi*
Nagi: Fancy seeing you here.
Ken: Ow. I sprained my ankle.
Nagi: Good. Now I can take advantage of this and proceed to screw you.
Ken: ...but...but...I'M THE SEME IN THIS COUPLING!!!
Nagi: Nope.
Ken: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
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+Schuldich and Omi+
Schuldich: I KNOW ABOUT YOUR RELATIONSHIP WITH NAGI.
Omi: OH NO! OH NO!
Schuldich: YES! YESSS! AHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!
Omi: ;____________;
Schuldich: Now you have to be my...SLAVE. So I won't tell. You know.
Omi: Oh, okay. *^_^*
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+Farfarello and Omi+
Omi: You're going to molest me, aren't you.
Farfarello: ...no?
Omi: *^_^* Yay!
Farfarello: *molests anyways* Lying hurts god.
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+Yohji and Farfarello+
Farfarello: I hurt god.
Yohji: Really? I smoke.
Farfarello: That hurts god.
Yohji: Let's skip past the meaningless chat and just let me screw you, mmkay?
Farfarello: O_X
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AND FINALLY...
+Brad and Omi+
Brad: I'm not a pedophile.
Omi: Get your hand off my ass, then!!!
Brad: No.
Omi: -_-
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*UPDATE*
+Schu and Farfarello+
Schu: I'm sexy.
Farfarello: I like sharp things!
Schu: I am sooo sexy.
Farfarello: I like sharp things!
Schu: I'm so sexy.
Farfarello: ^_X I like sharp things!
Schu: *grabs Farfarello and screws him silly*
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*UPDATE*
+Huge Fucking Orgy+
A few words: ROCK THE CASBUUUUHHHH
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Teh end. If I missed anything, tell me. (I'd BETTER have not this time.)