The chance meeting between an up-and-coming Turf War Legend and a literal fish out of water leads to a close friendship. Join two unlikely friends as they make their way through the hustle and bustle of the Splatlands. (This is a story based on the OC of me and a friend of mine, uploads will be sporadic if at all. Hope you enjoy it! ) (cover image by @Kiwufruit on Twitter)

Summery: Shiver was cold and distant for a long time, but when a traumatic event causes them grief can Frye help them through it? Will Shiver open up to their friends? Or maybe even express hidden feelings? Rated T for Profanity and mental pain.

During a day of training, Meggy and Desti end up having a gymnastics contest with Team B member Nona after unintentionally interrupting her while she is practicing for a gymnastics tournament showdown against an acrobatic Octoling. Can the girls win? Based on RusSniper.45's Team B and Meggy's Bizzare Adventures series on YouTube...

Mirai is just an inkling girl who was entering the New Squidbeak Splatoon after her brother worked there. But why does it feel different? Deepsea Metro and other agents? Mirai is not gonna have a good time there. And who are the Deep Cut that's been disturbing peace? So many questions, so little life to live... (AU, Sequel to Agent ZER0)

The adopted brotherly duo, Tyler the Inkling and Sammy the Smallfry, were soon recruited by Senior Advisor Cuttlefish to save the Great Zapfish. But things get more intense when they find themselves in an underground called Alterna. Surprises and shocks they will encounter as they venture into the place. But back in Inkoplolis, a trio tries to uncover Inkoplis Plaza's mystery.

Monarchs live very different lives than the commonfolk. Though their lives are privileged, there are many things they can never experience due to their status. Even so, no one will argue with a king when he wishes to part take in such activities. And so, a Young Monarch decides to finally participate in a part of his culture that he had neglected for far too long. One-Shot.

Shiver and Agent 3 find themselves in a rather awkward situation after a taboo Octarian ritual known as the 'Suckling' makes love between the two more complicated than it should be. Join Deep Cut and the NSS as they flounder about Splatsville unraveling the mystery of this bizarre ritual and why almost every octoling in existence is so secretive about it. WARNING CONTAINS SPOILERS!

Marko is taking a long break from his job. Decided to spend his time in Splatsville and pursue his studies. He meets new friends and faces disputes along the way. And a special individual who supports him and creates a close bond with him. But he has a deep scar of guilt from his past that soon it's gonna catch up to him whether he likes it or not.

After saving Inkopolis from disaster, Callie and Marie have been imprisoned and forever changed. Despite all they've sacrificed, the inklings and Octarians stand on the razor's edge of either prosperity or ruin. Which way they fall will depend on Callie, Marie, and their allies.

A lone octoling has risen to the elites, the legendary X rank, but when his secret gets out there, all he knows will start to crumble... (Crossposted to AO3)

Harmony farts while she waits around for Inklings to drop by in her stinky store.

With the Octarians on the move again, Callie was more than happy to take a breather with Agent 4, away from the scorching summer sun. Things quickly go off the rails, however, when both of them fail to wake up in time for their next mission.

Ten thousand years is a long time to take a nap. Amelia, a fourteen-year-old human girl, has lived in Inkopolis for four years since she left her cryopod. Her brother, having promised to be beside her when she woke up, is missing. Her parents are long gone, and all she has are her caretaker and her new friends to help her rise to the top as a turfer and find him.

Aurora, a socially inept octoling stumbling through an inkling's world, grapples with a dilemma when she falls head-over-tentacles for a stylish and apathetic inkling boy...just days before her very first Splatfest. She is prepared to go to any length to win his interest, despite the phrase that she can't seem to stop hearing. "Octolings aren't supposed to date inklings."

Under the waves, unbeknownst to a new, Mollusc Era world, lays the rubble of a long-dead species. A civilization reduced to myth and mystery, wiped from history by time. Unfortunately, time was all but thorough. One has awoken to this new age, confused and scared of what has grown in the absence of their species. Could he find his way in this new world? (Cover by FalkenJr#5663)

*Sequel to Mending Time* About a month has passed since the Squid Sisters got back together and it doesn't take long for them to get back to doing concerts. Going on a tour around the world to perform won't be easy. How will Callie and Adstrum's relationship develop? Why does Cici sleep all the time? What's going on with Marie? Find out here. *Rated T for now. Might go up.*

Crow has loved the Splatoon franchise since release, using it as a way to divert their attention from their obligations. When those obligations grow to be too much for them and money becomes short, though, they resort to odd forms of money-making that unintentionally cause the word "escapism" to gain new meaning.

Join a group composing of three inklings and an octoling as they come together and fight to save an old part of Inkopolis, all while facing their own confrontations. They will all face drama, joining the Squidbeak Splatoon and humanity to help defeat the devoted octarian menace and a changing world.

La Agente 8 finalmente ha escapado del Metro Abisal, pero aún no ha recuperado todas sus memorias. Mientras, la Agente 3 le acompañará en su camino para integrarse a la sociedad inkling. (Se recomienda leer la historia "Intrigas" antes)

Agent New 3 and Captain 3 meet. Highly inspired by Sini's Sea Salt short.

Josiah Brach, an inkling with a wonderful life, has it turned upside-down when the octarian army invades Inkopolis. With his life now in shambles, and nothing left to lose, he's determined to take back what was his, and restore Inkopolis to its former glory.

A collection of one-shots, join an aspiring competitive ranked team, a troubled girlfriend and a private eye as well as many others as they try to navigate life in the City of Chaos. Some chapters in the future may be M rated.

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Marie has been quite depressed ever since Callie disappeared, but after meeting one of the most handsome guys she has ever been greeted to, she feels almost happy for the first time in a few days. She feels emotions she has never felt before, like love which she never recieved from her companion or her fans, no that wasn't love, this is true love. Is it? This is a shitpost, JK LOL

An erotic splatoon story